YAY, A PROMISCUOUS RAP ABOUT PONIES! Lots of sex jokes, puns, etc here guys. Hope you like it!

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I KNOW YOU'RE SEEING THIS SETHISTO PLEASE FEATURE IT LOOK IT EVEN HAS TRIXIE! And you have a line dedicated to you in the second verse xD

Admittedly, it seems unlikely something this risque will hit EQD. I hope it does. If not, that's fine though. It shall most definitely hit Equestria After Dark!

So anyway, enjoy the video as always guys! Oh and I'm posting LYRICS this time!

My rhymes are on spot, I'm up on top, there's only one thing I like that's that pony plot
The face is pretty but I prefer the back, I hit that granny smith plot and giver a heart attack
Hold on just a second think I need a towel, cuz I just pulled back from applejack's bowels
And fluttershy don't cry when I'm doin it right, I fire off like a a rocket blasting off into flight
And you'll see the light as I near the edge, y'know me and pinkie pie are doin shit behind the hedge
Bottom to the top, shoot like a cop, you know you need some seeds if you wanna grow a crop
People call me crazy but it really don't matter if bein in a pony 's insane, call me mad hatter
Pinkie pie is my batter I'll help that pie get baked, then I'll send her back with news to deliver to the cakes
Just listen as I say it plain I like that ass, when I'm around rarity ain't got no problem eatin grass
I'm a smash, a hit, I'm the best of the bronies, so fuckin cool even rainbow dash would blow me
Lemme take you on back to the time I was a tyke, I was ridin rarity so you can call me spike
I like what I do and I do what I like, and that's why Octavia's been ridden more times than a bike
Diamond Tiara's gonna get it if she like it or not, it ain't filly foolin if y'don't get caught
What's that Diamond, oh silver spoon? I've got her scheduled for tomorrow afternoon
One plus one is sperm if you ask cheerilee, cuz when the recess bell rings you know she's feelin me
Diamonds are a girl's best friend well they're mine too, that's why I service rarity like a drive thru
And pinkie pie squeals when I pop her balloons, doin shit not suited to a children's cartoon
I blasted on trixie in a bathtub full of Crisco, then I tied her up to deliver to sethisto
And convinced chrysalis that I was a changeling, then the whole hive delighted in the sound of our banging
This show is all for plot and the plot is for all. I fire like a super soaker cuz I got big balls
It doesn't really matter what type of weather, you can often find me under gilda's tailfeathers
Get behind me applebloom and wait your turn, and don't look at me weird everyone's gay for braeburn
I'm so good I can make the mares cry, oh don't worry you don't have to keep this secret twi
I always go slow, I'm never in a rush, I taught colgate new ways to use her brush.
Sometimes I rock it crooked, but that's fine by derpy, until she went home and learned she caught herpes.
When you ride with me you'll never get bored, I create sexual chaos you can call me discord
The queen of the day and the queen of the night they both call me the king of a-doin it right.
I plowed into vinyl, right in the caboose, I taught her a new way to oontz oontz oontz
I rode hard on cadence, until I hadda bust. I changed her from the element of love into lust
Is it socially acceptable to love a pony? If you all don't thinks so you can all blow me.