A track from "Bringin The Storms In Mixtape vol. 1"
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This is a track I made to show my distaste for environmentalism.  Enjoy!

LYRICS

[VERSE 1]
Now let's put this into perspective,
Correct the infected with bars so effective,
Get shit, done, commit felonious crimes,
The bell of lonliness chimes, I spit only this rhyme,
If you'd just show me the line, then I will start waitin,
Till then my heart's achin cause all you narcs hatin,
I'll start racin, blow past ya cause I'm faster,
Spin my record like a hurricane, cause a disaster,
Don't make me call the master, cause we will dispatch ya,
Fuck with me, and you'll be chillin with Casper,
So just let loose, throw ya cups in the air,
Spill them motherfuckin drinks like you just don't care,
I spit too retarded, keep 'em broken hearted,
Spillin killa rhymes leave you dearly departed,
Once I get started, I just can't stop,
Hit the top, won't drop cause I'm simply too hot,
I am rehearsed, I reversed the curse inna worse way,
Only care about the environment on Mother Earth's birthday,
Other than that, I'm pollutin with these tracks,
As I spit this crack, wit this mack that I pack,
You must envision, my massive CO2 emissions,
Put opticians outta comission with nuclear fission,
Poke holes in the O-Zone, oh no, I'm home grown,
Wanna get preachy with me I'll leave you with no dome.


[VERSE 2]
To get ya name up you gotta step ya game up,
Take more than one sip when you drink from the same cup,
As the dude who discovered the Fountain of Youth,
I got a whole lotta evidence, a mountain of proof,
So we be countin the truths, I am a trend setta,
Against environmentalists, I'm on this vendetta,
That why you see me ridin in this SUV,
Unhealthier than coffee cake, yes I be,
Take my hacksaw, and I will chop these trees,
It's a criminal offence so lemme cop these fees,
Smokey says only I can stop forest fires,
So when I light this match there ain't no stoppin me,
When the unstoppable force meets the immovable object,
Cock back with prospects of reusable projects,
Cut loose from the noose, I'm hyped up and juiced,
The greatest poet writin nonsense since Dr. Seuss,
With my one tongue, I won't forget the unsung,
I got one gun, leave no job undone,
Leave no stone unturned, till I get my one word,
The whole flock is led by the wings of this one bird,
Yeah, this is one bird that got hatched and dispatched,
This is one bird that even Sylvester couldn't catch,
I'm crafty like Tweety, while I spray like graffiti,
My name ain't Gonzales but believe me, I'm speedy.


[VERSE 3]
I am borderline crazy, you do not phase me,
Ain't gon get up I'm too lazy so I'll let the haters raise me,
And if I see another environmentalist recruitin,
I might just get shipped off to a mental institutuion.
Got my rental pencil cause I can't afford a Bugatti pen,
Cock my shotty then I will run up and cop me ten,
Lennon wanted a revolution, but I gave him the solution,
Technological evolution, these gats I'm forever shootin,
Now I'm pollution the air and the streets, too discrete,
Extinct critters lay at my feet, ain't that neat?
Bend concrete beneath global warming's heat,
The elite won't repeat, cause the prophecy's complete.