WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:09.562 --> 00:00:11.504 - Weird, it's been 10 minutes 00:00:11.504 --> 00:00:14.750 since Justin said he'd be here in 10 minutes. 00:00:14.750 --> 00:00:16.119 Maybe he's just running late. 00:00:16.119 --> 00:00:19.178 You know, he does that, he loses track of time. 00:00:19.178 --> 00:00:21.439 He does that quite a lot. 00:00:21.439 --> 00:00:24.815 Wait, did he say, be there in 10 or at 10? 00:00:24.815 --> 00:00:27.967 It's eight right now, am I two hours early? 00:00:27.967 --> 00:00:29.847 Or did he mean 10 AM because in that case 00:00:29.847 --> 00:00:32.930 I'm 14 hours early, or 10 hours late. 00:00:34.496 --> 00:00:36.831 No, that's ridiculous, he's coming. 00:00:36.831 --> 00:00:39.155 Unless something bad happened to him. 00:00:39.155 --> 00:00:40.439 What if he choked on a cashew? 00:00:40.439 --> 00:00:42.371 You know that's his favorite nut. 00:00:42.371 --> 00:00:46.987 He probably threw one up in the air, and gosh. 00:00:46.987 --> 00:00:48.819 He was my best friend. 00:00:48.819 --> 00:00:51.617 I'm gonna miss him so, so much. 00:00:51.617 --> 00:00:53.375 Unless he met someone and fell in love. 00:00:53.375 --> 00:00:54.918 In that case, good for you. 00:00:54.918 --> 00:00:56.916 Maybe you just forgot about your good old best friend, 00:00:56.916 --> 00:00:59.007 'cause you're spending too much time being in love. 00:00:59.007 --> 00:01:01.466 Maybe he just booked tickets to take his new lover 00:01:01.466 --> 00:01:04.191 to a sexy get away to Havana, Cuba. 00:01:04.191 --> 00:01:06.312 He knows that I've been wanting to go to Havana 00:01:06.312 --> 00:01:09.765 ever since we both watched Dirty Dancing Two, Havana Nights. 00:01:09.765 --> 00:01:12.044 Or maybe this is The Truman Show. 00:01:12.044 --> 00:01:15.227 You know the 1998 cult classic about Jim Carey 00:01:15.227 --> 00:01:18.575 being the star of a reality show without even knowing it? 00:01:18.575 --> 00:01:21.074 Living a life of lies where everyone surrounded around him 00:01:21.074 --> 00:01:22.074 is an actor? 00:01:23.063 --> 00:01:24.736 Justin's probably late because he's too busy 00:01:24.736 --> 00:01:26.324 practicing his lines. 00:01:26.324 --> 00:01:27.490 - I'm your friend. 00:01:27.490 --> 00:01:28.920 Zack, I'm your friend. 00:01:28.920 --> 00:01:30.302 - I mean look at the people here in this bar. 00:01:30.302 --> 00:01:31.707 Look at this bartender. 00:01:31.707 --> 00:01:33.202 She's not real. 00:01:33.202 --> 00:01:35.011 She's completely doing everything wrong. 00:01:35.011 --> 00:01:36.411 She's totally an actress. 00:01:36.411 --> 00:01:39.638 Hey, I'm onto you, I know you're an actor. 00:01:39.638 --> 00:01:42.305 - Uh, so is everyone else in LA. 00:01:43.776 --> 00:01:44.609 - You're right. 00:01:44.609 --> 00:01:46.136 Or maybe he has short term memory loss 00:01:46.136 --> 00:01:47.469 and he's been trying to hide it from me 00:01:47.469 --> 00:01:48.923 for the past couple of years. 00:01:48.923 --> 00:01:51.934 Every 20 minutes he has to look at a series of pictures 00:01:51.934 --> 00:01:55.651 with titles on them to remind him who his real friends are. 00:01:55.651 --> 00:01:57.717 Maybe he lost the picture with me on it, 00:01:57.717 --> 00:02:00.467 and now I'm just a nobody to him. 00:02:02.315 --> 00:02:05.291 (cell phone alerts) 00:02:05.291 --> 00:02:07.030 Oh, traffic, traffic of course. 00:02:07.030 --> 00:02:08.739 He's in traffic. 00:02:08.739 --> 00:02:10.228 My friend's in traffic, I'm not here alone. 00:02:10.228 --> 00:02:11.783 Don't worry, he's in traffic. 00:02:11.783 --> 00:02:13.107 How's the whole acting thing going? 00:02:13.107 --> 00:02:13.940 Good?