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Hey Red, do you remember Rune Clicker?

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Oh, yeah man! I played that a ton as a kid!
I maxed out, like, half the skills.

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You want to play tonight? I've been
having some real nostalgia for that game

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and I still remember my old account.

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I am on it!

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Okay, username 'donkle', password star, star, star, star.

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I lied to me.

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Hey, Red. Your boss called. He said you
haven't been into work for like, a week.

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Yeah, yeah I gotta level up my weaving skill to 30,

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so I can make a net, and then I
can fish for beach lobsters.

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I only played that game for an hour
before I remembered why I quit.

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Yeah, it's a really boring game.

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Then why don't you quit playing?

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I GOTTA GET TO LEVEL 30, SO I CAN FISH FOR BEACH LOBSTERS!

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