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So, if it isn't Dipper and Mabel,

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Enjoying the chaotic little party

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I've been throwing in your backwoods
crazy town?

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Actually,

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the whole thing has been kind of a let down.

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I was expecting something

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way bigger.

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Well, it'll be a lot bigger

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once I get through the barrier
protecting the outer world.

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No, I mean,

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y'know that Lovecraft story about the monster Cthulhu

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where they built Cthulhu up to be this big thing

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that devours the world,

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and when he emerges,

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they just run him over with a boat?

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That's you, Bill.

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What? What are you talking about?

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I turned the town into my throne!

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There's a giant head crawling around eating people!

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That's pretty messed up, kid!

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No, I know, it is!

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Don't get me wrong, you've done a great job!

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Just, not a great job for an extradimensional being?

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I mean, if you do something I can imagine

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then that's not really unimaginable horror,

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and you haven't lived up to all the hype.

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So, what,

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you want to to subject you to unimaginable horrors?

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I'd like for you to go out on something solid

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before I vanquish you

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with the power of family or friendship

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or whatever.

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Well, I would!

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I would, but,

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-but you're kept in check by the barrier?

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Uh,

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more like by Disney.

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They won't let me turn your skull
inside out

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or anything.

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but we can go with that, why not?

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The barrier prevents this from escalating!

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That sucks, man.

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I know.

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But boy have I sure been swell for fan art!

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I'm a triangle in a top hat!

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You can't get easier to draw than that!

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Okay, then.

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It's time you've met your match!

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Now that I've reunited with my sister Mabel,

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-Let's go on a man cruise

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with all the boys!

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No. We're gonna cast a spell.

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Aw, Dipper,

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The man cruise is a type of spell.

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No, a spell based on wholesome values

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or a subversion of that for comedic effect.

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Jeeze,

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[clap]

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We crushed him with a boat!

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