What the heck are you doing, Red? Where did you get this cannon?
It's a full Red Base One tonight, Green.
What are you talking about? The neighbors called and told me to come get you.
They said it couldn't be done.
They said it shouldn't be done at 2:00 AM! Because it's a noise disturbance.
But you'll see. They'll all see!
*THWACK*
So hey.
They're saying in the newspaper that nobody ever told you that claiming the moon is-
Red Base One
...that claiming Red Base One is impossible. Turns out the physical properties of the white void we live in a fairly lenient.
What they did tell you was that you couldn't, but for political reasons.
Yeah.
Because it would make them all sad about how wrong they are.
No, because now they've declared war on you.
What? Who?!
Looks like Vatican City. They say if a large country attacked
it would just be bullying so it falls on the small nations of the world to stop you.
Damn those clever bastards! They're one step ahead!