WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.419 --> 00:00:01.252 - All right, bend over. 00:00:01.252 --> 00:00:02.085 I'm going to wipe your butt. 00:00:02.085 --> 00:00:04.668 (upbeat music) 00:00:07.165 --> 00:00:08.747 - Put the goldfish back in the bowl. 00:00:08.747 --> 00:00:09.874 - Don't eat the playdough. 00:00:09.874 --> 00:00:11.632 - Where did this cup of dirt come from? 00:00:11.632 --> 00:00:14.147 - Band-aids are not stickers. 00:00:14.147 --> 00:00:16.317 - The oven is not a playhouse for your stuffed toys. 00:00:16.317 --> 00:00:17.526 - Don't eat candles. 00:00:17.526 --> 00:00:19.607 - Get your hands out of the toilet. 00:00:19.607 --> 00:00:21.614 - You don't have to watch me poop. 00:00:21.614 --> 00:00:23.768 - Oh, why are there Legos in the peanut butter? 00:00:23.768 --> 00:00:25.077 - Come on, less singing, more pooping. 00:00:25.077 --> 00:00:26.428 - Stop licking the dog. 00:00:26.428 --> 00:00:27.728 - Spit that out in my hand right now. 00:00:27.728 --> 00:00:29.969 - I know you gotta go, just hold it, okay? 00:00:29.969 --> 00:00:31.041 You went? 00:00:31.041 --> 00:00:32.135 You went? 00:00:32.135 --> 00:00:32.968 No! 00:00:34.709 --> 00:00:36.067 All right, dammit. 00:00:36.067 --> 00:00:37.081 We got to get some towels. 00:00:37.081 --> 00:00:38.915 - Stop kissing the dog on the mouth. 00:00:38.915 --> 00:00:40.517 - Those gummy bears aren't gonna fit up your nose. 00:00:40.517 --> 00:00:42.045 - Take the headphones off the dog. 00:00:42.045 --> 00:00:43.900 - We do not eat cookies out of the trash. 00:00:43.900 --> 00:00:46.219 - The next time you want to say hi to the neighbors 00:00:46.219 --> 00:00:47.861 you have to put pants on. 00:00:47.861 --> 00:00:49.794 - We do not eat grapes we find in the car seat. 00:00:49.794 --> 00:00:51.175 Give me the grape. 00:00:51.175 --> 00:00:52.442 Give it. 00:00:52.442 --> 00:00:53.275 Give it. 00:00:55.366 --> 00:00:56.366 I swear boy. 00:00:59.017 --> 00:01:00.911 I will drive you to a supermarket and leave you there.