WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:46.380 --> 00:00:49.400 [Rarity] You know, it really feels like we don't see much of the mayor these days. 00:00:49.500 --> 00:00:50.750 [Twilight] I know right, but don't worry 00:00:50.750 --> 00:00:52.670 Just today. I sent my star pupil -- 00:00:52.670 --> 00:00:53.940 [Rarity] Your only pupil -- 00:00:53.940 --> 00:00:54.680 [Twilight] -- my only pupil 00:00:54.980 --> 00:00:58.940 Starlight Glimmer on a very important coffee delivery friendship mission to the mayor's office 00:00:59.100 --> 00:01:02.620 and by the time we get there the mayor should already be alert and happy to see us! 00:01:03.540 --> 00:01:06.160 [Trixie] Oh my god Starlight, why did you do that?! 00:01:06.160 --> 00:01:08.035 [Starlight] Why did you put a marble in her coffee? 00:01:08.040 --> 00:01:11.000 [Trixie] I thought it was a mint, why did you twist her head off? 00:01:11.020 --> 00:01:12.500 [Starlight] Who puts mints in coffee, Trixie? 00:01:12.500 --> 00:01:13.640 [Trixie] WHY? 00:01:13.780 --> 00:01:15.140 [Starlight] I was trying to do the Heimlich -- 00:01:15.140 --> 00:01:16.300 [Trixie] Th- that's not how- 00:01:16.320 --> 00:01:17.920 [Starlight] -- and I made an honest mistake. 00:01:17.920 --> 00:01:20.360 [Trixie] The Heimlich does not involve the neck or spine! 00:01:20.360 --> 00:01:21.560 [Starlight] Maybe she's okay. 00:01:21.820 --> 00:01:23.640 [Trixie] Do you see the X's on her eyes? 00:01:23.640 --> 00:01:24.760 [Starlight] Those could be pluses. 00:01:24.760 --> 00:01:26.660 [Trixie] That means she's dead! 00:01:26.660 --> 00:01:28.500 [Starlight] It could mean she's drunk. 00:01:28.500 --> 00:01:29.920 [Trixie] She is not drunk! 00:01:29.920 --> 00:01:31.060 [Starlight] We don't know that yet. 00:01:31.060 --> 00:01:32.440 [Trixie] We have to bury the body. 00:01:32.440 --> 00:01:37.480 Starlight, you need to use your mind magic to make everyone forget that there ever was a Mayor Mare. 00:01:37.480 --> 00:01:39.940 [Starlight] I'm not supposed to use my magic like that. 00:01:39.940 --> 00:01:42.720 [Trixie] You're not supposed to murder ponies! 00:01:42.720 --> 00:01:44.720 [Starlight] Twilight will forgive me... 00:01:45.900 --> 00:01:47.180 [Trixie] For murder?! 00:01:47.180 --> 00:01:50.880 [Starlight] Ya! One time I killed the whole planet and she forgave me for that 00:01:51.720 --> 00:01:52.320 [Trixie] Really? 00:01:52.320 --> 00:01:58.060 [Starlight] Yeah, this boy I knew back when I was a kid, moved because he had to change schools and that justified everything. 00:01:58.400 --> 00:02:04.080 [Trixie] Man, that-- seriously?! My mom beat me till I ran away and that-- I never killed anyone. 00:02:04.460 --> 00:02:06.540 [Starlight] Well you should try it, it's cathartic. 00:02:06.540 --> 00:02:10.880 [Trixie] It's stressful! Twilight forgave you for that? She's never forgiven me for anything. 00:02:10.880 --> 00:02:17.560 [Starlight] Well, we did undo all those murders, so no lasting harm was done, and you could argue I didn't know I was killing everyone. 00:02:17.800 --> 00:02:19.280 [Trixie] Can you undo this? 00:02:21.400 --> 00:02:23.440 [Starlight] Uhh... 00:02:23.640 --> 00:02:24.360 [Trixie] Can you? 00:02:24.360 --> 00:02:29.480 [Starlight] Uhh... Definitionally, maybe... but we need to go to the Crystal Empire for the Crystal Heart. 00:02:29.480 --> 00:02:31.240 It's a big source of life magic, you know. 00:02:31.240 --> 00:02:33.360 [Trixie] Sure, yeah, the crystal, whatever. Look, okay 00:02:33.360 --> 00:02:38.280 I'm gonna stash the body in my cart. You make everyone forget about Mayor Mare, so they don't ask any questions. 00:02:38.280 --> 00:02:43.920 We'll go to the crystal thing and then we'll get this undone and it'll be just like all the other murders that you've done. 00:02:43.920 --> 00:02:46.020 [Starlight] Well not like the whole other murders... 00:02:46.020 --> 00:02:46.640 [Twilight] Starlight! 00:02:46.640 --> 00:02:47.640 [Trixie] *screaming* 00:02:50.640 --> 00:02:51.720 [Twilight] And Trixie. 00:02:51.720 --> 00:02:54.760 [Trixie] Man, I hated that desk, wow! 00:02:54.760 --> 00:02:57.560 Just crap, crap desk. 00:02:57.560 --> 00:02:58.700 [Twilight] Always a pleasure. 00:02:58.700 --> 00:02:59.720 [Starlight] Hello Twilight. 00:02:59.720 --> 00:03:01.340 [Twilight] Hey there star pupil. 00:03:01.340 --> 00:03:02.580 [Starlight] Only pupil. 00:03:03.100 --> 00:03:03.820 [Twilight] Yes. 00:03:03.880 --> 00:03:08.660 [Starlight] What brings you to this completely empty room except for those of us standing here -- 00:03:08.660 --> 00:03:09.440 [Trixie] -- alive. 00:03:09.800 --> 00:03:10.480 [Starlight] Alive. 00:03:10.820 --> 00:03:12.420 [Twilight] I'm here to speak to... um... 00:03:12.960 --> 00:03:13.460 Uh... 00:03:13.840 --> 00:03:18.320 The um... the pony that... the-- she runs the town... 00:03:18.320 --> 00:03:18.820 [Starlight] Oh! 00:03:19.580 --> 00:03:20.580 Oh... 00:03:20.880 --> 00:03:22.260 That would be you! 00:03:22.600 --> 00:03:23.120 [Twilight] Me? 00:03:23.120 --> 00:03:28.740 [Starlight] Right? Because you're a princess and you have a castle and that means you're in charge. 00:03:28.740 --> 00:03:30.280 [Twilight] Really? Oh my god! 00:03:30.280 --> 00:03:35.780 This is... this is like that dream where I enrolled in a class and then forgot about it, and it's the final exam day. 00:03:35.780 --> 00:03:38.100 [Starlight] Yeah, you're probably destined for an F on this job. 00:03:38.100 --> 00:03:39.020 [Trixie] Starlight! 00:03:39.360 --> 00:03:41.160 Do something! 00:03:41.160 --> 00:03:42.640 [Starlight] Okay... 00:03:42.640 --> 00:03:46.380 So uh... what exactly did you think your princess job meant you did? 00:03:46.380 --> 00:03:48.020 [Twilight] Well... well just this year alone 00:03:48.020 --> 00:03:52.720 I've rescued at least 15 friendships and-- and most of them weren't even long-distance 00:03:52.720 --> 00:03:56.180 [Starlight] Yeah, if it seems like you're not doing a lot of work, well uh... 00:03:56.180 --> 00:03:57.900 I don't want to sound too rude 00:03:57.900 --> 00:03:59.920 But what you do is kind of stupid 00:03:59.920 --> 00:04:01.720 Mending all these social fences 00:04:01.720 --> 00:04:03.440 Isn't worth your time expenses 00:04:03.440 --> 00:04:05.260 Royalty is so much broader 00:04:05.260 --> 00:04:07.060 Than the feelings in back waters 00:04:07.060 --> 00:04:08.780 Your true role as arbitrator 00:04:08.780 --> 00:04:10.580 And that scope is so much greater 00:04:10.580 --> 00:04:12.100 All disputes about the land 00:04:12.100 --> 00:04:14.120 Should thus be settled by your hand 00:04:14.120 --> 00:04:15.920 Should foreign fools make violent claims 00:04:15.920 --> 00:04:17.600 It falls to you to make containment 00:04:17.600 --> 00:04:23.160 If I may so interject, there lies a certain line of work that states that you have full intention to respect the needs of those mentioned 00:04:23.160 --> 00:04:27.800 The document states that no free pony shall be taken to her imprisoned or be deprived of his holdings, liberties... 00:04:27.800 --> 00:04:31.520 ... or any otherwise destroyed, until we pass upon him the judgment of his peers 00:04:31.520 --> 00:04:33.520 Or basically if you think we killed someone you gotta prove it 00:04:33.520 --> 00:04:35.520 Because you don't know we've killed a pony 00:04:35.520 --> 00:04:37.240 What if such a charge were phony? 00:04:37.240 --> 00:04:38.880 Plus the gallows have to hang 00:04:38.880 --> 00:04:40.820 It wouldn't share a shred[?] of blame 00:04:40.820 --> 00:04:42.600 This is nothing but conjecture 00:04:42.600 --> 00:04:44.400 For the sake of student lecture 00:04:44.400 --> 00:04:46.100 Don't go with your suspicions 00:04:46.100 --> 00:04:48.100 All I'm saying is be judicious 00:04:50.620 --> 00:04:53.260 [Twilight] I don't know if I really learned anything from your song, Starlight. 00:04:53.740 --> 00:04:55.420 [Starlight] Well. I'm just the student not the teacher. 00:04:55.420 --> 00:04:56.860 Anyway, good luck and good bye!