MATHLETICS -- LISTEN NOW! http://www.datpiff.com/Big_Berd_Mathletics.m123141.html Creativ's Page: http://www.youtube.com/91creativ I originally got the idea for this song from the song "Herb" by 7L & Esoteric. [LYRICS] Haters better be ready cause y'all about to get served, Word, you ain't nothin but a motherfuckin herb, If you behind the curve, if you behind the bend, If you a fake-ass dude followin fake-ass trends, You're a herb. ----- You're a herb, if you say that Michael Jackson is the man, But before last summer, you really weren't a fan, You're a herb, if you tellin me that Kanye is a dick, And don't like his music just cause what he did to Taylor Swift, You're a herb, if you laugh at Dane Cook like a dummy, Then go on Youtube and say he isn't funny, You're a herb, if you still tellin Chuck Norris jokes, If you still think the moon landing was a hoax, If you think that 9/11 was an inside job, If you tryna convince us that you run with the mob, You're a herb, pretendin to be an online thug, With fake weapons and you reppin both the crips and the bloods. You're a herb, if you claim your bars be wild, Take a while to write a verse and call it a freestyle, You're a herb, if web fame's your only life goal, If you tried to make your own version of the Rick Roll, You're a herb, if you spell "cool" with a "K", Act gangster but wear a scarf that makes you look gay, You're a herb if you say you Pop A Willie in ya ride, But in reality, you ain't even old enough to drive, If you rap about money but you still livin at home, If you've never paid rent or taken out a loan, You're a herb, flirtin with Myspace hoes, If you add people on Facebook you don't actually know, If you intentionally copy Drake or Lil Wayne's flow, Use a four dollar mic to spit over "Money to Blow". And if you start to get mad cause this track pertains to you, Don't worry bout it dawg, cause I'm a herb too, Take it into perspective, cause who woulda knew, I'm usin a song concept from 2002, And I'll let you in on a little secret this time, I didn't cop The Soul Purpose till summer of '09, And y'all know the Berd always dress like a nerd, Just cause I can spit, that don't mean I ain't a herb, word. ----- But if you still offended, then you know the drill, Step up to plate, write a diss and get killed, Cause you still a fuckin herb, but you might as well try, Legitimate rappers think you wack, and I c whY, God damn, you're a herb like no other, Rap the same words to the same beat and call it a "cover"? You lucky I have the time to fuck with these turds, Get skurred, I'll destroy every one of you herbs.