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GREEN: So this is the moon.

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Except for a couple of craters, it looks pretty much the same as the Earth.

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RED: And there's nobody here.

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Looks like it's gonna be up to you and me to build a nation.

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GREEN: I'm not building anything like that with you!  This is a strictly platonic relationship.

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RED: That's not what I meant.

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GREEN: It can be hard to tell with you sometimes.

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I assumed you meant growing petri dish humans by combining our DNA.

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RED: Oh.

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Yeah, well... we could.

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GREEN: There's no way I'm raising kids with you!

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Besides, the school system in this neighborhood is just awful.

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RED: Yeah.

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And I hear there's this really mean bully that tells half the population their dreams are dead.

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RED: The way I see it, either we get back to Earth, or we attract people to Red Base One.

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GREEN: No one wants to live on the moon, Red!

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There's no jobs and no tourist traps!

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RED: Nuh uh! "Come see famous Crashed Rocket!"

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"Visit the Crashed Rocket Gift Shop!"

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GREEN: Who's gonna come to see a crashed rocket?

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COSMONAUT: Hello! Is everykone doing okay?

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I saw the rocket crash and thought I would come see.

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RED: OHHHHH! In your face, Green!

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Hey, you wanna buy a T-shirt?

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*skeptical concerned Cosmonaut*

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*outro tune*

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