WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.130 --> 00:00:02.100 Professor Guy here, reporting in Vatican City 00:00:02.100 --> 00:00:08.729 which has just declared war on area man, Red, for laying claim to the moon, now known controversially as Red Base One. 00:00:08.920 --> 00:00:16.000 That's correct. We prefer to refer to it as the moon. We don't recognize the legitimacy of Mr. Red's claims. 00:00:16.000 --> 00:00:21.000 So Mr. Pope can we expect the papal guard to murder Red at any moment now? 00:00:21.540 --> 00:00:25.120 I'm afraid not. You see, he has a cannon in his backyard 00:00:25.160 --> 00:00:28.640 powerful enough to fire a flag into the moon. 00:00:28.650 --> 00:00:34.770 Well we're not sure what would happen if he turned that on the earth, but we're concerned about the collateral so instead... 00:00:35.020 --> 00:00:38.000 We've opted to build a giant ladder. 00:00:38.000 --> 00:00:42.540 Yes, I did notice that. In fact, I believe everyone who can see the skyline... Viewers, those of you in the studio, 00:00:42.660 --> 00:00:47.500 you can probably see this giant ladder that extends endlessly into the sky. 00:00:47.500 --> 00:00:55.020 Our plan is to climb to the moon, then knock down Red's flag, which prevents him from saying that he owns the Moon. 00:00:57.060 --> 00:01:00.000 Good heavens! Lightning has just struck the ladder! 00:01:00.000 --> 00:01:02.400 Hordy vordy garsen vindinkinlin! 00:01:02.640 --> 00:01:04.640 And it would appear that everyone involved in the project... 00:01:04.740 --> 00:01:09.640 Hang on. I'm getting confirmation. Yes, everyone involved in the project now speaks a different language. 00:01:09.970 --> 00:01:13.139 It's the Tower of Babylon all over again! Mr. Pope, 00:01:13.140 --> 00:01:19.760 I imagine that you must feel very embarrassed right now. You of all people should have known the history of building tall structures. 00:01:19.760 --> 00:01:23.280 Oh... Hordy vordy vorkiden... 00:01:25.680 --> 00:01:29.280 See? That's why I work alone. That kind of thing could never set me back. 00:01:29.480 --> 00:01:31.720 You don't work alone. You work with me all the time. 00:01:31.720 --> 00:01:36.020 I guess you're right. I suppose that's why I work alone and also get nagged a lot.