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Well Green, it looks like they've left me no other choice.

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You getting in the cannon?

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I have to get to Red Base One.

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Still internationally recognized as the moon.

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Red Base One.

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I have to live there for two weeks so that I get squatter's rights and then it'll be a nightmare to evict me.

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Red, you can't shoot yourself to the moon in a cannon.

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Green, my grandfather used to tell me to aim for the stars.

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He said if you fall short, you might just hit the moon.

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Or more likely drift off into the cold void of space with no hope of survival. The friction alone is gonna kill you.

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Oh, it's fine. I smeared the inside of the cannon with petroleum jelly.

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So you're saying dinosaurs died for this?!

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I will honor their death.

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So I've been thinking it might take a national economy to settle all your medical debts.

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So maybe you can bring that up when you bargain for peace.