WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.376 --> 00:00:03.117 [ DISCLAIMER: Subtitles may not be accurate. ] 00:00:03.117 --> 00:00:07.558 Subtitles provided by Anon: <https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/37528357#q37528559> 00:00:07.664 --> 00:00:08.262 ^:) 00:00:08.434 --> 00:00:11.722 All the Earth Spons in this world are the worst 00:00:11.741 --> 00:00:14.347 Pegasus in this world is completely unfavorable 00:00:14.347 --> 00:00:16.471 Absolutely stinky, new 00:00:16.471 --> 00:00:17.404 not normal 00:00:17.442 --> 00:00:19.836 I was taught to run away if I met you guys. 00:00:20.596 --> 00:00:21.832 we're all different 00:00:21.832 --> 00:00:26.409 But it's the same except for the wings and horns 00:00:26.524 --> 00:00:31.456 Accept the difference and let's all go together oooh 00:00:32.000 --> 00:00:34.922 Forgetting all the unnecessary past 00:00:34.923 --> 00:00:37.404 It's okay, we'll all have fun together 00:00:37.405 --> 00:00:42.318 Turn around while showing off your new look 00:00:42.491 --> 00:00:43.731 it will suit you 00:00:43.731 --> 00:00:45.231 this is really bad 00:00:45.231 --> 00:00:46.616 it will suit you 00:00:46.616 --> 00:00:48.356 do you think this will be 00:00:49.280 --> 00:00:51.971 All the unicorns said they were mad 00:00:52.000 --> 00:00:54.750 Those sharp horns and yellow teeth are all weird 00:00:54.798 --> 00:00:57.724 They say they make late night snacks with a belly button (maybe it's hoof) 00:00:57.724 --> 00:01:00.339 The point is, unicorns are weird. 00:01:00.897 --> 00:01:01.397 We risked everything to come here 00:01:01.397 --> 00:01:08.213 Look at us, we're all brave, we're all smart 00:01:08.290 --> 00:01:10.954 No choice, we have to start 00:01:11.329 --> 00:01:13.261 it will suit you 00:01:13.261 --> 00:01:14.329 hehe really 00:01:14.329 --> 00:01:15.627 it will suit you 00:01:15.628 --> 00:01:18.128 Now it's time to watch and learn 00:01:18.129 --> 00:01:20.244 This is how a unicorn walk 00:01:20.244 --> 00:01:20.859 walk 00:01:20.860 --> 00:01:23.091 Another way unicorns speak 00:01:23.091 --> 00:01:23.754 Say it 00:01:23.754 --> 00:01:25.754 How to throw a unicorn 00:01:25.812 --> 00:01:26.418 throw 00:01:26.553 --> 00:01:28.163 How to throw a unicorn 00:01:28.211 --> 00:01:29.451 sorry! oh! stop! 00:01:29.452 --> 00:01:31.510 How unicorns show off 00:01:32.111 --> 00:01:34.457 how to shake your ass ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 00:01:34.592 --> 00:01:36.717 now i've learned it all 00:01:36.813 --> 00:01:37.313 Wow 00:01:37.428 --> 00:01:39.564 we are all pro unicorns 00:01:39.661 --> 00:01:43.002 Oh, with only these horns, I become more confident 00:01:43.041 --> 00:01:45.656 The horns on the head are the pride of the unicorn 00:01:45.706 --> 00:01:48.292 Everyone has their own different horns 00:01:48.313 --> 00:01:49.707 Everyone picked each 00:01:49.708 --> 00:01:51.160 everyone is so awesome 00:01:51.160 --> 00:01:53.391 Get rewarded for life risking adventures 00:01:53.430 --> 00:01:56.863 And everyone is surprised, let's kick the new history, magic 00:01:56.986 --> 00:01:59.111 to the lost equestria 00:01:59.310 --> 00:02:01.839 We'll get our hearts back 00:02:02.065 --> 00:02:03.815 If you fail, you go to jail. 00:02:03.863 --> 00:02:06.796 you can be successful 00:02:07.141 --> 00:02:09.593 let's start 00:02:09.729 --> 00:02:11.344 it will suit you 00:02:11.344 --> 00:02:13.844 This is how a unicorn walks 00:02:13.894 --> 00:02:16.240 This is how a unicorn talks 00:02:16.240 --> 00:02:19.307 Now you're looking unicorn gold 00:02:19.391 --> 00:02:22.000 This is how a unicorn ends it's song