These aren't... Tickets to the Grand Galloping Gala?!
It's the most amazing incredible tremendous super-fun wonderful terrifically humongous
party in all of Equestria! I've always always ALWAYS wanted to go!
Oh the Grand Galloping Gala is the best place for me
Hip hip Hooray
It's the best place for me For Pinkie
With decorations and streamers and fairy-lights and pinwheels and piñatas and pin-cushions.
With goodies like sugar cubes and sugar canes and sundaes and sun-beams and sarsaparilla.
And I get to play my favorite-est of favorite fantabulous games like Pin the Tail on the
Pony! Oh the Grand Galloping Gala is the best place
for me Oh the Grand Galloping Gala is the best place
for me 'Cause it's the most galarrific superly-terrific
gala ever In the whole galaxy
Wheee!