So, if it isn't Dipper and Mabel,
Enjoying the chaotic little party
I've been throwing in your backwoods crazy town?
Actually,
the whole thing has been kind of a let down.
I was expecting something
way bigger.
Well, it'll be a lot bigger
once I get through the barrier protecting the outer world.
No, I mean,
y'know that Lovecraft story about the monster Cthulhu
where they built Cthulhu up to be this big thing
that devours the world,
and when he emerges,
they just run him over with a boat?
That's you, Bill.
What? What are you talking about?
I turned the town into my throne!
There's a giant head crawling around eating people!
That's pretty messed up, kid!
No, I know, it is!
Don't get me wrong, you've done a great job!
Just, not a great job for an extradimensional being?
I mean, if you do something I can imagine
then that's not really unimaginable horror,
and you haven't lived up to all the hype.
So, what,
you want to to subject you to unimaginable horrors?
I'd like for you to go out on something solid
before I vanquish you
with the power of family or friendship
or whatever.
Well, I would!
I would, but,
-but you're kept in check by the barrier?
Uh,
more like by Disney.
They won't let me turn your skull inside out
or anything.
but we can go with that, why not?
The barrier prevents this from escalating!
That sucks, man.
I know.
But boy have I sure been swell for fan art!
I'm a triangle in a top hat!
You can't get easier to draw than that!
Okay, then.
It's time you've met your match!
Now that I've reunited with my sister Mabel,
-Let's go on a man cruise
with all the boys!
No. We're gonna cast a spell.
Aw, Dipper,
The man cruise is a type of spell.
No, a spell based on wholesome values
or a subversion of that for comedic effect.
Jeeze,
[clap]
We crushed him with a boat!
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