WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:04.048 --> 00:00:05.317 Back again, I see! 00:00:05.357 --> 00:00:06.444 I don't know if you've realized, 00:00:06.492 --> 00:00:08.040 but every time you reset time, 00:00:08.206 --> 00:00:09.023 pun intended, 00:00:09.048 --> 00:00:10.402 I'll be pulled back with you 00:00:10.427 --> 00:00:11.569 waiting to alter history! 00:00:11.617 --> 00:00:13.474 Y'know, you're really wrecking the timeline, 00:00:13.577 --> 00:00:14.284 No I'm not! 00:00:14.339 --> 00:00:15.133 Yes you are! 00:00:15.158 --> 00:00:17.030 You're just saying that to make me feel bad 00:00:17.069 --> 00:00:18.657 so I'll stop wrecking the timeline! 00:00:18.701 --> 00:00:21.382 Okay; I have dealt with some dense magical idiots 00:00:21.407 --> 00:00:23.223 But what exactly is your purpose, 00:00:23.248 --> 00:00:25.852 if you don't think you're screwing up time as we know it? 00:00:25.899 --> 00:00:28.113 Ho, I was worried you wouldn't ask me about my 00:00:28.138 --> 00:00:29.261 tragic backstory. 00:00:29.293 --> 00:00:30.261 I didn't mean justification 00:00:30.286 --> 00:00:31.872 for why you're such a piece of crap. 00:00:31.897 --> 00:00:32.428 Well, a long time ago, 00:00:32.460 --> 00:00:33.547 when I was very young, 00:00:33.738 --> 00:00:35.246 I was friends with a little boy. 00:00:35.420 --> 00:00:36.182 When one day, 00:00:36.420 --> 00:00:37.309 he moved away. 00:00:38.825 --> 00:00:39.767 Is that it? 00:00:40.310 --> 00:00:41.658 Okay, wait, I didn't tell it right, 00:00:41.683 --> 00:00:43.680 Did you not know how to write letters, or... 00:00:43.953 --> 00:00:45.373 Well, let me explain: 00:00:45.611 --> 00:00:47.008 This is gonna sound really weird, 00:00:47.033 --> 00:00:48.529 so let me get it all out there, 00:00:48.569 --> 00:00:49.085 Okay. 00:00:49.283 --> 00:00:49.783 Go. 00:00:49.792 --> 00:00:51.013 So: I remember him having 00:00:51.044 --> 00:00:52.155 the cutest bottom, 00:00:52.187 --> 00:00:53.108 but the thing is, 00:00:53.133 --> 00:00:54.450 -We're talking a little kid, right? 00:00:54.490 --> 00:00:55.546 This is why I said 00:00:55.571 --> 00:00:56.633 you have to let me finish. 00:00:56.803 --> 00:00:58.414 I imagine him as an adult now, 00:00:58.462 --> 00:00:58.985 (See?) 00:00:59.011 --> 00:01:00.530 and-and, you know how when you grow up, 00:01:00.555 --> 00:01:01.442 your body grows out, 00:01:01.467 --> 00:01:02.458 and you become more attractive. 00:01:02.483 --> 00:01:03.363 Uh... 00:01:03.418 --> 00:01:04.322 Well, I imagine that 00:01:04.347 --> 00:01:05.537 had we stayed in touch, 00:01:05.586 --> 00:01:06.902 that probably would've happened. 00:01:06.927 --> 00:01:08.766 But instead, Sunburst found out 00:01:08.791 --> 00:01:09.887 that his talent was magic, 00:01:09.912 --> 00:01:10.894 and he ran away to 00:01:10.919 --> 00:01:13.027 Celestia's school for kids with special needs. 00:01:13.052 --> 00:01:14.879 Kids with special talents. 00:01:14.904 --> 00:01:16.141 Wait, did you say Sunburst? 00:01:16.180 --> 00:01:16.942 Sunburst! 00:01:16.967 --> 00:01:18.686 With buttcheeks as round as the moon, 00:01:18.711 --> 00:01:20.601 and just as far out of my grasps. 00:01:20.626 --> 00:01:21.276 Yeah! 00:01:21.301 --> 00:01:22.514 I went to school with him. 00:01:22.539 --> 00:01:23.609 No you didn't. 00:01:23.634 --> 00:01:24.474 Yeah, I did. 00:01:24.792 --> 00:01:25.927 He was in my class. 00:01:25.952 --> 00:01:26.879 He got herpes. 00:01:26.904 --> 00:01:27.792 He was like a solid 00:01:27.817 --> 00:01:28.982 seven out of ten before that. 00:01:29.007 --> 00:01:30.149 Seven out of ten? 00:01:30.182 --> 00:01:32.029 But-but he must've--well, but what about 00:01:32.053 --> 00:01:33.442 This imagination might be 00:01:33.847 --> 00:01:34.855 a little out there. 00:01:35.006 --> 00:01:36.077 Huh, 00:01:36.149 --> 00:01:37.815 Well there goes my whole motivation. 00:01:38.077 --> 00:01:38.950 Yeah, 00:01:38.975 --> 00:01:39.728 So, anyway, 00:01:39.753 --> 00:01:40.530 I'm the god of 00:01:40.555 --> 00:01:41.370 [intentionally incomprehensible] 00:01:41.395 --> 00:01:43.046 and I can keep doing this for eternity. 00:01:43.071 --> 00:01:44.292 But I figure you've got, like, 00:01:44.823 --> 00:01:45.613 forty years. 00:01:45.638 --> 00:01:47.355 Not if I ascend to godhood as well! 00:01:47.380 --> 00:01:47.880 Nah, 00:01:47.880 --> 00:01:49.307 I'm just gonna keep pulling you back here. 00:01:49.332 --> 00:01:50.335 Y'know, if you you want, 00:01:50.360 --> 00:01:52.085 I could re-introduce you to Sunburst. 00:01:52.110 --> 00:01:52.688 I mean, 00:01:52.713 --> 00:01:54.108 He still has herpes, but, 00:01:54.133 --> 00:01:55.608 he's taking medicine for it. 00:01:56.037 --> 00:01:56.847 Y'know, 00:01:56.872 --> 00:01:57.792 That's okay. 00:01:57.817 --> 00:01:59.656 I guess I did romanticize a bit. 00:01:59.752 --> 00:02:00.902 We haven't kept in touch, 00:02:00.958 --> 00:02:01.855 so it would be a bit 00:02:01.880 --> 00:02:02.934 y'know, awkward now. 00:02:02.959 --> 00:02:04.855 Maybe it's time to let go of Sunburst. 00:02:05.022 --> 00:02:06.950 Maybe you and I could just be friends! 00:02:06.975 --> 00:02:08.188 Well, let's review: 00:02:08.213 --> 00:02:09.228 you started a cult, 00:02:09.253 --> 00:02:10.553 you stole my cutie mark, 00:02:10.761 --> 00:02:12.093 you tried to brainwash me, 00:02:12.118 --> 00:02:13.807 you broke into my.. 00:02:13.832 --> 00:02:14.776 tree castle, 00:02:14.880 --> 00:02:16.674 and you tried to destroy time itself. 00:02:17.253 --> 00:02:18.713 Well, when you put it that way, 00:02:18.738 --> 00:02:19.705 it sounds pretty bad, 00:02:19.730 --> 00:02:21.102 but I had a pretty dark childhood 00:02:21.256 --> 00:02:22.949 -well, with my friend moving away and all- 00:02:22.974 --> 00:02:24.869 so I think you can excuse my motivations 00:02:24.894 --> 00:02:25.862 -No. No. 00:02:25.887 --> 00:02:27.077 I can't let this go. 00:02:27.299 --> 00:02:28.354 Starlight Glimmer, 00:02:28.379 --> 00:02:29.847 I Princess Sparkle, 00:02:29.872 --> 00:02:32.365 by the power vested in me by godhood, 00:02:32.390 --> 00:02:33.429 do hereby sentence you 00:02:33.454 --> 00:02:35.493 to six consecutive life sentences 00:02:35.716 --> 00:02:37.652 as friends with the elements of harmony. 00:02:38.033 --> 00:02:39.072 Huh, 00:02:39.255 --> 00:02:40.263 When you put it that way 00:02:40.288 --> 00:02:42.318 it almost sounds like some kind of punishment. 00:02:42.597 --> 00:02:43.349 Yeah, 00:02:43.374 --> 00:02:45.136 Wednesday is monopoly night. 00:02:45.161 --> 00:02:46.436 I suggest you bring a lot of scotch 00:02:46.461 --> 00:02:47.541 and a garbage bag.