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(gasping)

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(screaming)

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Spike.

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What, Twilight?

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I had a dream.

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Hey, where are my books?

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We only just moved in, Twilight.

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I haven't had the chance to put them away yet.

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Oh...

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Right... I...  I felt like we...

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Does everything just seem "off" to you?

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Aye.

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It's the story of my life y'know?

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Powerful dragon slave to a horse.

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Seems off to me.

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No, that part's correct.

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I'm talking about...

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I 'dunno, everything looks just...

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Uglier.

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When did I get an end table?

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Didn't I used to have a nightstand here?

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I sometimes stay up at night wondering if my life has less purpose than an end table.

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Well at least you're well off enough to take the time for an existential breakdown!

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But shut up and look at this old key with the engravings on it.

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I don't know what this goes to but I feel like its important for something.

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Do you recognize this?

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Nay.

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But its probably from one of your stupid magical adventures that I wasn't invited to.

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Oh get over yourself.

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Every time I invite you, you complain.

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Well, aye, Twilight!

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That's because most of the problems are caused by going on a magical adventure in the first place!

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No!

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Well, that doesn't mean that complaining about it makes them any easier!

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Nay!

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But if I complain enough, you won't take me along for the next one!

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I'm gonna go get breakfast.

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(grunts)

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(gasping)

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Why don't we have guard rails?