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- My cousin was wearing this hat

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that made him look like
three years older than me,

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and I'm actually the younger
cousin, so it makes...

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(rock music)

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(coughing)

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- I can't believe my girlfriend dumped me.

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- You probably weren't
a really good boyfriend.

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But now that you're single,
you and I can go sex it up.

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(rock music)