How did my father die?
He was murdered by Darth Pinkie.
Pinkie was seduced by the Dark Side of the Horse.
I've been looking forward to this for a long time.
Yes, I bet you have!
Oh No! Look out! It's the Mare in the Moon!
That's no moon. It's a space station.
Really? That's SO awesome!
Not just ANY space station.
A big, huge, massive, galaxy-controlling,
tractor-beaming, could destroy a planet in a single shot, space station.
Ha! That's nothing! We could just shoot a missile into it's MANE reactor.
It'll blow up in ten seconds flat.
Now listen here. You must use the HORSE!
Impressive! Obi-Shy Kenobi has taught you well.
These chains are a CRIME against FASHION!
(Cries)
Dear Princess Celestia,
Today, I will DESTROY Rainbow Skywalker!
(Screams)
Hahahaha!