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- [Voiceover] Warning,
if the following video

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is relatable to you, you may
be suffering from workaholism.

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(slow music)

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You work way too much.

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You're the first to arrive at the office

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and the last to leave.

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Work is your happy place.

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You come to work even
when you're deathly ill,

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indifferent to spreading your
nasty germs to your coworkers.

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Your body hates you.

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You have no concept of work/life balance.

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Your idea of leisure is
watching the occasional episode

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of Parks and Recreation before turning in.

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- Ha!

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- [Voiceover] You always work
when you're not supposed to.

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You have neglected all the
relationships in your life,

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cancelling plans so you
can get a head start

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on next week's work.

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Your social life has been diminished

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to occasionally liking your
college buddy's Facebook posts.

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Let's not even get started
on your dating life,

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which is nearly non-existent.

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- [Woman] So, what do you do for work?

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- Well, I do data analysis.

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If you're having fun at work

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you never work a day in your life,

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and I've been on vacay for five years now,

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you hear what I'm saying?

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- [Voiceover] Your friends
try to set you up on dates

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but you have completely
lost the ability to connect.

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- I say data instead of data,

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just to pretend like I'm
British or something.

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(laughing)

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You all right?

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Oh man.

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- [Voiceover] You just can't stop working.

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If you fit into three or
more of these categories

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you are officially addicted to work.