WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:05.020 --> 00:00:07.380 NARRATOR (Rainbow Dash): Rainbow Dash presents... 00:00:07.420 --> 00:00:08.900 Bittersweet. 00:00:16.440 --> 00:00:18.260 Out of all the very best friends in the world, 00:00:18.260 --> 00:00:20.260 Pinkie Pie is the very best friend of anypony. 00:00:20.740 --> 00:00:22.420 She knows everything about everybody. 00:00:22.420 --> 00:00:24.560 What's your favorite color, where do you live, 00:00:24.560 --> 00:00:26.060 when do you sleep... 00:00:26.060 --> 00:00:27.820 She also wants to know where everyone is going 00:00:27.820 --> 00:00:29.120 and who do they talk to. 00:00:29.380 --> 00:00:31.220 She's also *the* best at parties. 00:00:31.220 --> 00:00:32.500 That's what her cutie mark is. 00:00:32.500 --> 00:00:34.480 You'd think that maybe she's just good at blowing up balloons 00:00:34.480 --> 00:00:35.580 or decorating with them, 00:00:35.580 --> 00:00:37.720 but Pinkie lucked out and got a more nebulous concept. 00:00:38.160 --> 00:00:40.600 Whenever Pinkie parties, the entire town parties. 00:00:40.600 --> 00:00:42.960 'Cause she's got a subwoofer and she turns it all the way up. 00:00:43.060 --> 00:00:45.440 You can't not party when Pinkie throws an ultimate shindig. 00:00:45.620 --> 00:00:47.900 I mean, you have to be good at guessing what the music is, 00:00:47.900 --> 00:00:49.540 because the subwoofers make all the music sound like 00:00:49.540 --> 00:00:51.780 someone is farting the alphabet into a megaphone. 00:00:52.020 --> 00:00:54.080 But the point is that nobody gets left out. 00:00:54.080 --> 00:00:55.740 But one day my friend Pinkie found out that 00:00:55.740 --> 00:00:58.260 too much party cake can have serious adverse health effects 00:00:58.260 --> 00:00:59.480 like, for example, 00:00:59.480 --> 00:01:01.860 diabetes, which it turns out Pinkie had. 00:01:01.860 --> 00:01:03.760 Yeah, at first it didn't seem so bad, but 00:01:03.760 --> 00:01:05.700 the doctor told Pinkie she was gonna need like, 00:01:05.700 --> 00:01:08.340 a liter of insulin every month or something crazy like that. 00:01:08.500 --> 00:01:10.540 And when she went to the pharmacy she didn't have insurance, 00:01:10.540 --> 00:01:12.840 and they told her that Ponalog was still brand-name medicine, 00:01:13.000 --> 00:01:15.040 so it costs more than six thousand bits. 00:01:15.040 --> 00:01:18.200 At first Pinkie was cool, she had this card the doctor gave her 00:01:18.200 --> 00:01:20.880 'cause the medicine salesman said it would help pay for things. 00:01:20.960 --> 00:01:25.080 But it turns out that the free medicine advertisement on the card had a little star next to it... 00:01:25.080 --> 00:01:27.920 So, um, it didn't cover anything really. 00:01:27.920 --> 00:01:31.200 Then Pinkie started to get really mad and she said some things, 00:01:31.200 --> 00:01:34.300 and the stallion at the store cried and then the store manager came out, 00:01:34.320 --> 00:01:36.720 and he gave Pinkie a card that offers up to 90% off her prescriptions, 00:01:36.900 --> 00:01:38.720 so she calmed down again, 00:01:38.720 --> 00:01:42.280 until the corporate system reminded everyone that "up to 90%" is a range of values 00:01:42.340 --> 00:01:45.200 including but not limited to 0%, and that's pretty important. 00:01:45.200 --> 00:01:48.200 After that Pinkie took the store's entire stock of toothpaste, 00:01:48.300 --> 00:01:50.180 and squeezed all of it out onto the bathroom floors. 00:01:50.180 --> 00:01:52.030 After that, Pinkie went home, 00:01:52.030 --> 00:01:55.140 and that's when I thought it would be a good idea to cheer everyone's best friend right up. 00:01:56.740 --> 00:01:57.340 [crash, window breaks] 00:01:57.340 --> 00:01:58.480 DASH: Hello Pinkie Pie! 00:01:58.660 --> 00:02:01.380 PINKIE: You dare defy Pinkie's sanctum?! Yes. 00:02:01.500 --> 00:02:02.800 You fly through walls and rooftops! 00:02:03.000 --> 00:02:05.740 Use Pinkie's door! Yes. You will compromise Pinkie! 00:02:05.920 --> 00:02:07.820 DASH: I came to cheer you up 'cause you're sick, 00:02:07.980 --> 00:02:11.360 and as soon as my head stops ringing I got two tickets to the carnival! 00:02:11.540 --> 00:02:14.100 PINKIE: Fool! Pinkie's ailment is eternal! 00:02:14.200 --> 00:02:16.500 DASH: Y-Yeah, I know but the carnival goes all week. 00:02:16.700 --> 00:02:18.360 PINKIE: You mock Pinkie with the system. 00:02:18.680 --> 00:02:21.260 DASH: Gosh, Pinky you've been eating a lot of ice-cream up here, 00:02:21.260 --> 00:02:23.220 aren't you worried about a tummy ache? 00:02:23.220 --> 00:02:25.600 PINKIE: Pinkie has outwitted their diabetes schemes! Yes. 00:02:25.640 --> 00:02:27.260 They think to themselves, 00:02:27.260 --> 00:02:31.140 "now we have Pinkie she will pay us and soon she will be the slave." 00:02:31.140 --> 00:02:32.310 But no! Yes. 00:02:32.310 --> 00:02:36.000 Pinkie defies them! She consumes the foods of doom! 00:02:36.000 --> 00:02:38.740 DASH: Is the ice-cream cursed somehow? 00:02:38.740 --> 00:02:41.460 PINKIE: Their diabetes thinks it has claimed Pinkie Pie, 00:02:41.620 --> 00:02:43.480 but Pinkie has claimed the diabetes, 00:02:43.500 --> 00:02:45.800 and on the eve of her demise the Equestrian health care system 00:02:45.860 --> 00:02:49.620 will take the trip of guilt. [laughs] Yes. 00:02:49.620 --> 00:02:50.800 DASH: Demise? 00:02:50.980 --> 00:02:51.760 PINKIE: Yes. 00:02:51.760 --> 00:02:53.360 DASH: From *ice-cream*?! 00:02:53.360 --> 00:02:54.140 PINKIE: Yes! 00:02:54.140 --> 00:02:54.880 DASH: Pinkie, no! 00:02:55.020 --> 00:02:56.320 PINKIE: It is too late. 00:02:56.320 --> 00:03:00.560 Pinkie has achieved her victory, and in 24 hours from now she will be a strain on the consciousnesses of... 00:03:00.560 --> 00:03:01.820 [stomach gurgle] 00:03:01.880 --> 00:03:04.460 DASH: Pinkie?! Is the ice cream taking you? 00:03:04.460 --> 00:03:05.320 [stomach gurgle, Pinkie groans] 00:03:05.320 --> 00:03:06.340 Pinkie?! 00:03:06.340 --> 00:03:09.340 PINKIE: No. Pinkie is strong. Yes. Pinkie will... 00:03:09.360 --> 00:03:09.960 [stomach gurgle] 00:03:09.960 --> 00:03:11.260 Pinkie... 00:03:11.260 --> 00:03:12.480 [stomach gurgle, Pinkie groans] 00:03:12.480 --> 00:03:15.340 DASH: Ah-h I'm confused, what's happening? 00:03:15.340 --> 00:03:18.760 PINKIE: Pinkie is... [gurgle] going to lay down now. 00:03:18.860 --> 00:03:20.660 Her triumph comes in time. 00:03:20.660 --> 00:03:22.780 DASH: Pinkie, I'm scared, I don't know what to do! 00:03:22.780 --> 00:03:24.780 PINKIE: Tell the masses of Pinkie's martyrdom. 00:03:24.780 --> 00:03:26.080 DASH: I think we should get help! 00:03:26.300 --> 00:03:26.800 PINKIE: No! 00:03:26.860 --> 00:03:27.980 [stomach gurgle] 00:03:27.980 --> 00:03:29.460 Ok. Yes. 00:03:29.460 --> 00:03:32.360 DASH: Uh, yes, get help? Or yes, don't get help? 00:03:32.420 --> 00:03:36.760 PINKIE: No! Yes. Ignore Pinkie. She is weak, ignore her. 00:03:37.000 --> 00:03:38.100 [stomach gurgle] 00:03:38.100 --> 00:03:39.960 Ok. No, no, listen to Pinkie, send help. 00:03:40.080 --> 00:03:41.120 DASH: Who should I call? 00:03:41.220 --> 00:03:44.740 PINKIE: Carry Pinkie to the bridge and throw her off. Yes. 00:03:45.060 --> 00:03:46.960 DASH: Will that make you better? 00:03:46.960 --> 00:03:49.280 PINKIE: Yes. Things will be fixed. Go. 00:03:49.820 --> 00:03:50.480 [Rushing water] 00:03:50.480 --> 00:03:53.380 Ok. Roll Pinkie over. Kill her. Yes. 00:03:53.720 --> 00:03:56.120 DASH: You sure this is gonna make you feel better? 00:03:56.120 --> 00:03:56.620 PINKIE: Yes! 00:03:56.660 --> 00:03:57.460 DASH: Because Pinkie, I don't think... 00:03:57.520 --> 00:03:58.520 PINKIE: Roll Pinkie! 00:04:00.120 --> 00:04:00.880 [splash] 00:04:02.020 --> 00:04:04.100 Fool! You are not equipped! 00:04:04.280 --> 00:04:05.640 DASH: Pinkie, I'm starting to get scared again. 00:04:05.860 --> 00:04:07.360 Did a doctor recommend this? 00:04:07.360 --> 00:04:09.040 'Cause I think we should get a second opinion. 00:04:09.320 --> 00:04:11.680 PINKIE: You have failed Pinkie! 00:04:11.680 --> 00:04:14.200 DASH: I don't know what to do Pinkie! I-I think I should call someone! 00:04:14.740 --> 00:04:17.060 PINKIE: Rainbow Dash! Do not... [stomach gurgles] 00:04:17.200 --> 00:04:19.860 Do not abdicate your duties to Pinkie! Yes. 00:04:19.860 --> 00:04:22.060 [stomach gurgles, Pinkie groans] 00:04:22.580 --> 00:04:23.780 [phone rings] 00:04:24.020 --> 00:04:27.820 DASH: Hello, mom? Hi mom, I-I really need some advice. 00:04:28.040 --> 00:04:29.180 See my friend is... 00:04:29.860 --> 00:04:31.260 Oh... yeah. 00:04:31.640 --> 00:04:34.310 Uh, no, classes... classes are doing fine, yeah. 00:04:34.310 --> 00:04:36.900 No, I know but they're doing okay. 00:04:36.900 --> 00:04:38.800 I don't want to talk about school right now though mom... 00:04:39.140 --> 00:04:42.860 No, no... My grades are fine. 00:04:42.860 --> 00:04:46.360 Well, it's not because of my grades mom... I'm gonna graduate. 00:04:46.460 --> 00:04:50.600 You know, uh, well I just had to change my majors and stuff. 00:04:51.200 --> 00:04:52.920 No! D-Don't stop sending money! 00:04:53.660 --> 00:04:55.780 Ok, uh, put dad on the phone. Yeah. 00:04:56.120 --> 00:04:57.000 Hi dad! 00:04:57.280 --> 00:04:58.480 I said "hi dad!" 00:04:58.920 --> 00:05:00.300 Do you have your hearing-aid in? 00:05:00.580 --> 00:05:02.540 I said "DO YOU HAVE YOUR HEARING-AID IN?" 00:05:03.400 --> 00:05:05.520 I KNOW YOU'RE TOO YOUNG FOR A HEARING-AID DAD, 00:05:05.520 --> 00:05:06.760 DO YOU HAVE IT IN THOUGH? 00:05:07.380 --> 00:05:08.020 OK. 00:05:08.340 --> 00:05:08.840 What? 00:05:09.280 --> 00:05:10.460 I have a friend who's like... 00:05:10.740 --> 00:05:12.000 I said "I HAVE A FRIEND WH..." 00:05:12.680 --> 00:05:14.200 NO, SHE'S NOT A COLLEGE FRIEND... 00:05:15.240 --> 00:05:17.980 COLLEGE IS GOING FINE. IT'S GOING FINE DAD. 00:05:18.460 --> 00:05:22.040 YEAH, I'M GONNA NEED A FEW MORE YEARS OF TUITION THOUGH... 00:05:26.280 --> 00:05:31.660 OFFICIANT: ...and so we may never know what compelled this diabetic young pony to commit suicide. 00:05:31.840 --> 00:05:34.680 The tune of severe cramping, 00:05:34.680 --> 00:05:39.500 internal bleeding, dehydration and fruity breath... 00:05:39.800 --> 00:05:41.820 RARITY: ...oh I don't know, what more is there to say really? 00:05:41.940 --> 00:05:43.920 I mean we all totally saw this coming. 00:05:44.540 --> 00:05:46.020 Not exactly this *way* maybe, 00:05:46.020 --> 00:05:47.940 we probably predicted black powder or something, 00:05:47.940 --> 00:05:50.240 but I totally called it on suicide. 00:05:50.660 --> 00:05:54.600 TWILIGHT: So, diabetic ketoacidosis. What is this the dark ages? 00:05:54.740 --> 00:05:56.080 We have medicine. 00:05:57.080 --> 00:05:58.440 APPLEJACK: Do I have to talk? 00:05:58.580 --> 00:06:00.540 Can we just have another moment of silence 00:06:00.540 --> 00:06:03.880 to quietly contemplate whatever it was that Pinkie was tryin' to accomplish? 00:06:04.500 --> 00:06:06.160 I mean I want to respect the dead an'all, 00:06:06.160 --> 00:06:07.560 It's just that I feel like maybe 00:06:07.860 --> 00:06:10.280 she killed herself out of spite an... 00:06:10.780 --> 00:06:11.820 I don't know how to feel. 00:06:12.220 --> 00:06:17.900 [blaring trash-metal music drowns out Fluttershy's speech] 00:06:18.280 --> 00:06:18.780 [click, music stops] 00:06:18.780 --> 00:06:24.000 OFFICIANT: Thank you very much for complying with the last will and testament of the deceased. 00:06:24.480 --> 00:06:26.980 DASH: Th-The pony that should have noticed was me! 00:06:27.200 --> 00:06:29.280 Rainbow Dash! It's all my fault! 00:06:29.280 --> 00:06:30.780 I was irresponsible! 00:06:31.220 --> 00:06:35.940 Instead of helping, I talked to my mom about my dad's hearing-aid batteries, 00:06:35.940 --> 00:06:38.500 and school- I said I'm still going, 00:06:38.660 --> 00:06:41.320 but I'm not because I dropped out years ago! 00:06:41.360 --> 00:06:43.200 OFFICIANT: Thank you Ms. Dash, 00:06:43.200 --> 00:06:48.100 but I think it's best to keep our sadness focused on the death of your friend, 00:06:48.100 --> 00:06:49.220 don't you think? 00:06:49.340 --> 00:06:50.140 DASH: But it is! 00:06:50.440 --> 00:06:52.500 Everyone! Rainbow Dash murdered Pinkie! 00:06:52.880 --> 00:06:56.880 Murdered her! And it's all my fault! I'm the worst pony! 00:06:56.880 --> 00:06:59.020 I'm like the dumbest horse! 00:07:01.480 --> 00:07:04.340 ...and honestly, I keep thinking about going back to school, 00:07:04.340 --> 00:07:06.740 but how can I with all this blood on my hooves?! 00:07:06.900 --> 00:07:07.580 RARITY: Uh-huh. 00:07:07.700 --> 00:07:11.400 DASH: Because Pinkie, she looked at me that night and she said to me - 00:07:11.440 --> 00:07:14.160 "Dash, you roll me off that bridge!" And I did! 00:07:14.160 --> 00:07:15.440 RARITY: You should have gone with her. 00:07:15.660 --> 00:07:18.360 DASH: I feel like we really bonded a lot since Pinkie died. 00:07:18.360 --> 00:07:20.980 I used to trust her with my secrets, but now I can tell you. 00:07:21.500 --> 00:07:24.740 RARITY: Go outside and play... or something. 00:07:25.960 --> 00:07:26.900 DASH: Oh, hey Fluttershy. 00:07:27.340 --> 00:07:28.280 Um, hey. 00:07:28.540 --> 00:07:30.760 FLUTTERSHY: Oh... hi Rainbow Dash. 00:07:31.180 --> 00:07:34.560 I'm sorry. Did I forget something today? 00:07:35.340 --> 00:07:36.200 I try, but no one ever... 00:07:36.260 --> 00:07:36.760 DASH: Hey Fluttershy? 00:07:37.220 --> 00:07:37.880 FLUTTERSHY: What? 00:07:38.160 --> 00:07:40.520 DASH: Do you ever feel like worst pony sometimes? 00:07:41.160 --> 00:07:41.720 FLUTTERSHY: Yes... 00:07:41.720 --> 00:07:42.420 DASH: No! 00:07:42.520 --> 00:07:44.460 But you're not! I'm worst Pony! 00:07:45.140 --> 00:07:48.360 FLUTTERSHY: Oh... I'm pretty sure I'm worst pony. 00:07:48.360 --> 00:07:50.180 DASH: No you're not, *I'm* worst pony! 00:07:50.480 --> 00:07:52.900 FLUTTERSHY: Ok... I'm sorry, I didn't know. 00:07:53.140 --> 00:07:54.940 DASH: No, I'm sorry for being worst. 00:07:55.420 --> 00:07:56.320 FLUTTERSHY: I'm sorry... 00:07:56.580 --> 00:07:57.520 DASH: No, I'm sorry! 00:07:58.240 --> 00:07:59.160 FLUTTERSHY: Sorry... 00:07:59.480 --> 00:08:00.000 DASH: So hey... 00:08:00.440 --> 00:08:03.540 Maybe you want to hang out for a while and talk about our traumas? 00:08:04.480 --> 00:08:05.440 FLUTTERSHY: Not really... 00:08:05.540 --> 00:08:06.580 DASH: Oh come on, 00:08:06.660 --> 00:08:08.800 talking constantly about things that make you sad or angry is the 00:08:08.820 --> 00:08:10.740 surest way to help you forget those things and 00:08:10.740 --> 00:08:12.580 get over them, otherwise you just get all bottled up and 00:08:12.580 --> 00:08:14.560 then I think you get a brain disorder. 00:08:14.660 --> 00:08:17.360 FLUTTERSHY: Ohhh... Wow. 00:08:17.840 --> 00:08:20.400 Well, that would answer a lot of questions. 00:08:21.380 --> 00:08:22.900 DASH: So ok, you go first- 00:08:22.900 --> 00:08:25.320 uncork that bottle and pour the contents out! 00:08:25.560 --> 00:08:26.220 FLUTTERSHY: Well... 00:08:26.600 --> 00:08:30.940 I guess that sometimes I worry that I take care of a lot of animals 00:08:31.100 --> 00:08:33.300 to make myself feel better, 00:08:33.300 --> 00:08:36.660 but the truth is, I can't even take care of myself. 00:08:38.000 --> 00:08:40.360 Is this supposed to feel awful? 00:08:40.720 --> 00:08:42.720 Because now I feel awful. 00:08:42.860 --> 00:08:43.500 DASH: Oh... um... 00:08:44.420 --> 00:08:45.900 Well, I think that's the healing. 00:08:46.060 --> 00:08:46.720 Maybe. 00:08:46.880 --> 00:08:48.200 FLUTTERSHY: Oh... sorry. 00:08:48.580 --> 00:08:49.340 DASH: No, it's ok. 00:08:49.600 --> 00:08:50.100 Um... 00:08:50.320 --> 00:08:54.320 One time, I invited my friend Gilda to come see me here in Ponyville, 00:08:54.340 --> 00:08:57.020 so she took a vacation from a job to come out to see me, 00:08:57.060 --> 00:08:58.400 and then I was mean. 00:08:58.480 --> 00:08:59.360 FLUTTERSHY: I remember that. 00:08:59.620 --> 00:09:00.120 DASH: Yeah. 00:09:00.980 --> 00:09:04.460 FLUTTERSHY: My uncle used to say I have really bad teeth. 00:09:04.640 --> 00:09:05.600 Do I? 00:09:05.920 --> 00:09:06.560 DASH: No. 00:09:07.080 --> 00:09:08.000 I mean, they're okay. 00:09:08.200 --> 00:09:09.680 FLUTTERSHY: Do I smell bad? 00:09:10.300 --> 00:09:11.620 DASH: No, I, you know, I don't know... 00:09:12.160 --> 00:09:14.600 Well, like you live with a lot of animals... you know... 00:09:15.280 --> 00:09:18.280 FLUTTERSHY: I used to have the biggest crush on my uncle. 00:09:19.160 --> 00:09:22.880 I think he knew, and I think he told my dad, 00:09:23.280 --> 00:09:25.740 and I think that's why my dad left our family. 00:09:26.080 --> 00:09:26.760 DASH: Oh... 00:09:27.060 --> 00:09:31.460 FLUTTERSHY: I think my mom knows too, but she won't say anything. 00:09:32.360 --> 00:09:35.100 DASH: W-Well, that's really good to get out there, 00:09:35.260 --> 00:09:38.020 uh, 'cause now we can have the healing begin. 00:09:38.040 --> 00:09:42.100 FLUTTERSHY: Sometimes, I still think about calling my uncle and telling him. 00:09:42.300 --> 00:09:43.860 Does that sound crazy? 00:09:44.300 --> 00:09:47.080 I just need to know if he still thinks my teeth are bad. 00:09:47.440 --> 00:09:48.840 DASH: Um, uh... 00:09:48.840 --> 00:09:51.240 Hey, Fluttershy, can I use your bathroom? 00:09:51.380 --> 00:09:54.660 FLUTTERSHY: Oh, yeah, go ahead... 00:09:54.900 --> 00:09:56.900 [clattering] 00:09:58.380 --> 00:09:59.100 Sorry. 00:09:59.600 --> 00:10:00.840 [knocking] 00:10:02.240 --> 00:10:03.440 [knocking] 00:10:04.820 --> 00:10:05.420 [knocking, door opens] 00:10:05.520 --> 00:10:06.320 TWILIGHT: What?! 00:10:06.540 --> 00:10:08.980 DASH: Twilight, I killed Pinkie and I lied about school, 00:10:08.980 --> 00:10:11.320 and I was mean to Gilda, and I sleep on the job, 00:10:11.320 --> 00:10:13.860 and I don't wear my retainer, and I escaped from Fluttershy, 00:10:13.860 --> 00:10:16.120 but I didn't tell her that her house smelled like pee, 00:10:16.120 --> 00:10:17.440 and I'm a terrible friend! 00:10:17.800 --> 00:10:19.940 TWILIGHT: So? What do you want me to do about it? 00:10:19.940 --> 00:10:21.240 DASH: Make me feel better. 00:10:21.840 --> 00:10:22.580 TWILIGHT: Okay... 00:10:23.080 --> 00:10:25.320 Tell the truth about school, make peace with your teeth getting messed up, 00:10:25.320 --> 00:10:26.720 find a more challenging job, 00:10:26.720 --> 00:10:28.180 and forget about Gilda and what's-her-face. 00:10:28.180 --> 00:10:30.380 DASH: Twilight, no... I want a hug. 00:10:30.480 --> 00:10:32.060 TWILIGHT: Well, I don't. 00:10:32.100 --> 00:10:35.160 DASH: B-but you're feeling okay, and my self-worth is all gone! 00:10:35.220 --> 00:10:36.220 I need a hug! 00:10:36.240 --> 00:10:38.140 TWILIGHT: I'm an alcoholic! And I hate everyone! 00:10:38.340 --> 00:10:41.000 DASH: Well then, we should talk about our feelings of sadness, 00:10:41.000 --> 00:10:42.000 and then you can hug me. 00:10:42.000 --> 00:10:42.500 TWILIGHT: No. 00:10:42.540 --> 00:10:43.360 DASH: Twilight, hug me! 00:10:43.380 --> 00:10:43.880 TWILIGHT: Dash... 00:10:43.880 --> 00:10:45.340 DASH: I will not take no for an answer! 00:10:45.520 --> 00:10:46.020 [magical pop] 00:10:47.040 --> 00:10:47.540 [magical pop] 00:10:47.540 --> 00:10:48.220 YOU HUG ME RIGHT NOW! 00:10:48.280 --> 00:10:48.940 [surprised blathering] 00:10:49.120 --> 00:10:50.500 APPLEJACK: W-what the hell! 00:10:50.520 --> 00:10:51.020 DASH: Aww... 00:10:51.440 --> 00:10:52.060 Hey A.J. 00:10:52.300 --> 00:10:53.339 APPLEJACK: What are you doin'?! 00:10:53.340 --> 00:10:55.360 DASH: Applejack, I'm really sad. 00:10:56.000 --> 00:10:56.560 APPLEJACK: [sighs] 00:10:56.560 --> 00:10:59.860 Darlin', you have been really actively moping around for a while now. 00:11:00.060 --> 00:11:01.380 DASH: I'm very actively sad. 00:11:01.780 --> 00:11:02.420 APPLEJACK: I know... 00:11:02.820 --> 00:11:04.820 Sweetheart, it's okay to be sad sometimes. 00:11:04.820 --> 00:11:06.520 We all have our rough patches. 00:11:06.520 --> 00:11:09.280 It's nature's way of telling you that you're in a bad situation, 00:11:09.280 --> 00:11:12.600 but you gotta stop teleporting into my yard demanding physical comfort. 00:11:12.800 --> 00:11:15.140 I mean, you gotta get into a better situation. 00:11:15.300 --> 00:11:17.120 DASH: Well, a hug *is* a good situation. 00:11:17.620 --> 00:11:18.420 [Applejack groans] 00:11:18.600 --> 00:11:19.680 Well that's okay, 00:11:19.680 --> 00:11:23.620 I could just hug you and then maybe you can owe me a hug for later. 00:11:27.460 --> 00:11:29.640 APPLEBLOOM: So they just post pictures of their horns and nothing else, 00:11:29.720 --> 00:11:31.740 and they expect ladies to see 'em? 00:11:31.740 --> 00:11:33.750 SCOOTALOO: This is my favorite web site baby! 00:11:33.750 --> 00:11:36.120 APPLEBLOOM: I don't get it. Won't ladies want to see pictures of their faces? 00:11:36.120 --> 00:11:38.280 SCOOTALOO: Their logic is mysterious baby, 00:11:38.280 --> 00:11:40.580 and nothing is more alluring than mystery. 00:11:40.660 --> 00:11:43.520 DASH: [From outside] C'mon! can't you at least tell me that I'm still best pony? 00:11:43.660 --> 00:11:45.920 APPLEJACK: Young lady I told you to keep this door open when Sco... 00:11:46.320 --> 00:11:47.640 What are you looking at?! 00:11:47.640 --> 00:11:50.360 APPLEBLOOM: Stallions calling out for help in the only way they know how? 00:11:50.420 --> 00:11:53.640 SCOOTALOO: Hey baby, I see you still got those adorable freckles. 00:11:53.640 --> 00:11:56.420 APPLEJACK: Darn it sis', this kind of website ain't appropriate for you! 00:11:56.760 --> 00:11:58.560 SCOOTALOO: It ain't appropriate for anybody baby, 00:11:58.560 --> 00:12:00.080 that's the siren call. 00:12:00.440 --> 00:12:00.940 [slap] 00:12:01.200 --> 00:12:03.720 DASH: A.J., forget this! I don't have anyone else to talk to, 00:12:03.720 --> 00:12:06.240 Pinky is dead, my needs are important! 00:12:06.240 --> 00:12:07.399 APPLEBLOOM: Wait, Pinkie's dead? 00:12:07.400 --> 00:12:08.860 Y'all said she went on vacation. 00:12:09.060 --> 00:12:10.820 DASH: Well, then why'd we hold a funeral? 00:12:11.060 --> 00:12:12.120 APPLEJACK: Dash! Darn it! 00:12:12.280 --> 00:12:13.440 DASH: Who did we bury? 00:12:13.480 --> 00:12:15.700 APPLEJACK: I don't want to have to talk with my sister about death. 00:12:15.760 --> 00:12:16.640 APPLEBLOOM: What's to talk about? 00:12:16.720 --> 00:12:19.680 Just last night Mrs. Cluckerbottom stopped laying eggs and we cut her head off. 00:12:19.900 --> 00:12:23.580 APPLEJACK: W-Well Scootaloo's parents probably don't want to have conversations with her 00:12:23.580 --> 00:12:25.240 about things she ain't ready for. 00:12:25.240 --> 00:12:28.180 SCOOTALOO: Look at this one baby, 12 inches! 00:12:28.200 --> 00:12:29.740 DASH: A.J., you need to be more sensitive. 00:12:29.780 --> 00:12:30.720 APPLEJACK: What do you mean? 00:12:30.720 --> 00:12:33.520 DASH: Well, you know I got a lot of stuff going on in my life right now, and you... 00:12:33.580 --> 00:12:36.980 APPLEJACK: Dash, you ain't got *nothing* going on in your life! 00:12:37.920 --> 00:12:41.280 I am sorry, but you are a *magical* *flying* horse, 00:12:41.280 --> 00:12:43.200 and you do next to nothin' for society. 00:12:43.300 --> 00:12:47.460 But *I* am a farm pony, and I'm not half big enough for most of the work I do, 00:12:47.460 --> 00:12:49.310 but I bust my hump every single day, 00:12:49.310 --> 00:12:51.560 and nobody ever asks me how I'm doing! 00:12:51.560 --> 00:12:52.520 APPLEBLOOM: That's not true. 00:12:52.560 --> 00:12:54.480 I come home from school every day and ask you how you're doing, 00:12:54.480 --> 00:12:55.720 and you just tell me "fine". 00:12:55.720 --> 00:12:57.240 APPLEJACK: Shush, I'm not referring to you. 00:12:57.240 --> 00:12:59.760 The point is you think it's all daisies and songs for me? 00:12:59.760 --> 00:13:01.220 If I took three months off of work to mope, 00:13:01.220 --> 00:13:03.540 the entire farm would die and my family would starve. 00:13:03.540 --> 00:13:05.240 APPLEBLOOM: We could move in with Cousin Braeburn. 00:13:05.240 --> 00:13:06.560 APPLEJACK: I don't wanna live with Braeburn. 00:13:06.560 --> 00:13:08.140 APPLEBLOOM: What? Just 'cause of Granny? 00:13:08.140 --> 00:13:10.700 APPLEJACK: That's not true, y'know he's got other things goin' just... 00:13:10.700 --> 00:13:11.920 APPLEBLOOM: Well, don't we get government help? 00:13:11.920 --> 00:13:15.040 'Cause I thought Big Mac said we wouldn't lose the farm on just one bad harvest. 00:13:15.040 --> 00:13:18.080 APPLEJACK: Ok look, the thing is about the farm, my hips are starting to ache, 00:13:18.080 --> 00:13:19.540 and I'm getting old enough to have kids. 00:13:19.540 --> 00:13:22.060 DASH: Well that sounds okay, except for the hips thing, but the babies... 00:13:22.080 --> 00:13:23.320 APPLEJACK: Who do you think I'm gonna marry? 00:13:23.380 --> 00:13:25.459 DASH: I don't know. W-Who do you like? 00:13:25.460 --> 00:13:26.380 APPLEJACK: Well, I don't get to decide, 00:13:26.380 --> 00:13:29.420 because if it ain't someone who can take over a farm then it ain't gonna work. 00:13:29.440 --> 00:13:31.340 And is my brother gonna marry? I don't know. 00:13:32.660 --> 00:13:34.980 APPLEBLOOM: What is he doing with that spatula? 00:13:35.540 --> 00:13:36.040 [thump] 00:13:36.380 --> 00:13:37.060 APPLEJACK: Go home! 00:13:37.660 --> 00:13:39.440 APPLEBLOOM: What was he gonna do with that spatula? 00:13:39.520 --> 00:13:41.300 APPLEJACK: Applebloom, you're grounded from Scootaloo forever. 00:13:41.300 --> 00:13:43.300 APPLEBLOOM: What?! but she's half my friends! 00:13:43.300 --> 00:13:45.220 APPLEJACK: Well I know a filly who'd be a great new friend. 00:13:45.220 --> 00:13:46.220 C'mon let's go. 00:13:47.920 --> 00:13:49.700 DASH: A.J., we're still cool, right? 00:13:49.700 --> 00:13:51.020 APPLEJACK: I don't wanna talk about it right now. 00:13:51.020 --> 00:13:51.520 DASH: I'm sorry. 00:13:51.520 --> 00:13:52.100 [door chime] 00:13:52.240 --> 00:13:54.620 APPLEJACK: Dash, I'm angry and I don't want to discuss it. 00:13:55.540 --> 00:13:56.640 Hey Ms. Hooves, 00:13:56.640 --> 00:13:59.400 Y'all remember us talking about our little ones not making enough friends? 00:13:59.460 --> 00:14:01.240 Well I think now's a good time for them to meet. 00:14:01.240 --> 00:14:03.800 DINKY: Mom! Mom, mommommommom! What are you doing?! 00:14:03.800 --> 00:14:06.680 What if someone sees you?! Go! go, gogogo! 00:14:06.680 --> 00:14:08.120 Hello? What do you want? 00:14:08.120 --> 00:14:09.180 APPLEJACK: Well hey there Dinky. 00:14:09.280 --> 00:14:11.160 Wouldn't you like to have a sleepover with Applebloom? 00:14:12.200 --> 00:14:12.700 DINKY: No. 00:14:12.920 --> 00:14:14.400 APPLEBLOOM: Ah, screw you Dinky! You ain't nothin'! 00:14:14.660 --> 00:14:16.260 APPLEJACK: Oh come on you two, it'll be fun! 00:14:16.580 --> 00:14:18.120 Applebloom loves Jenga! 00:14:18.780 --> 00:14:21.660 DINKY: Well ok, but we have to play by special rules. 00:14:22.040 --> 00:14:23.740 APPLEJACK: All right! Have fun! 00:14:25.000 --> 00:14:25.860 DASH: A.J.... 00:14:26.440 --> 00:14:30.160 [Cocoa pours] 00:14:30.420 --> 00:14:31.460 Thank you Derpy. 00:14:35.020 --> 00:14:36.020 APPLEBLOOM: This is crap! 00:14:36.100 --> 00:14:37.700 DASH: I know, it totally is. 00:14:37.700 --> 00:14:39.380 DINKY: I haven't even told you what the rules are yet! 00:14:39.480 --> 00:14:41.460 APPLEBLOOM: Being grounded from one of my only friends is crap! 00:14:41.780 --> 00:14:43.240 Who's my sister think she is?! 00:14:43.740 --> 00:14:45.360 DINKY: Oh, I-I know just what you mean! 00:14:45.760 --> 00:14:48.480 Uh, life is like Jenga... 00:14:49.000 --> 00:14:49.520 APPLEBLOOM: What? 00:14:49.640 --> 00:14:50.480 DINKY: No, no, listen. 00:14:50.700 --> 00:14:54.220 You're supposed to pull out these blocks and the blocks on the bottom are the most important, 00:14:54.300 --> 00:14:58.000 but all anyone ever cares about or whether or not the blocks on the top are gonna fall over. 00:14:58.200 --> 00:14:58.900 APPLEBLOOM: That's crap. 00:14:59.180 --> 00:15:00.400 Your analogy is crap. 00:15:00.860 --> 00:15:01.860 Everything is crap! 00:15:02.200 --> 00:15:03.360 [Huge explosion] 00:15:04.400 --> 00:15:06.920 THRACKERZOD: So... you are replacing us. 00:15:07.040 --> 00:15:08.360 APPLEBLOOM: Y'all scared the Jiminy's out of me! 00:15:08.520 --> 00:15:09.620 And I am *not* replacing you, 00:15:09.620 --> 00:15:11.300 I am just grounded from Scootaloo! 00:15:11.460 --> 00:15:13.200 THRACKERZOD: I am grounded from her too. 00:15:13.520 --> 00:15:17.160 You are screwing up our social dynamic and shrinking the size of our circle. 00:15:17.240 --> 00:15:18.780 SCOOTALOO: Half the school is grounded from 00:15:18.780 --> 00:15:19.340 HOO! 00:15:19.420 --> 00:15:22.560 Scootaloo baby, but forbidden fruits are that much more enticing. 00:15:22.560 --> 00:15:23.200 Hoo ah! 00:15:23.280 --> 00:15:24.580 APPLEBLOOM: Well, it ain't my choice. 00:15:24.820 --> 00:15:27.300 DINKY: The system is always deciding for us. 00:15:27.660 --> 00:15:28.160 Yeah! 00:15:28.240 --> 00:15:30.160 Yeah! We should overthrow the system! 00:15:30.360 --> 00:15:33.080 APPLEBLOOM: We all should run away, and start our own better system! 00:15:33.320 --> 00:15:34.480 DINKY: That's good too! 00:15:34.800 --> 00:15:35.980 APPLEBLOOM: Come on you guys! 00:15:36.240 --> 00:15:36.800 DASH: Derpy? 00:15:37.520 --> 00:15:38.220 Derpy?! 00:15:40.180 --> 00:15:40.680 Oh. 00:15:41.180 --> 00:15:42.000 Ah man. 00:15:42.120 --> 00:15:43.980 Darn Derpy, I hate when that happens. 00:15:44.360 --> 00:15:47.840 If you cooked really greasy food today you might be able to just slip your head out. 00:15:47.920 --> 00:15:50.440 Ah, but, hey, the kids are leaving, 00:15:50.440 --> 00:15:52.380 and I'm not supposed to watch after kids. 00:15:52.740 --> 00:15:53.760 I got a court order. 00:15:54.240 --> 00:15:54.740 I think... uh, 00:15:55.180 --> 00:15:56.480 I think you're stuck though. 00:15:56.480 --> 00:15:59.440 So, uh, I'll go ahead. 00:15:59.840 --> 00:16:03.080 Um, I'll just finish my cocoa first though. 00:16:03.220 --> 00:16:05.020 'Cause the sink is busy right now, 00:16:05.020 --> 00:16:07.160 and I don't want to throw it in the trash in case it leaks. 00:16:08.100 --> 00:16:08.920 [sips] Ow! 00:16:09.800 --> 00:16:12.620 Yeah, it's still hot. I have to wait a few minutes. 00:16:12.620 --> 00:16:14.200 I'm gonna leave soon though. 00:16:14.200 --> 00:16:15.520 Y'know, know the kids have really little legs, 00:16:15.520 --> 00:16:16.840 I don't think they're gonna get too far. 00:16:17.220 --> 00:16:19.320 [cawing of birds] 00:16:19.620 --> 00:16:21.800 THRACKERZOD: Why the Everfree Forest exactly? 00:16:21.800 --> 00:16:22.480 APPLEBLOOM: Think about it. 00:16:22.900 --> 00:16:23.400 THRACKERZOD: Ok. 00:16:24.480 --> 00:16:27.640 APPLEBLOOM: The adults are always telling us to never go here, so it's symbolic. 00:16:27.640 --> 00:16:30.180 THRACKERZOD: Is that what a *normal* child would do? 00:16:30.180 --> 00:16:33.580 APPLEBLOOM: I think a normal kid would probably just go to their friend's house until they got hungry. 00:16:33.880 --> 00:16:36.000 THRACKERZOD: Well, then I have many objections. 00:16:36.240 --> 00:16:38.680 APPLEBLOOM: Why are y'all always riding the bandwagon Thrackerzod? 00:16:38.760 --> 00:16:40.620 DASH: Hey! Hey! Hey, you guys! 00:16:40.620 --> 00:16:42.960 APPLEBLOOM: Dash, you go away, we're on a mission. 00:16:43.320 --> 00:16:43.960 [crash] 00:16:44.120 --> 00:16:45.960 What are you doin'? This is child abuse! 00:16:46.560 --> 00:16:47.180 [Raspberry blowing] 00:16:47.180 --> 00:16:51.180 [laughs] Stop! Stop! No more! 00:16:51.380 --> 00:16:52.840 DASH: Applebloom, listen... 00:16:52.840 --> 00:16:55.400 [singing] Ok, the world presents some problems, 00:16:55.400 --> 00:16:57.360 and we don't know what to do. 00:16:57.360 --> 00:17:01.480 You've come to find your feelings aren't exactly what you knew. 00:17:01.480 --> 00:17:05.540 The odds are stacked quite poorly if without a winning hand. 00:17:05.540 --> 00:17:09.120 But bear in mind your faring's only worse if you don't - 00:17:09.120 --> 00:17:11.320 Chin up! Don't bet on sinking ships, 00:17:11.320 --> 00:17:13.440 because they'll turn your chips to trash. 00:17:13.620 --> 00:17:17.140 You've gotta set your sights and hopes on setting not to crash. 00:17:17.140 --> 00:17:21.340 The truth can seem quite bleak if you don't make your plans unfurl. 00:17:21.340 --> 00:17:24.420 But I would not let that mar my opinion of the - 00:17:24.420 --> 00:17:28.740 Fact is that if you could fix the failings of the current paradigm, 00:17:28.740 --> 00:17:32.600 we would have a hero who's both been elusive and on time. 00:17:33.600 --> 00:17:35.060 Just one time. 00:17:35.800 --> 00:17:36.940 And then, 00:17:37.660 --> 00:17:39.560 we would all contrive new conflict! 00:17:39.560 --> 00:17:41.880 Chin up! Don't bet on sinking ships, 00:17:41.940 --> 00:17:44.320 because they'll turn your chips to trash. 00:17:44.360 --> 00:17:48.080 You've gotta set your sights and hopes on setting not to crash. 00:17:48.080 --> 00:17:51.600 The truth can seem quite bleak if you don't make your plans unfurl. 00:17:51.600 --> 00:17:55.660 But I would not let that mar my opinion of the world. 00:17:55.660 --> 00:17:58.880 APPLEBLOOM: This coming from a pony who's been up everyone's butt with moping for three months. 00:17:58.880 --> 00:18:01.420 DASH: They let me take time off work for my emotional recovery, so... 00:18:01.420 --> 00:18:02.880 APPLEBLOOM: That is completely appalling. 00:18:02.880 --> 00:18:05.220 DASH: Well I do blame myself and feel badly, 00:18:05.220 --> 00:18:06.540 and my job sucks. 00:18:06.540 --> 00:18:10.380 Look I'm not saying to follow your heart or something dumb like that, just... 00:18:10.380 --> 00:18:12.920 [singing] Chin up! Don't bet on sinking ships, 00:18:12.920 --> 00:18:14.800 because they'll turn your chips to trash. 00:18:14.900 --> 00:18:19.020 You've gotta set your sights and hopes on setting not to crash. 00:18:19.020 --> 00:18:22.760 The truth can seem quite bleak if you don't make your plans unfurl. 00:18:22.760 --> 00:18:25.880 But I would not let that mar my opinion of the- 00:18:25.880 --> 00:18:30.140 Stipulations placed before you to get all the things you really need. 00:18:30.140 --> 00:18:34.620 Mr. Big may make things hard but you have got to plant your seeds. 00:18:35.000 --> 00:18:36.180 Go to war. 00:18:37.280 --> 00:18:38.160 Fight more. 00:18:39.140 --> 00:18:41.340 Your dreams thrive by competition. 00:18:41.600 --> 00:18:45.240 You'll find no-one famous ever got there just by flinching at their foes. 00:18:45.240 --> 00:18:49.800 Cling against the torment, claw with all your might at what you know. 00:18:50.400 --> 00:18:51.400 Don't let go. 00:18:52.400 --> 00:18:53.620 Just grow! 00:18:54.520 --> 00:18:56.740 Don't wait or play to indecision! 00:18:56.740 --> 00:18:59.000 Chin up! Don't bet on sinking ships, 00:18:59.000 --> 00:19:01.300 Because you've got to be more grand. 00:19:01.300 --> 00:19:04.460 You've got to think ahead and carry out the things you planned. 00:19:04.460 --> 00:19:08.860 The truth can be of use when you can see where falsehoods lay. 00:19:08.860 --> 00:19:11.860 Don't quit on hopes or dreams when you have simply got to - 00:19:11.860 --> 00:19:14.360 Chin up! Don't bet on sinking ships, 00:19:14.360 --> 00:19:16.380 because they'll only drag you down. 00:19:16.380 --> 00:19:20.400 You've got to keep on sailing even when you want to frown. 00:19:20.400 --> 00:19:23.980 The world will keep on turning without matter where you land. 00:19:23.980 --> 00:19:27.840 You might as well be running when your feet should hit the sand. 00:19:27.840 --> 00:19:31.540 APPLEBLOOM: Ok, so what you're saying is that the world is gonna screw us left and right anyway, 00:19:31.540 --> 00:19:33.440 so we may as well screw the world right back? 00:19:33.460 --> 00:19:33.960 DASH: No... 00:19:33.960 --> 00:19:35.320 I'm saying that the world is a hard place, 00:19:35.380 --> 00:19:37.220 and if you need a leg up, I can be there. 00:19:37.220 --> 00:19:41.140 But I think you'll be ok if you just keep working hard and trying new strategies. 00:19:41.140 --> 00:19:42.640 Really I just want you to... 00:19:42.680 --> 00:19:44.940 [Singing] Chin up! Don't bet on sinking ships, 00:19:44.940 --> 00:19:47.240 because you've got to be more grand. 00:19:47.240 --> 00:19:51.220 You've got to think ahead and carry out the things you planned. 00:19:51.220 --> 00:19:54.800 The truth can be of use when you can see where falsehoods lay. 00:19:54.820 --> 00:19:57.640 Don't quit on hopes or dreams when you have simply got to - 00:19:57.640 --> 00:20:00.020 Chin up! Don't bet on sinking ships, 00:20:00.020 --> 00:20:02.179 because they'll only drag you down. 00:20:02.180 --> 00:20:04.220 You've got the means to live, and it 00:20:04.220 --> 00:20:06.580 and it needs merely to be found! 00:20:09.240 --> 00:20:13.000 THRACKERZOD: Ok. The whole positive thinking spiel was great. 00:20:13.000 --> 00:20:16.180 But I think there may be limitations to its success. 00:20:16.180 --> 00:20:18.260 DASH: Maybe we have stuff in common. 00:20:18.360 --> 00:20:19.620 Hey, do you guys like Jenga? 00:20:19.620 --> 00:20:22.080 DIAMOND DOG: No, and you're going to be food. 00:20:22.080 --> 00:20:22.840 DASH: Aww. 00:20:22.960 --> 00:20:28.620 THRACKERZOD: Like everyone, I fail to notice that our lives involve a lot of negative examples of ways not to behave. 00:20:29.080 --> 00:20:33.600 If I had extraordinary sensory abilities, I might set forward the opinion that, 00:20:33.600 --> 00:20:36.440 in the future we should just stay at Derpy's house and play Jenga. 00:20:36.960 --> 00:20:38.600 Not that I am saying that. 00:20:38.940 --> 00:20:41.200 This is a hypothetical world I propose. 00:20:41.520 --> 00:20:45.640 Obviously nobody else has noticed how often we do things that are outlandishly stupid. 00:20:45.880 --> 00:20:46.820 [Magical zap, pop] 00:20:48.120 --> 00:20:50.220 DIAMOND DOG: You're too late ponies! 00:20:50.220 --> 00:20:54.280 We're going to eat these other ponies and there's nothing you can do about it! 00:20:54.560 --> 00:20:55.680 [Rock rumbles] 00:20:56.800 --> 00:20:59.560 Wait! We can negotiate! 00:20:59.880 --> 00:21:01.180 [Loud crash] 00:21:01.680 --> 00:21:04.620 APPLEJACK: Why'd you crush him with a rock? We could have tried diplomacy. 00:21:04.620 --> 00:21:05.960 TWILIGHT: It is diplomacy. 00:21:05.960 --> 00:21:07.800 I traded a big rock for Rainbow Dash. 00:21:07.960 --> 00:21:09.200 RARITY: It is a pretty fair trade. 00:21:09.420 --> 00:21:11.780 APPLEJACK: But I brought the Elements of Harmony with us and everything! 00:21:11.960 --> 00:21:14.020 I thought we were gonna do harmony or somethin'! 00:21:14.220 --> 00:21:15.020 [Bushes rustle] 00:21:15.500 --> 00:21:16.840 FLUTTERSHY: Hey you guys. 00:21:17.120 --> 00:21:20.200 You told me to come out to the meeting spot 15 minutes late, 00:21:20.200 --> 00:21:24.400 and you were already gone but luckily some earthworms told me where to find you, 00:21:24.560 --> 00:21:25.780 not that you care. 00:21:26.040 --> 00:21:27.320 [Magical pinging] 00:21:27.660 --> 00:21:28.680 [Magical explosion] 00:21:29.040 --> 00:21:30.840 GHOST PINKIE: By your powers combined! Yes. 00:21:30.840 --> 00:21:32.600 Pinkie returns from the dead! 00:21:34.320 --> 00:21:38.560 RARITY: Ok, how exactly are the elements of harmony *supposed* to work? 00:21:38.560 --> 00:21:40.280 Are they *supposed* to bring back the dead? 00:21:40.280 --> 00:21:44.160 I thought that necromancy required an expensive license and a college degree. 00:21:44.160 --> 00:21:45.880 GHOST PINKIE: Clear your eyes! Pinkie returns! 00:21:45.880 --> 00:21:48.020 TWILIGHT: You can do necromancy without a degree but you won't be... 00:21:48.020 --> 00:21:48.580 RARITY: Oh shut up. 00:21:48.680 --> 00:21:50.740 Pinkie, we are still mad at *you*! 00:21:50.740 --> 00:21:52.950 GHOST PINKIE: What? From what are you mad at Pinkie?! 00:21:53.060 --> 00:21:53.920 TWILIGHT: Seriously? 00:21:54.060 --> 00:21:54.640 GHOST PINKIE: Yes. 00:21:54.800 --> 00:21:55.600 APPLEJACK: Seriously? 00:21:55.820 --> 00:21:56.400 GHOST PINKIE: Yes. 00:21:57.400 --> 00:21:58.540 DINKY: Mom! Everyone can see you! 00:21:59.280 --> 00:22:00.880 Here, hide behind this bush! 00:22:01.300 --> 00:22:02.160 APPLEJACK: ...was committed for poignancy. 00:22:02.220 --> 00:22:03.120 TWILIGHT: ...your funeral was expensive. 00:22:03.520 --> 00:22:05.940 RARITY: Dash hasn't shut up about the whole thing for months. 00:22:05.940 --> 00:22:07.640 DASH: I was coming to terms with it, 00:22:07.640 --> 00:22:09.900 but I'm emotionally confused again. 00:22:09.900 --> 00:22:13.360 TWILIGHT: It's kind of a pain in the ass to have had a funeral if you're gonna come back from the dead. 00:22:13.360 --> 00:22:15.260 DINKY: And you make my mom feel really insecure! 00:22:16.200 --> 00:22:16.880 GHOST PINKIE: Whose mom? 00:22:17.300 --> 00:22:17.980 DINKY: My mom. 00:22:18.100 --> 00:22:19.660 RARITY: Don't you change the subject! 00:22:19.840 --> 00:22:22.420 GHOST PINKIE: What is this?! Pinkie brings you closure! 00:22:22.600 --> 00:22:24.080 DASH: How would this be closure? 00:22:24.260 --> 00:22:26.080 NARRATOR: So it turned out we basically learned nothing. 00:22:26.320 --> 00:22:29.500 Life still carried on in all its hardships but I went back to my job. 00:22:29.500 --> 00:22:33.020 Pinkie continued as a vengeful spirit thanks to the powers of the Elements of Harmony, 00:22:33.020 --> 00:22:34.500 which nobody really understood, 00:22:34.720 --> 00:22:38.160 and she haunted the pharmacy by constantly activating the drive-through window. 00:22:38.240 --> 00:22:41.480 The courts decided I wasn't guilty of any crimes granted the circumstances, 00:22:41.480 --> 00:22:44.300 since I wasn't intentionally watching anyone's kids, which is good, 00:22:44.460 --> 00:22:47.380 and A.J. just kind of forgot about Scootaloo being banned from the house. 00:22:47.700 --> 00:22:50.880 All in all I guess you could say that life is full of these little compromises, 00:22:50.880 --> 00:22:54.260 but as long as you keep setting new objectives there's no telling where you'll go. 00:22:54.260 --> 00:22:56.300 Life *is* kind of like a Jenga tower - 00:22:56.300 --> 00:22:58.680 You pull out a piece from the past and use it to build the tower higher. 00:22:58.680 --> 00:23:00.920 When it falls over you just pick it up and build it again. 00:23:00.920 --> 00:23:04.460 Then you teach your kids and hope that they can learn from you to build an even better one. 00:23:04.460 --> 00:23:06.920 It never really ends, but this story is over. 00:23:07.020 --> 00:23:08.000 So... The End! 00:24:24.020 --> 00:24:27.560 Then Pinkie joined the ghost Wonderbolts! It was awesome!