You know, Morty, you know, the nice thing about ice cream is that it's, uh
it's ice cold.
It's cold on your tongue.
It's delicious, and
sorta just slimes down the back of your throat.
Yeah you know ice cream is —
I'm definitely open for the ice cream choice.
I mean if I had to pick a choice,
it would be for ice cream.
You know Morty, ice cream's a good choice to pick.
It sure is, Rick. I mean I like it 'cause like you said
it's cold and it sorta just drips down the — your throat.
You don't even have to swallow, Morty. You can kinda just like
g- gar- like kinda just like
you know, larghghg kinda, you know,
and it just goes right down.
Yeah, it's delicious.
It just goes right down, it's ice cream,
I — I highly encourage everybody to try it.
If you haven't tried ice cream,
you gotta give it a chance.
Yeah gi — you gotta give it a shot.
You gotta give ice cream a shot.
If you're listening to this,
if anyone out there is hearing this,
I mean this is just a conversation between me and Rick,
but if anyone else is eavesdropping on this conversation,
like you should seriously try ice cream if you haven't tried it.
Yeah if you haven't tried ice cream,
you gotta give it a shot.
It's, I mean, what are you waiting around for?
It's not gonna,
one cup of ice cream isn't gonna kill you.
Yeah it's, I mean, let's be real,
You're not gonna die from one cup.
I mean, you know, unless you're
unless you're lactose intolerant.
Oh, yeah, of course,
you gotta — (stammering)
There's always one of those in the crowd.
Man, I wanna try ice cream.
I heard it's pretty good.
Ah, it is pretty good Morty.
It's pretty good, it's ice cream.
You gotta get —
you gotta that delicious taste of ice cream.
Man, the delicious taste of ice cream, that'd be a good
slogan for the ice cream corporation.
Ah, Morty, the ice cream corporation.
Let me tell you th — they — they are in need of slogans.
You shoulda heard their last slogan.
Wha — what was it?
It was, uh, "ice cream: come and taste it.
Slips down your throat."
Wow that's kinda —
I don't know that's not — that's not too bad a slogan, Rick.
Well, maybe it's not so bad, you're right. It's not too bad.
I got a — I got a good slogan for them:
"Ice cream,
get your ice cream here!
Step right up!"
Huh, that's a pretty good slogan, it's got a nice bell to it —
it's got a nice ring to it I meant.
Hey Rick,
um...
We should start a ice cream company.
That's a good idea, Morty.
I — I'd be honored to start an ice cream company with you Morty.
Yeah, Rick, I'd start a ice cream company with you,
you old son of a bitch.
(Laughing)
Shut your mouth, Morty, you little piece of F.
(Laughing) You little piece of S.
We're gonna start an ice cream corporation, Morty,
and we're gonna take over the entire ice cream
corporations, of all of 'em.
Man, we're gonna take over a whole ice cream corporation dot com.
Y — Freaking orsk — ice cream.
(Laughing) Morty, we're gonna make so much ice cream,
we're gonna drown the whole world in ice cream!
I'm gonna take a big ice cream all over
somebody's face!
Woah, Morty, woah.
That's not cool.
I don't know what you're implying with that... phrase,
th — the way you phrased that.
I don't know, it's just,
I meant like, you know, you put ice cream in your mouth
(Stammering) your mouth — your mouth's on your face, and,
I figured that's kinda, you know.
Oh, okay, okay, I'm sorry.
Say no more.
I apologize.
Huh?
Rick?
Ooh, Morty, it's a nice day out there —
there's five of 'em, and I've had five Mortys.
Uh oh.
That's canon.
Alert: memory corruption detected.
Navigation (garbled)
Oooohhhhh!
Oh God, Rick, oh God w —
what did you do?
It's not useful to me alive.
It's better this way.
(Stammering) You kept the chip inside him this whole time?
Yeah, Morty, I hide all my secrets in Mortys.
You should know that by now. You're like a walking safe.
What the fu — what‽
What the f-BLEEP-k are you even talking about, Rick‽
I can't begin to comprehend how f-BLEEP-ed you need to be
in the brain
to even begin to allow this to happen!
I mean, you eat chicken, Morty!
What do you think happens to them?
You know, it's a cold universe.
Factory farming, Morty!
(Stammering) You know, if you wanna sit here and preach,
you might wanna consider putting your money where your mouth is,
going vegan, or — or whatever,
and leave me out of it.
It's not my problem.
Jeez, you really tore me apart with that, Rick.
You know, you're right, I'm going vegan.
This is canon.
Morty is now vegan, this is canon!
Canon sh-BLEEP-t, I'm a full on vegan now!
Season 4, all vegan!
Season 4, a hundred percent vegan Morty!
All right, shut up, Morty!
(Phone ringing)
Hey, Morty.
God, this is so embarrassing,
I can't believe I'm leaving you a message.
Why can't you just text like normal people?
Leaving voicemails is for old people, Morty.
Just because you hang out with Grandpa Rick every waking moment
doesn't mean you're the same age.
And he texts!
Anyway, mom is getting anxious, so call me back.