WEBVTT
Kind: captions
Language: en

00:00:01.330 --> 00:00:03.029
- [Voiceover] This is an
exclusive list detailing

00:00:03.029 --> 00:00:06.120
what happens when a trans
person uses the bathroom.

00:00:11.770 --> 00:00:13.559
They pee.

00:00:14.990 --> 00:00:16.419
Wash their hands.

00:00:17.550 --> 00:00:20.860
Dry their hands and clean up
the water around the sink.

00:00:21.729 --> 00:00:25.710
Shoot the paper towel in
the trash like a basketball.

00:00:25.710 --> 00:00:27.669
Take a bathroom selfie.

00:00:27.669 --> 00:00:29.800
Check for food in their teeth.

00:00:31.429 --> 00:00:33.608
Touch up their makeup.

00:00:33.608 --> 00:00:36.519
Dance to the catchy song that's playing.

00:00:38.169 --> 00:00:40.477
Pick out a wedgie in privacy.

00:00:41.588 --> 00:00:43.848
Blow their nose.

00:00:43.848 --> 00:00:46.208
Check themselves out.

00:00:46.208 --> 00:00:48.058
Check for boogers.

00:00:49.428 --> 00:00:51.618
And then they just leave.

00:00:54.747 --> 00:00:59.108
- Brian, it's not you, it's me.

00:01:01.178 --> 00:01:02.047
Who am I kidding?

00:01:02.047 --> 00:01:02.647
It's you.