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- [Voiceover] So I see on your resume

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you just graduated college.

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- I did, I did just
graduate college, cum laude.

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- [Voiceover] So, what are
some things you learned

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in college that you think
would apply to this job?

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- Um, I think I learned a lot in college

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that would help me in this job,

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a lot of skills I picked up on.

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I learned things like
teamwork, multitasking,

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I think I learned leadership skills.

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All right, so you're
gonna be the D.D. tonight,

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yeah you are, nose goes, bam.

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I'm really good with managing money.

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I am a good problem solver.

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Hey, Dad?

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I always had a good academic record.

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So if I need a 70% to pass the class,

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and I got a 78 on the
paper, then that means

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I only need a 71 on the final.

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Hey guys, I'm going out tonight!

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I'm a good communicator.

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I have an astounding perseverance.

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I am quite the motivator.
Chug, chug, chug!

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I love researching things,

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I have good time management skills,

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I have passion.

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Woo! We going to the natty championship!

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And yeah, I really think that

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college prepared me for this job.

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- [Voiceover] Well, everything looks good,

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except for the fact that this
is an entry level position

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and we do require three
years of experience.

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So...

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this won't work out.

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- Yeah, makes sense.

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Silly me.

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