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Your Mother called.

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Yeah?

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Your cat Feefee passed away.

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Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah.  

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(Sleeping Noise)

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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Is that my diary?

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Your favorite movie is "The Notebook" ?

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(Sigh of embarrassment) 

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 Lets go to lunch. I'm driving.

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Shotgun! Shotgun.

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Yes!

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(crying noise)

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So, I've been doing this cleanse lately. I don't know how anyone could eat food anymore.

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It's really stupid.

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I bought a pregnancy test.

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I'm pregnant.

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I'm pregnant. 

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False Alarm. Not pregnant.

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Yeah!

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Who ate my lunch!