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- Oh! So should we just
all split it four ways?

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- [Second woman] Yeah, works for me!

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- [Blonde woman] Cool!
(Ominous music)

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(bell gong)

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(bell gong)

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(bell gong)

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(metallic clang)

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- [Second woman] Sounds perfect!

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- [Blonde female friend] Cool!

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- Yeah...

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Yeah. It's great.

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Love splitting...

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(light jazzy tune)
(unhappy mumbling)

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- Do you wanna get Indian food for lunch?

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- Yes.

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- Okay, uh, noon?

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- You can take the pepperonis off right?

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- Uh... yeah, I'm not
really hungry anyway.

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It's fine.

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Yeah, I'll get something else.

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- With beef?

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- Don't you ever miss bacon?

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- Don't you ever miss steak?

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- Don't you ever miss hamburgers?

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- Can I eat anything here?

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Ooo, I could get the...rice.

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- Wait, I can eat everything here?

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(harp glissando)

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- I could never be a vegetarian.

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- I could never be a vegetarian.

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- I could never be a vegetarian.

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Do you eat chicken nuggets?

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- [Waitress] Enjoy.

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- Bacon... of course.

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- But, where do you get your protein?

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- Where do you get your protein?

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- Where do you get your protein?

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- Hey, do you wanna split something?

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- Yeah, I'm gonna be getting
the veggie entree though...

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- Oh, that's fine.

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- There's no meat in it...

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- Oh, I'm vegetarian.

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- Oh, Amazing!

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Yeah, let's split it.
- Okay!

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- Perfect.

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- So, if you're Mexican,
how are you a vegetarian?

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You can't be Mexican and
vegetarian at the same time!

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Are you a unicorn...?

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I don't know what to say. (laughs)