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- Nuh uh, uh, uh, uh.

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Girl, where are your pants?

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- [Girl] It's a dress.
- Nuh uh, nope.

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Not today. Absolutely not.

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You are half naked.

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- Are you?
- [Mom] Go, am I serious?

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Yes.

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(vaudeville music)

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Go back in there

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and change.
- [Daughter] Mom!

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- Sorry, that's not gonna work.

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- [Daughter] God, I'm gonna be late.

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- No, I don't care if
you're gonna be late.

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Go back in that room and change.

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Not today, honey.
- [Daughter] God.

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- I don't know what you think this is.

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Well who do you think you're talkin' to?

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Do I look like one of your friends?

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Do you think I'm just made of money?

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Do you hear me talkin' to you?

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- I didn't think you
were actually talk to m--

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- Oh, you're,

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now you're gettin' smart with me.

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Oh, you are trying me today,

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wearing those stockin' pants.

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Got your butt all hangin' out.

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I don't think so.

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- Are you serious?

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- [Mom] Yes, I'm serious.
- Like, I just--

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- [Mom] Go, go back in
that room and go change.

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Not today, honey.

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Nuh uh, not today.

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(rap music)

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- Hold up, I like that song.
- [Mom] Well,

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you can start choosin' songs

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once you start payin' for some gas,

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okay?

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Now get your foot off of my dashboard.

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- Oh my God.

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- I left your mail on the table.

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- Okay.

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(folky music)

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Let's see.

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Mom, really?

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- Too busy to answer my calls, huh?

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- No, Mom.

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- So who were you talkin' to?

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It better not be no boy.

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Daysha.

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Dasha.

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- Yeah, yeah Mom?

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- Can you get the chicken
out the freezer for me?

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That's what we're gonna
have for dinner tonight.

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- But you're right here.

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- Are you gettin' smart with me?

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- No.

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- Ain't nobody payin' for no cell phone

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so you can talk to no boys.

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You can start missin' my calls

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when you start payin' some bills.

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- So I really want you

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to meet my friend Taylor.
- [Mom] Okay.

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- Don't "Taylor Rebecca Smith" me, Mom.

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Just shut up.

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Just shut the (beep) up.

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- Is that your friend?

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- No.

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God, I would never be friends

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with someone who talks
to their Mom like that.

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- [Mom] Okay...
- Don't let her see you,

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but let, I don't know her.

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- Are you, no, no, no.

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You must think I'm stupid.

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Does your sister think I'm crazy?

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I know you were at that boy's house.

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(laughs)
I know you were at that,

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are you laughin' about somethin'?

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'Cause I got somethin' for you too,

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you just hold on for a minute.

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Where are you?

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It's gonna be you on there one day.

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- Thanks, Mom.

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- Of course, baby, I love you.

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- I love you too.

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- Kay.

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(vaudeville music)