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All the Earth Spons in this world are the worst
Pegasus in this world is completely unfavorable
Absolutely stinky, new
not normal
I was taught to run away if I met you guys.
we're all different
But it's the same except for the wings and horns
Accept the difference and let's all go together oooh
Forgetting all the unnecessary past
It's okay, we'll all have fun together
Turn around while showing off your new look
it will suit you
this is really bad
it will suit you
do you think this will be
All the unicorns said they were mad
Those sharp horns and yellow teeth are all weird
They say they make late night snacks with a belly button (maybe it's hoof)
The point is, unicorns are weird.
We risked everything to come here
Look at us, we're all brave, we're all smart
No choice, we have to start
it will suit you
hehe really
it will suit you
Now it's time to watch and learn
This is how a unicorn walk
walk
Another way unicorns speak
Say it
How to throw a unicorn
throw
How to throw a unicorn
sorry! oh! stop!
How unicorns show off
how to shake your ass ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
now i've learned it all
Wow
we are all pro unicorns
Oh, with only these horns, I become more confident
The horns on the head are the pride of the unicorn
Everyone has their own different horns
Everyone picked each
everyone is so awesome
Get rewarded for life risking adventures
And everyone is surprised, let's kick the new history, magic
to the lost equestria
We'll get our hearts back
If you fail, you go to jail.
you can be successful
let's start
it will suit you
This is how a unicorn walks
This is how a unicorn talks
Now you're looking unicorn gold
This is how a unicorn ends it's song