Hey Red, do you remember Rune Clicker?
Oh, yeah man! I played that a ton as a kid! I maxed out, like, half the skills.
You want to play tonight? I've been having some real nostalgia for that game
and I still remember my old account.
I am on it!
Okay, username 'donkle', password star, star, star, star.
[dramatic music]
I lied to me.
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Hey, Red. Your boss called. He said you haven't been into work for like, a week.
Yeah, yeah I gotta level up my weaving skill to 30,
so I can make a net, and then I can fish for beach lobsters.
I only played that game for an hour before I remembered why I quit.
Yeah, it's a really boring game.
Then why don't you quit playing?
I GOTTA GET TO LEVEL 30, SO I CAN FISH FOR BEACH LOBSTERS!
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