One didn't see a princess on one's front doorstep every day.  At least not one wearing a bowler derby, a business jacket and tie, and a handlebar mustache...
Click here for Chapter One: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDUqsLDt6sY
Check out the original story here: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10880035/1/Parting-Words
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Background music from Chrono Cross.