WEBVTT
Kind: captions
Language: en

00:00:00.180 --> 00:00:06.360
Hi I'm Kurt Braunohler and we don't have a lot of  f%#@ time so these are three thousand things absurdists love! Lets GO!

00:00:06.710 --> 00:00:07.600
doll heads.

00:00:07.600 --> 00:00:09.540
releasing seagulls at a wedding

00:00:09.720 --> 00:00:16.430
slicing up eyeballs. HAHAHAHAHA!

00:00:16.430 --> 00:00:18.900
giving people regular names nicknames.

00:00:19.060 --> 00:00:22.970
Hey Seymore!  "Not my name"  that's my best friend Tim.

00:00:22.970 --> 00:00:24.030
Repetition. 

00:00:24.560 --> 00:00:26.500
Doing magic tricks that aren't magic.

00:00:26.680 --> 00:00:30.560
watch the quarter watch the quarter watch the quarter where's it going?

00:00:30.740 --> 00:00:34.630
Wingdings the best way to say I love you.

00:00:34.630 --> 00:00:35.690
Repetition.

00:00:35.690 --> 00:00:40.280
Grunting while doing math

00:00:40.280 --> 00:00:43.640
I both sitting weird

00:00:43.810 --> 00:00:45.760
drive by sandwiching

00:00:45.760 --> 00:00:47.700
hakuna matata

00:00:47.700 --> 00:00:50.350
Asking football players, "how's the water?" 

00:00:50.350 --> 00:00:51.590
pipes in general.

00:00:51.590 --> 00:00:53.880
talking to someone without looking at them

00:00:53.880 --> 00:00:57.770
repetition, with slight variation.

00:00:57.830 --> 00:01:02.010
Children's museums what are they? Their museums to children.

00:01:02.010 --> 00:01:04.310
but there's children everywhere.

00:01:04.310 --> 00:01:05.900
screaming god bless you.

00:01:06.060 --> 00:01:09.960
GOD BLESS YOU!

00:01:10.670 --> 00:01:14.550
Hey logan, how you doing? I f*%$# a statue once

00:01:15.520 --> 00:01:18.090
kissing your own hand instead of the person you're greeting.

00:01:18.090 --> 00:01:21.270
pleasure to meet you.

00:01:21.270 --> 00:01:25.510
 pooping an egg out your mouth

00:01:27.740 --> 00:01:32.040
This isn't my house.

00:01:32.040 --> 00:01:36.350
giving animals titles, Adventure Time, spelling things with hot dogs

00:01:36.350 --> 00:01:39.690
bringing a balloons to a funeral.

00:01:39.690 --> 00:01:45.110
ant hands. Did I say repetition? Yeah, repetitions definitely one.