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How did my father die?

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He was murdered by Darth Pinkie.

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Pinkie was seduced by the Dark Side of the Horse.

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I've been looking forward to this for a long time.

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Yes, I bet you have!

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Oh No! Look out! It's the Mare in the Moon!

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That's no moon. It's a space station.

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Really? That's SO awesome!

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Not just ANY space station.

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A big, huge, massive, galaxy-controlling,

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tractor-beaming, could destroy a planet in a single shot, space station.

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Ha! That's nothing! We could just shoot a missile into it's MANE reactor.

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It'll blow up in ten seconds flat.

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Now listen here. You must use the HORSE!

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Impressive! Obi-Shy Kenobi has taught you well.

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These chains are a CRIME against FASHION!

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(Cries)

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Dear Princess Celestia,

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Today, I will DESTROY Rainbow Skywalker!

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(Screams)

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Hahahaha!