Now, Rainbow, my dear,
I cannot express my delight!
It's abundantly clear
That somewhere out here
Is a pet that will suit you just right!
I can't wait to get started
But first let me set a few rules,
It's of utmost importance
The pet that I get
Is something that's awesome and cool!
Awesome and cool?
Got it!
I have so many wonderful choices!
Just wait you will see!
I need something real fast,
Like a bullet, to keep up with me!
Sure! How 'bout a bunny?
They're cutesy and wootzy and quick as can be!
Cutesy? Wootzy?
Have you even met me?
Rainbow have faith!
You see, I will bet you,
That somewhere in here
Is a pet that will get you
Come on, the sky's the limit!
Sky is good,
I'd like it to fly!
Really?
Because I think this widdle puddy cat
Has your name written all over it!
Yes he does!
Oh look, he likes you!
...Pass.
I have so many wonderful choices for you to decide!
There are otters and seals,
With massive appeal!
But otters and seals
Do not fly.
Maybe not,
But I've seen this particular seal
Catch ten feet of air
When he breaches the water!
That's it,
I'm outta here!
Wait!
There must be a pet here...
That will fit the ticket!
How about a ladybug,
Or a cute cricket?
Bigger,
And cooler!
Bigger! Cooler! Right!
I've got just the thing in that tree, Dash!
Meet your new fabulous
Pet squirrely!
It's just a squirrel...
Not just any squirrel,
A flying squirrel!
Yeah, so...
Like I was saying.
Fluttershy pal!
This won't cut it!
I need a pet to keep up with me!
Something awesome!
Something flying!
With coolness that defies gravity!
I'm sensing you want an animal that can fly...
You think?
I have plenty of wonderful creatures who soar in the sky!
Like a sweet humming bird, or a giant monarch butterfly!
Better,
But cooler!
I see,
How 'bout an owl?
Or a wasp?
Or a tucan!
There's so many wonderful creatures alike so that...
There are falcons and eagles!
They are both quite regal!
But perhaps what you need is a dark and mysterious bat!
Now you're talkin'!
But instead of just one standout,
Now that's too many!
So many choices!
And, such riches aplenty!
Not a bad problem to have, if you ask me!
But the wasp I'm digging too!
Do you have something in a yellow-striped bat?
No...
I've got a hot pink flamingo,
Just dying to meet you!
What to do, what to do?
*Gasp*
A prize!
That's it!
There's really just one way,
To find out which animal's best!
Hold a contest,
Of speed!
Agility and guts,
That will put each pet to the test!
Don't forget style! that should be considered.
Then we'll know for sure
Who's best of the litter!
The one who's as awesome as cool!
Just like me!
Can't settle for less
'Cuz I'm the best!
So a contest we will see!
Who's the number one greatest, perfect-est pet...
In the world for me!
May the games begin!
And may the best pet win!