WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.860 --> 00:00:03.460 [ Door bell ] [ Footsteps ] 00:00:03.460 --> 00:00:06.780 Sunset Shimmer: Well Twilight, I made it, despite your directions. 00:00:07.220 --> 00:00:11.540 Twilight Sparkle: Ah, Superintendent Shimmer, welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon! 00:00:11.540 --> 00:00:12.060 Sunset Shimmer: Yeah. 00:00:16.240 --> 00:00:18.960 Twilight Sparkle: Oh egads! My roast is ruined! 00:00:21.100 --> 00:00:25.320 Twilight Sparkle: But what if... I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? 00:00:27.540 --> 00:00:30.080 Twilight Sparkle: Hoho, delightfully devilish, Twilight. 00:00:34.480 --> 00:00:40.780 Twilight Sparkle: Superintendent! I was just, uh... just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise! Care to join me? 00:00:40.780 --> 00:00:44.180 Sunset Shimmer: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Twilight? 00:00:44.340 --> 00:00:49.140 Twilight Sparkle: Ohoh. That isn't smoke, it's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having. 00:00:49.300 --> 00:00:51.100 Twilight Sparkle: Mmm, steamed clams! 00:00:52.380 --> 00:00:52.880 Twilight Sparkle: Whew. 00:00:56.480 --> 00:01:00.000 Twilight Sparkle: Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth watering hamburgers. 00:01:00.000 --> 00:01:02.160 Sunset Shimmer: I thought we were having steamed clams? 00:01:02.160 --> 00:01:06.220 Twilight Sparkle: Oh, no. I said steamed HAMS. That's what I call hamburgers! 00:01:06.220 --> 00:01:08.060 Sunset Shimmer: You call hamburgers steamed hams? 00:01:08.920 --> 00:01:11.080 Twilight Sparkle: Yes, it's a regional dialect. 00:01:11.260 --> 00:01:13.160 Sunset Shimmer: Uhuh. What region? 00:01:13.340 --> 00:01:14.780 Twilight Sparkle: Uh, upstate Canterlot? 00:01:15.220 --> 00:01:21.360 Sunset Shimmer: Really? Well, I'm from Princess Celestia's magic school and I've never heard anyone use the phrase steamed hams. 00:01:21.520 --> 00:01:24.700 Twilight Sparkle: Oh, not in Celestia's school, it's a Donut Joe expression. 00:01:24.880 --> 00:01:25.380 Sunset Shimmer: I see. 00:01:25.380 --> 00:01:29.620 Sunset Shimmer: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Glimmer Burger™. 00:01:29.620 --> 00:01:34.040 Twiggy: Oh, no, patented Twiggy Piggy Burgers™! Old family recipe! 00:01:34.140 --> 00:01:35.060 Sunset Shimmer: For steamed hams. 00:01:36.640 --> 00:01:37.820 Twilight Sparkle: Yes. 00:01:37.820 --> 00:01:42.520 Sunset Shimmer: Yes, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled? 00:01:42.740 --> 00:01:44.600 Twilight Sparkle: You know, one thing I should... 00:01:45.100 --> 00:01:47.180 Twilight Sparkle: Uh... Excuse me for one second. 00:01:47.500 --> 00:01:48.760 Sunset Shimmer: Of course. 00:01:48.960 --> 00:01:51.660 [ ♪ "Find the Magic" by the Dazzlings ♪ ] 00:01:51.680 --> 00:01:56.740 Twilight Sparkle: Well, that was wonderful! A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. 00:01:56.740 --> 00:02:00.940 Sunset Shimmer: Yes, I should be- sweet Celestia, what is happening in there?! 00:02:01.060 --> 00:02:01.660 Twilight Sparkle: The Dazzlings. 00:02:02.180 --> 00:02:03.220 Sunset Shimmer: The Dazzlings? 00:02:03.740 --> 00:02:04.740 Sunset Shimmer: At this time of year? 00:02:05.360 --> 00:02:06.300 Sunset Shimmer: At this time of day? 00:02:06.620 --> 00:02:07.900 Sunset Shimmer: In this part of the country? 00:02:08.180 --> 00:02:10.180 Sunset Shimmer: Localized entirely within your kitchen? 00:02:12.260 --> 00:02:13.480 Twilight Sparkle: Yes. 00:02:13.980 --> 00:02:15.120 Sunset Shimmer: May I see it? 00:02:16.040 --> 00:02:16.880 Twilight Sparkle: No . 00:02:17.380 --> 00:02:19.440 Rainbow Dash: Twilight, the house is on fire! 00:02:19.620 --> 00:02:23.500 Twilight Sparkle: No, Rainbow Dash, it's just the Dazzlings. 00:02:23.500 --> 00:02:28.080 Sunset Shimmer: Well Twilight you are an odd horse, but I must say, you steam a good ham. 00:02:30.000 --> 00:02:32.000 Rainbow Dash: Help! Help! 00:02:32.100 --> 00:02:36.640 [ ♪ "Find the Magic" continues playing ♪ ]