- Hey, Nick. We need a fielder for softball.
- Do you have a left handed mitt?
- Naw, sorry, mate.
- I guess I can't play, then.
- Oh, no you can still be on the team.
You can be our mascot.
Yay.
- Oh my god, are you left-handed?
Did you know that left-handed people
die ten years earlier than right-handed people?
It's a fact. Google it.
Dude, watch it.
- Wanna go?
Ow!
- Obama, Isaac Newton, Gandhi they're all left-handed
and they're influential as hell.
- And then there's you.
- Yeah, you're right. I'm a nobody.
It's all right, I'm here for you.
- What the hell?
- We can die ten years earlier together.
- Nick, seriously what are you doing?
- I'm left-handed too.
- Oh. - [Nick] Yeah