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What the heck are you doing, Red? Where did you get this cannon?

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It's a full Red Base One tonight, Green.

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What are you talking about? The neighbors called and told me to come get you.

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They said it couldn't be done.

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They said it shouldn't be done at 2:00 AM! Because it's a noise disturbance.

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But you'll see. They'll all see!

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*THWACK*

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So hey.

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They're saying in the newspaper that nobody ever told you that claiming the moon is-

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Red Base One

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...that claiming Red Base One is impossible. Turns out the physical properties of the white void we live in a fairly lenient.

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What they did tell you was that you couldn't, but for political reasons.

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Yeah.

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Because it would make them all sad about how wrong they are.

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No, because now they've declared war on you.

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What? Who?!

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Looks like Vatican City. They say if a large country attacked

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it would just be bullying so it falls on the small nations of the world to stop you.

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Damn those clever bastards! They're one step ahead!