Rose: My brave and noble gems,
Pink Diamond is dead!
I've beaten off my shackles as a soldier
by leading this long and bloody war!
And now we are free to be our own lesbian space rocks!
Amethyst: I wanna be a warrior!
Rose: Are you sure?
-Yes.
-You are as tiny as a tic tac, I can squish you between my pudgy sausage fingers.
-I'm really excited to about this
How 'bout you pear?
Pearl: Oh well, I plan to serve Rose for the rest of my life!
forever and ever.
And I get to touch her anywhere I want
Rose: Okaaay, we'll need to talk a little about that.
Pearl: Of course of course, we have all the time in the world to talk now.
[Unhinged laughter]
Now, you Bismuth, what are you going to do?
Bismuth: I wanna fuckin' kill people!
Rose: Oh Bismuth
you want to be a warrior too?
-Noo, I just wanna shatter bitches.
-Wouldn't you rather rebuild?
-I built a giant nail to stab everyone.
-Okay.
[Boom]
Rose: So, everyone else is happy with their freedom, right?
[Amethyst and Pearl nod]
Rose: That's greeat.
Now to fulfill my dream of having sex with a fat little man.
Amethyst: You guys know I'm not born yet, right, and the guy who wrote this is clearly an dumbass?
[Inarticulate singing]
Pearl: Of course! We'll have all the time in the world to talk now.