WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.115 --> 00:00:01.856 - Hey, do you wanna go down to the beach 00:00:01.856 --> 00:00:03.516 and we'll both roller skate 00:00:03.516 --> 00:00:04.596 with a rope in between us 00:00:04.596 --> 00:00:06.570 until we get so much centrifugal force 00:00:06.570 --> 00:00:08.369 that we fly into billboards? 00:00:08.369 --> 00:00:10.493 - Yeah, but can I do, like, a sweet grind, first? 00:00:10.493 --> 00:00:11.887 - Of course you can! 00:00:11.887 --> 00:00:14.957 But if any humans come, run. 00:00:16.728 --> 00:00:18.829 Gushers commercials, where all the kids' heads 00:00:18.829 --> 00:00:20.245 turned into fruit. - Turned into fruit 00:00:20.245 --> 00:00:21.127 and they exploded. 00:00:21.127 --> 00:00:22.114 No one was concerned! 00:00:22.114 --> 00:00:23.171 - Nobody died. - No one was concerned. 00:00:23.171 --> 00:00:24.506 - Nobody died. 00:00:25.796 --> 00:00:26.849 - [Voiceover] Making funny faces was 00:00:26.849 --> 00:00:28.648 such a big deal back then. 00:00:28.648 --> 00:00:29.507 (sucking noises) 00:00:29.507 --> 00:00:30.413 Hate the man? 00:00:30.413 --> 00:00:31.515 Make funny faces. 00:00:31.515 --> 00:00:33.048 The man hates funny faces. 00:00:33.048 --> 00:00:34.429 - This Pop Tart spinning through 00:00:34.429 --> 00:00:36.612 the vacuum of space is incredible. 00:00:36.612 --> 00:00:38.365 - What is this part where a plane 00:00:38.365 --> 00:00:39.932 flies around an apple? 00:00:39.932 --> 00:00:41.627 - It's part of a well-balanced breakfast. 00:00:41.627 --> 00:00:42.474 - What are you talking about? 00:00:42.474 --> 00:00:44.215 I never eat airplanes for breakfast. 00:00:44.215 --> 00:00:46.015 - This is the girl from The O.C. as a kid. 00:00:46.015 --> 00:00:47.385 - That's not Misha Barton, no way. 00:00:47.385 --> 00:00:50.862 - That's totally Misha Barton! (laughing) 00:00:52.029 --> 00:00:54.013 - Plain daylight, no one's at the beach? 00:00:54.013 --> 00:00:55.790 Hard to believe, Capri Sun. 00:00:55.790 --> 00:00:56.905 - See, it's like Alex Mack! 00:00:56.905 --> 00:00:58.274 - Boom, straight into the billboard. 00:00:58.274 --> 00:01:00.167 Walking through a fence - That was pretty cool. 00:01:00.167 --> 00:01:02.773 - Was like the coolest thing you could ever do. 00:01:04.830 --> 00:01:06.192 - Oh my God! 00:01:06.192 --> 00:01:08.270 - No (silly noises) 00:01:08.270 --> 00:01:09.616 - He is a demon! 00:01:09.616 --> 00:01:10.766 - Parents were so nervous that kids 00:01:10.766 --> 00:01:12.890 were just having sex and doing drugs, 00:01:12.890 --> 00:01:13.865 but these kids were just like, 00:01:13.865 --> 00:01:15.235 I'm hungry for cereal! 00:01:15.235 --> 00:01:16.453 - Kids dressed so cool back then. 00:01:16.453 --> 00:01:17.870 They always had, like, a bike helmet on 00:01:17.870 --> 00:01:18.811 for no reason. 00:01:18.811 --> 00:01:20.772 - This kid is dressed like the Fresh Prince of Bel Air. 00:01:20.772 --> 00:01:22.014 - I still think he's cute. 00:01:22.014 --> 00:01:23.025 I kind of love him. 00:01:23.025 --> 00:01:25.892 - He's not not cute, but he's also terrifying. 00:01:25.892 --> 00:01:27.587 - I love how they always add, like, the toast 00:01:27.587 --> 00:01:29.212 with the one thing of butter. 00:01:29.212 --> 00:01:30.547 And milk and orange juice. 00:01:30.547 --> 00:01:32.759 Come on, Mom! 00:01:34.053 --> 00:01:36.293 - Raccoon looking for food in the winter. 00:01:36.293 --> 00:01:37.629 - Wait, is that? 00:01:37.629 --> 00:01:38.891 - No, no! 00:01:38.891 --> 00:01:40.655 - It's gonna be a snowboard, you idiot! 00:01:40.655 --> 00:01:41.990 (laughing) 00:01:41.990 --> 00:01:42.976 - Oh my God. 00:01:42.976 --> 00:01:44.150 - Oh my God! 00:01:44.150 --> 00:01:45.728 - Bam. Animal cruelty. 00:01:45.728 --> 00:01:47.794 - What's that movie, with Arnold Schwarzenegger, 00:01:47.794 --> 00:01:49.385 when his eyes burst out of his head? 00:01:49.385 --> 00:01:50.515 - Twins. 00:01:50.515 --> 00:01:51.515 - No. 00:01:51.515 --> 00:01:53.245 - [Man] Stupid idea. [Woman] His outfit is amazing! 00:01:53.245 --> 00:01:55.462 - Aw, man, that's what rad dudes looked like. 00:01:55.462 --> 00:01:58.858 - I wanna be a rad dude. 00:01:59.781 --> 00:02:02.544 - When I think about why I loved the '90s so much, 00:02:02.544 --> 00:02:04.424 I just think about watching TV. 00:02:04.424 --> 00:02:06.781 - I think these commercials promoted the fact 00:02:06.781 --> 00:02:08.464 that it's super cool to be a kid. 00:02:08.464 --> 00:02:10.426 - I definitely got enough of a nostalgia dose 00:02:10.426 --> 00:02:11.946 just watching these. 00:02:11.946 --> 00:02:13.561 - Kids like goofy bull (beep) and I know it. 00:02:13.561 --> 00:02:14.326 And it's cool. 00:02:14.326 --> 00:02:16.625 Goofy bull (beep) is great. 00:02:16.625 --> 00:02:20.386 (funky music) 00:02:20.386 --> 00:02:21.641 - I'm big in goofy bull (shit), 00:02:21.641 --> 00:02:23.196 but I just don't buy it as much anymore. 00:02:23.196 --> 00:02:24.057 I make it now.