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- Hey, Nick. We need a
fielder for softball.

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- Do you have a left handed mitt?

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- Naw, sorry, mate.

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- I guess I can't play, then.

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- Oh, no you can still be on the team.

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You can be our mascot.

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Yay.

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- Oh my god, are you left-handed?

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Did you know that left-handed people

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die ten years earlier
than right-handed people?

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It's a fact. Google it.

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Dude, watch it.

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- Wanna go?

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Ow!

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- Obama, Isaac Newton, Gandhi
they're all left-handed

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and they're influential as hell.

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- And then there's you.

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- Yeah, you're right. I'm a nobody.

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It's all right, I'm here for you.

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- What the hell?

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- We can die ten years earlier together.

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- Nick, seriously what are you doing?

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- I'm left-handed too.

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- Oh.
- [Nick] Yeah