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(cackling laughter)

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- Witch.

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Man witch.

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Also known as a warlock.

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You could say it was popular in 1930,

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but baby, witches don't go out of style.

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'Cause witches is bitches.

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(singing) Hail Satan!

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Hail Satan.

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The Prince of Darkness,

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Beelzebub, Satan, The Devil.

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Who's the most badass of all the beasts?

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It's gotta be Satan.

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Going to the moon, bitches.

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I'm Matt Damon's stunt
double from 'The Martian'.

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This was famous in the 60s.

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'Cause the 60s is when
we went to the moon.

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John F. Kennedy spearheaded
the NASA effort.

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And I was born in the 60s.

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69.

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Sir Arthur Fonzarelli,

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played by Henry Winkler in the 70s.

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He could broken machinery
with a little pow.

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Henry Winkler was voted
sexiest man alive in 1978.

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Because of what?

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'Happy Days'.

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Ay.

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It's really exhausting
doing Pee-Wee, I've noticed.

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He's got three gears.

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There's the weird giggle.

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(giggles)

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Then you got the kids,

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kinda really, really proud of his thing.

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And he's got a thing and
no one can even touch it.

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'Cause he's the best in the world.

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And then he's got the other
thing where he's like,

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(nonsense noises)

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Where have you gone Pee-Wee?

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Ninja.

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Impossible to detect.

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He hides in the shadows.

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He is one with his surroundings.

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(swishing noises)

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I'm a ninja.

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(sings)

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You know what I'm missing

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are those disgusting teeth.

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Does anybody have some gross teeth?

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It would really put the
finishing touch on this costume.

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Are those used?

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Let's make shagadelic sex in my bed.

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So, I've never seen the
show 'Jersey Shore',

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but I think they are kinda like this,

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I'll go down to the beach and the shore.

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I'm gonna go get some drinks

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and make love to ladies and

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Snooki get over here.

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I know Snooki.

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Snooki!

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Snooki!

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(upbeat music)

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(singing) Hail Satan!

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Hail Satan.