WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.035 --> 00:00:01.194 - One star. 00:00:01.194 --> 00:00:02.334 Food here sucks. 00:00:02.334 --> 00:00:03.657 Line way too long. 00:00:03.657 --> 00:00:07.535 (laughter) 00:00:07.535 --> 00:00:09.458 So that was his review of the Great Wall of China. 00:00:09.458 --> 00:00:10.638 - Oh my God. 00:00:13.611 --> 00:00:15.201 - [Heben] Hi everyone, I'm Heben. 00:00:15.201 --> 00:00:15.933 - [Tracy] I'm Tracy. 00:00:15.933 --> 00:00:18.481 - [Heben] And welcome to Another Round with Heben and Tracy. 00:00:20.089 --> 00:00:21.668 "Is This Real Life?" is a segment where 00:00:21.668 --> 00:00:24.177 we question reality collectively. 00:00:24.177 --> 00:00:26.098 It is for situations where you're like, 00:00:26.098 --> 00:00:27.457 "Did I read that right? 00:00:27.457 --> 00:00:29.559 "Am I in the correct universe? 00:00:29.559 --> 00:00:31.057 "The right timeline?" 00:00:31.057 --> 00:00:33.634 Randomly, I was googling the Great Wall of China 00:00:33.634 --> 00:00:34.679 because I was amazed by it. 00:00:34.679 --> 00:00:35.692 - Everyone does. 00:00:35.692 --> 00:00:36.548 Yep, it's a big ass wall. 00:00:36.548 --> 00:00:37.433 - And I was just like, 00:00:37.433 --> 00:00:39.179 "I don't really know that much about it, what's goin' on?" 00:00:39.179 --> 00:00:40.406 And I noticed, 00:00:40.406 --> 00:00:43.226 it says 1,897 reviews, 00:00:43.226 --> 00:00:45.418 average 4.4. 00:00:45.418 --> 00:00:46.335 (laughter) 00:00:46.335 --> 00:00:47.893 So I was like, "What do you mean?" 00:00:47.893 --> 00:00:48.857 - You can rate and review... 00:00:48.857 --> 00:00:50.950 - Who rated the Great Wall of China? 00:00:50.950 --> 00:00:52.890 So, the small description Google gives is 00:00:52.890 --> 00:00:54.550 "Ancient world wonder that winds 00:00:54.550 --> 00:00:57.209 "for more than 5,000 miles across China 00:00:57.209 --> 00:00:58.984 "with towers and walkways." 00:00:58.984 --> 00:00:59.889 - Sounds amazing. 00:00:59.889 --> 00:01:01.985 - Yeah, ancient world wonder, I'm in already. 00:01:01.985 --> 00:01:03.137 (superficially clears her throat) 00:01:03.137 --> 00:01:04.937 Lemme just review a snippet of some of these reviews. 00:01:04.937 --> 00:01:05.674 (laughter) 00:01:05.674 --> 00:01:06.532 Three stars. 00:01:06.532 --> 00:01:09.573 My child almost fell over some stupid people running, 00:01:09.573 --> 00:01:11.328 so I wouldn't recommend the Great Wall. 00:01:11.328 --> 00:01:13.626 (laughter) 00:01:13.626 --> 00:01:15.623 Dot dot dot, but the food was awesome. 00:01:15.623 --> 00:01:16.668 Smiley face. 00:01:16.668 --> 00:01:17.893 - What!? 00:01:17.893 --> 00:01:20.279 - It was okay, but the walking, dot dot dot 00:01:20.279 --> 00:01:21.094 Eww. 00:01:21.094 --> 00:01:22.940 (laughter) 00:01:22.940 --> 00:01:24.779 - None of this is the Great Wall of China's fault. 00:01:24.779 --> 00:01:26.340 - So she got to the Great Wall and was like, 00:01:26.340 --> 00:01:27.612 "You know what, I'm walking too much. 00:01:27.612 --> 00:01:29.945 "I did not anticipate this Great Wall 00:01:29.945 --> 00:01:30.880 "including this many steps." 00:01:30.880 --> 00:01:32.644 - This 5,000 plus mile-long walk. 00:01:32.644 --> 00:01:33.806 - One star. 00:01:33.806 --> 00:01:37.467 I had a, all caps, amazing time in China. 00:01:37.467 --> 00:01:40.277 The Great Wall of China was my favorite thing that I saw. 00:01:40.277 --> 00:01:40.998 Awesome! 00:01:40.998 --> 00:01:42.625 All caps, food was awful. 00:01:42.625 --> 00:01:45.253 (laughter) 00:01:45.253 --> 00:01:47.052 The view was terrible 00:01:47.052 --> 00:01:48.527 and I almost fell off. 00:01:48.527 --> 00:01:49.892 Plot twist, huh? 00:01:49.892 --> 00:01:51.848 (laughter) 00:01:51.848 --> 00:01:53.067 - Like, none of this is the fault... 00:01:53.067 --> 00:01:55.473 - He wrote out plot twist, though, I did not add that, 00:01:55.473 --> 00:01:56.191 for the record. 00:01:56.191 --> 00:01:57.735 Overall, I would rate it one out of five 00:01:57.735 --> 00:01:58.652 That is 20%. 00:01:58.652 --> 00:01:59.892 I am a math major. 00:01:59.892 --> 00:02:01.674 (laughter) 00:02:01.674 --> 00:02:02.654 Two stars. 00:02:02.654 --> 00:02:04.334 The Great Wall of China is too damaged. 00:02:04.334 --> 00:02:05.773 When it's fixed I will come again. 00:02:05.773 --> 00:02:08.340 (laughter) 00:02:08.340 --> 00:02:10.092 He was not impressed. 00:02:10.092 --> 00:02:11.379 He's like, "Fix this shit." 00:02:11.379 --> 00:02:12.324 Two stars. 00:02:12.324 --> 00:02:13.218 It was okay. 00:02:13.218 --> 00:02:15.424 The service was terrible and the walk was a bit rocky 00:02:15.424 --> 00:02:17.025 and too long for my liking. 00:02:17.025 --> 00:02:19.557 Some good sites, but the staff was rude 00:02:19.557 --> 00:02:20.939 and didn't speak English. 00:02:20.939 --> 00:02:23.469 - Oh my God, how dare they not speak English. 00:02:23.469 --> 00:02:26.031 - Also, he spelt "too" wrong in this review. 00:02:26.031 --> 00:02:27.985 Sir, you barely speak English. 00:02:27.985 --> 00:02:29.088 Five stars. 00:02:29.088 --> 00:02:31.027 A real place to go when your waiting for your husband 00:02:31.027 --> 00:02:32.792 to finish up his Active rehab. 00:02:32.792 --> 00:02:34.150 (laughter) 00:02:34.150 --> 00:02:35.478 - What? 00:02:36.458 --> 00:02:38.705 - I went to look to her profile to see if there was more, 00:02:38.705 --> 00:02:39.647 but there wasn't. 00:02:39.647 --> 00:02:41.038 I'm so curious about her life. 00:02:41.038 --> 00:02:42.109 - She was goin' through some stuff. 00:02:42.109 --> 00:02:43.085 - They were goin' through it. 00:02:43.085 --> 00:02:44.430 She's like, "Ya know what? Lemme hit up 00:02:44.430 --> 00:02:45.437 " the Great Wall, though." 00:02:45.437 --> 00:02:47.997 "This will help me get solace at this time." 00:02:47.997 --> 00:02:49.024 One star. 00:02:49.024 --> 00:02:50.677 Why is there opening times? 00:02:50.677 --> 00:02:52.093 It's a wall! 00:02:52.093 --> 00:02:53.394 (laughter) 00:02:53.394 --> 00:02:55.518 - Yeah, that's a good question, though. 00:02:55.518 --> 00:02:56.691 How you gonna close a wall? 00:02:56.831 --> 00:02:58.177 How you gonna close a wall? 00:02:58.177 --> 00:02:59.860 (laughter) 00:02:59.860 --> 00:03:01.261 - And that concludes, "Is This Real Life?" 00:03:01.261 --> 00:03:02.101 - Oh my gosh. 00:03:02.101 --> 00:03:03.866 I would love to hear you just read reviews 00:03:03.866 --> 00:03:05.223 of historical landmarks. 00:03:05.223 --> 00:03:06.384 For like, hours. 00:03:06.384 --> 00:03:07.627 - Oh man, Tracy. 00:03:07.627 --> 00:03:09.228 This is gonna be a never ending segment. 00:03:09.228 --> 00:03:10.250 I have so many of these. 00:03:10.250 --> 00:03:12.114 - I'm both excited and really sad.