(cackling laughter)
- Witch.
Man witch.
Also known as a warlock.
You could say it was popular in 1930,
but baby, witches don't go out of style.
'Cause witches is bitches.
(singing) Hail Satan!
Hail Satan.
The Prince of Darkness,
Beelzebub, Satan, The Devil.
Who's the most badass of all the beasts?
It's gotta be Satan.
Going to the moon, bitches.
I'm Matt Damon's stunt double from 'The Martian'.
This was famous in the 60s.
'Cause the 60s is when we went to the moon.
John F. Kennedy spearheaded the NASA effort.
And I was born in the 60s.
69.
Sir Arthur Fonzarelli,
played by Henry Winkler in the 70s.
He could broken machinery with a little pow.
Henry Winkler was voted sexiest man alive in 1978.
Because of what?
'Happy Days'.
Ay.
It's really exhausting doing Pee-Wee, I've noticed.
He's got three gears.
There's the weird giggle.
(giggles)
Then you got the kids,
kinda really, really proud of his thing.
And he's got a thing and no one can even touch it.
'Cause he's the best in the world.
And then he's got the other thing where he's like,
(nonsense noises)
Where have you gone Pee-Wee?
Ninja.
Impossible to detect.
He hides in the shadows.
He is one with his surroundings.
(swishing noises)
I'm a ninja.
(sings)
You know what I'm missing
are those disgusting teeth.
Does anybody have some gross teeth?
It would really put the finishing touch on this costume.
Are those used?
Let's make shagadelic sex in my bed.
So, I've never seen the show 'Jersey Shore',
but I think they are kinda like this,
I'll go down to the beach and the shore.
I'm gonna go get some drinks
and make love to ladies and
Snooki get over here.
I know Snooki.
Snooki!
(upbeat music)
(singing) Hail Satan!
Hail Satan.