[ Door bell ] [ Footsteps ]
Sunset Shimmer: Well Twilight, I made it, despite your directions.
Twilight Sparkle: Ah, Superintendent Shimmer, welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!
Sunset Shimmer: Yeah.
Twilight Sparkle: Oh egads! My roast is ruined!
Twilight Sparkle: But what if... I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking?
Twilight Sparkle: Hoho, delightfully devilish, Twilight.
Twilight Sparkle: Superintendent! I was just, uh... just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise! Care to join me?
Sunset Shimmer: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Twilight?
Twilight Sparkle: Ohoh. That isn't smoke, it's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having.
Twilight Sparkle: Mmm, steamed clams!
Twilight Sparkle: Whew.
Twilight Sparkle: Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth watering hamburgers.
Sunset Shimmer: I thought we were having steamed clams?
Twilight Sparkle: Oh, no. I said steamed HAMS. That's what I call hamburgers!
Sunset Shimmer: You call hamburgers steamed hams?
Twilight Sparkle: Yes, it's a regional dialect.
Sunset Shimmer: Uhuh. What region?
Twilight Sparkle: Uh, upstate Canterlot?
Sunset Shimmer: Really? Well, I'm from Princess Celestia's magic school and I've never heard anyone use the phrase steamed hams.
Twilight Sparkle: Oh, not in Celestia's school, it's a Donut Joe expression.
Sunset Shimmer: I see.
Sunset Shimmer: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Glimmer Burger™.
Twiggy: Oh, no, patented Twiggy Piggy Burgers™! Old family recipe!
Sunset Shimmer: For steamed hams.
Twilight Sparkle: Yes.
Sunset Shimmer: Yes, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled?
Twilight Sparkle: You know, one thing I should...
Twilight Sparkle: Uh... Excuse me for one second.
Sunset Shimmer: Of course.
[ ♪ "Find the Magic" by the Dazzlings ♪ ]
Twilight Sparkle: Well, that was wonderful! A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.
Sunset Shimmer: Yes, I should be- sweet Celestia, what is happening in there?!
Twilight Sparkle: The Dazzlings.
Sunset Shimmer: The Dazzlings?
Sunset Shimmer: At this time of year?
Sunset Shimmer: At this time of day?
Sunset Shimmer: In this part of the country?
Sunset Shimmer: Localized entirely within your kitchen?
Twilight Sparkle: Yes.
Sunset Shimmer: May I see it?
Twilight Sparkle: No .
Rainbow Dash: Twilight, the house is on fire!
Twilight Sparkle: No, Rainbow Dash, it's just the Dazzlings.
Sunset Shimmer: Well Twilight you are an odd horse, but I must say, you steam a good ham.
Rainbow Dash: Help! Help!
[ ♪ "Find the Magic" continues playing ♪ ]