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Rose: My brave and noble gems,

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Pink Diamond is dead!

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I've beaten off my shackles as a soldier

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by leading this long and bloody war!

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And now we are free to be our own lesbian space rocks!

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Amethyst: I wanna be a warrior!

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Rose: Are you sure?

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-Yes.

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-You are as tiny as a tic tac, I can squish you between my pudgy sausage fingers.

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-I'm really excited to about this

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How 'bout you pear?

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Pearl: Oh well, I plan to serve Rose for the rest of my life!

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forever and ever.

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And I get to touch her anywhere I want

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Rose: Okaaay, we'll need to talk a little about that.

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Pearl: Of course of course, we have all the time in the world to talk now.

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[Unhinged laughter]

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Now, you Bismuth, what are you going to do?

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Bismuth: I wanna fuckin' kill people!

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Rose: Oh Bismuth

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you want to be a warrior too?

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-Noo, I just wanna shatter bitches.

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-Wouldn't you rather rebuild?

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-I built a giant nail to stab everyone.

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-Okay.

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[Boom]

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Rose: So, everyone else is happy with their freedom, right?

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[Amethyst and Pearl nod]

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Rose: That's greeat.

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Now to fulfill my dream of having sex with a fat little man.

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Amethyst: You guys know I'm not born yet, right,  and the guy who wrote this is clearly an dumbass?

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[Inarticulate singing]

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Pearl: Of course! We'll have all the time in the world to talk now.