WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.475 --> 00:00:01.445 - Tim is the worst. 00:00:01.445 --> 00:00:03.216 The other day he like saw me eating my apple 00:00:03.216 --> 00:00:06.235 and he was like, "Oh, you don't cut your apple first?" 00:00:06.235 --> 00:00:08.464 - "Oh, I'm Tim, I don't do any of my own work 00:00:08.464 --> 00:00:10.245 "because I'm a jerk." 00:00:10.245 --> 00:00:12.752 - Yeah, the other day he asked me to like... 00:00:12.752 --> 00:00:13.872 - [Voiceover] Oh God, I shouldn't have 00:00:13.872 --> 00:00:15.013 made fun of Tim like that. 00:00:15.013 --> 00:00:16.357 What if someone in the coffee shop heard me 00:00:16.357 --> 00:00:17.680 and is friends with him? 00:00:17.680 --> 00:00:18.789 What if I get fired because he finds out 00:00:18.789 --> 00:00:20.165 what I said? 00:00:20.165 --> 00:00:22.021 He's probably a good guy once you get to know him. 00:00:22.021 --> 00:00:23.877 I bet he just has a tough time at work. 00:00:23.877 --> 00:00:25.787 - Here's your change, $2.00. 00:00:25.787 --> 00:00:26.832 Have a good day. 00:00:26.832 --> 00:00:27.665 - Awesome, thank you. 00:00:27.665 --> 00:00:28.998 Have a good one. 00:00:30.171 --> 00:00:31.824 - [Voiceover] They gave me the wrong change? 00:00:31.824 --> 00:00:33.093 Should I take it? 00:00:33.093 --> 00:00:34.277 What if I get arrested 00:00:34.277 --> 00:00:35.717 and imprisoned for life? 00:00:35.717 --> 00:00:37.136 All because I decided to take an extra dollar 00:00:37.136 --> 00:00:40.152 from this gentle mom-and-pop shop? 00:00:40.152 --> 00:00:41.253 - No, no. 00:00:41.253 --> 00:00:42.256 You know what, no. 00:00:42.256 --> 00:00:43.109 I'm sorry. 00:00:43.109 --> 00:00:45.339 You gave me three dollars, not two dollars. 00:00:45.339 --> 00:00:46.172 And I was going to take it. 00:00:46.172 --> 00:00:47.005 I was gonna (bleep) take it. 00:00:47.005 --> 00:00:47.838 Here, take this. 00:00:47.838 --> 00:00:48.671 Take it. 00:00:48.671 --> 00:00:49.504 You know what? 00:00:49.504 --> 00:00:50.337 Actually, no. 00:00:50.337 --> 00:00:51.170 You deserve all of my money. 00:00:51.170 --> 00:00:52.003 I'm a terrible person. 00:00:52.003 --> 00:00:53.086 I'm so sorry. 00:00:57.627 --> 00:00:58.715 - [Voiceover] Oh my God. 00:00:58.715 --> 00:01:00.784 I can't believe I did that. 00:01:00.784 --> 00:01:02.459 She's gonna hate me for that. 00:01:02.459 --> 00:01:04.037 Oh God. 00:01:04.037 --> 00:01:05.221 - I am so sorry. 00:01:05.221 --> 00:01:06.597 I don't even know. 00:01:06.597 --> 00:01:07.451 I'm so sorry. 00:01:07.451 --> 00:01:08.451 So so sorry. 00:01:20.741 --> 00:01:22.384 - [Voiceover] Oh God, everyone knows it was me 00:01:22.384 --> 00:01:23.344 who spilled the milk. 00:01:23.344 --> 00:01:25.147 Look at them staring at me. 00:01:25.147 --> 00:01:25.980 - I spilled the milk. 00:01:25.980 --> 00:01:26.939 I did it. 00:01:26.939 --> 00:01:27.941 - How are you today? 00:01:27.941 --> 00:01:29.723 - I'm good, Stephen, how are you? 00:01:29.723 --> 00:01:32.027 - Oh, it's pronounced Ste-phan. 00:01:32.027 --> 00:01:33.349 - Oh my God. 00:01:33.349 --> 00:01:34.341 I'm so sorry. 00:01:34.341 --> 00:01:36.069 Oh that must happen to you all the time 00:01:36.069 --> 00:01:37.136 and I'm adding to that. 00:01:37.136 --> 00:01:39.136 I'm really, truly sorry. 00:01:40.709 --> 00:01:42.544 I'm really sorry about earlier Stephan. 00:01:42.544 --> 00:01:44.794 Got it right that time. Ha! 00:01:46.640 --> 00:01:48.057 I'm really sorry. 00:01:48.891 --> 00:01:50.331 - Hey, Stephan, 00:01:50.331 --> 00:01:51.867 we are closing. 00:01:51.867 --> 00:01:53.840 Why haven't you started cleaning up yet? 00:01:53.840 --> 00:01:55.813 - Oh, this woman dropped some straws 00:01:55.813 --> 00:01:58.757 and she offered to clean the whole place. 00:01:58.757 --> 00:01:59.590 - Hey! 00:01:59.590 --> 00:02:01.477 Sorry again, yeah. 00:02:01.477 --> 00:02:03.056 - Oh. 00:02:03.056 --> 00:02:04.656 Cool. 00:02:04.656 --> 00:02:07.073 (jazz music) 00:02:18.384 --> 00:02:21.115 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 00:02:21.115 --> 00:02:22.115 Sorry sink.