Allen has girl problems and ponies are happy to help, even if Allen is an extradimensional being whose limitations they are incapable of understanding.

Based on numerous things, this Allen Hour could be erroneously considered related to pony ask blogs, which rely on ponies for advice. One of such not-officially-endorsed blogs is based on our ponies, even:
http://askmentallyadvancedponies.tumblr.com/

More accurately, this Allen Hour is a brief replica of the rhetoric I once used to temporarily crash land a MLP General thread on /co/. They asked about the negative aspects of pony relationships and how they would be handled, and Celestia had a grim lecture in mind. Enjoy!