When I heard the song "Surfin' Bird" by The Trashmen on Family Guy I thought to myself "Ahh this song is totally about me." Of course it's not about me, so I had to make it about me. I was originally going to spit 12 or 16 bars but I kinda got carried away.

Everybody knows that the Berd is the Word,
I mean come on homie, ain't you heard?
Cause if you ain't heard I feel sorry for you,
The Berd is where it's at, the Berd is what it do.
Call me the Berd Flu, but I prefer Tha King,
Up in the club and I'm doin my thing,
I'll beat you down in the ring, like a boxing champ,
I'm like a army general takin' fools to boot camp,
Don't gimmie food stamps, cause I can pay my way,
I'ma have it my way, just like BK,
What they say don't matter, cause I'm the one in charge,
Y'all chumps is small time, I am much mo large.
I'm far too too good for y'all, I'm the talk of the town,
And if you try n doubt me then you is just a clown,
And you goin down, 'fyou want beef wit me,
Must be outta your mind, bro can't you see?
You feelin me? Cause I'm spittin the truth,
Can't go through me, till you pay the toll booth,
Can't see through this, cause I am opaque,
I'm a real mawfucker, you punks is fake,
Word to the Berd, you know how it's like,
And I could kill you wit my devastating flows on the mic.