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You know, Morty, you know, the nice thing about ice cream is that it's, uh

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it's ice cold.

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It's cold on your tongue.

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It's delicious, and

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sorta just slimes down the back of your throat.

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Yeah you know ice cream is —

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I'm definitely open for the ice cream choice.

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I mean if I had to pick a choice,

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it would be for ice cream.

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You know Morty, ice cream's a good choice to pick.

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It sure is, Rick. I mean I like it 'cause like you said

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it's cold and it sorta just drips down the — your throat.

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You don't even have to swallow, Morty. You can kinda just like

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g- gar- like kinda just like

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you know, larghghg kinda, you know,

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and it just goes right down.

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Yeah, it's delicious.

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It just goes right down, it's ice cream,

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I — I highly encourage everybody to try it.

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If you haven't tried ice cream,

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you gotta give it a chance.

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Yeah gi — you gotta give it a shot.

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You gotta give ice cream a shot.

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If you're listening to this,

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if anyone out there is hearing this,

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I mean this is just a conversation between me and Rick,

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but if anyone else is eavesdropping on this conversation,

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like you should seriously try ice cream if you haven't tried it.

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Yeah if you haven't tried ice cream,

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you gotta give it a shot.

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It's, I mean, what are you waiting around for?

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It's not gonna,

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one cup of ice cream isn't gonna kill you.

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Yeah it's, I mean, let's be real,

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You're not gonna die from one cup.

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I mean, you know, unless you're

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unless you're lactose intolerant.

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Oh, yeah, of course,

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you gotta — (stammering)

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There's always one of those in the crowd.

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Man, I wanna try ice cream.

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I heard it's pretty good.

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Ah, it is pretty good Morty.

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It's pretty good, it's ice cream.

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You gotta get —

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you gotta that delicious taste of ice cream.

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Man, the delicious taste of ice cream, that'd be a good

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slogan for the ice cream corporation.

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Ah, Morty, the ice cream corporation.

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Let me tell you th — they — they are in need of slogans.

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You shoulda heard their last slogan.

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Wha — what was it?

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It was, uh, "ice cream: come and taste it.

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Slips down your throat."

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Wow that's kinda —

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I don't know that's not — that's not too bad a slogan, Rick.

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Well, maybe it's not so bad, you're right. It's not too bad.

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I got a — I got a good slogan for them:

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"Ice cream,

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get your ice cream here!

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Step right up!"

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Huh, that's a pretty good slogan, it's got a nice bell to it —

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it's got a nice ring to it I meant.

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Hey Rick,

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um...

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We should start a ice cream company.

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That's a good idea, Morty.

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I — I'd be honored to start an ice cream company with you Morty.

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Yeah, Rick, I'd start a ice cream company with you,

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you old son of a bitch.

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(Laughing)

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Shut your mouth, Morty, you little piece of F.

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(Laughing) You little piece of S.

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We're gonna start an ice cream corporation, Morty,

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and we're gonna take over the entire ice cream

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corporations, of all of 'em.

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Man, we're gonna take over a whole ice cream corporation dot com.

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Y — Freaking orsk — ice cream.

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(Laughing) Morty, we're gonna make so much ice cream,

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we're gonna drown the whole world in ice cream!

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I'm gonna take a big ice cream all over

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somebody's face!

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Woah, Morty, woah.

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That's not cool.

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I don't know what you're implying with that... phrase,

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th — the way you phrased that.

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I don't know, it's just,

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I meant like, you know, you put ice cream in your mouth

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(Stammering) your mouth — your mouth's on your face, and,

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I figured that's kinda, you know.

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Oh, okay, okay, I'm sorry.

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Say no more.

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I apologize.

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Huh?

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Rick?

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Ooh, Morty, it's a nice day out there —

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there's five of 'em, and I've had five Mortys.

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Uh oh.

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That's canon.

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Alert: memory corruption detected.

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Navigation (garbled)

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Oooohhhhh!

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Oh God, Rick, oh God w —

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what did you do?

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It's not useful to me alive.

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It's better this way.

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(Stammering) You kept the chip inside him this whole time?

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Yeah, Morty, I hide all my secrets in Mortys.

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You should know that by now. You're like a walking safe.

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What the fu — what‽

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What the f-BLEEP-k are you even talking about, Rick‽

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I can't begin to comprehend how f-BLEEP-ed you need to be

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in the brain

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to even begin to allow this to happen!

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I mean, you eat chicken, Morty!

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What do you think happens to them?

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You know, it's a cold universe.

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Factory farming, Morty!

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(Stammering) You know, if you wanna sit here and preach,

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you might wanna consider putting your money where your mouth is,

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going vegan, or — or whatever,

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and leave me out of it.

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It's not my problem.

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Jeez, you really tore me apart with that,  Rick.

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You know, you're right, I'm going vegan.

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This is canon.

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Morty is now vegan, this is canon!

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Canon sh-BLEEP-t, I'm a full on vegan now!

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Season 4, all vegan!

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Season 4, a hundred percent vegan Morty!

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All right, shut up, Morty!

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(Phone ringing)

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Hey, Morty.

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God, this is so embarrassing,

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I can't believe I'm leaving you a message.

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Why can't you just text like normal people?

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Leaving voicemails is for old people, Morty.

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Just because you hang out with Grandpa Rick every waking moment

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doesn't mean you're the same age.

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And he texts!

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Anyway, mom is getting anxious, so call me back.