WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.151 --> 00:00:01.630 - This is a Christmas song we wrote-- 00:00:01.630 --> 00:00:05.721 - For people you can't normally share Christmas songs with. 00:00:05.831 --> 00:00:07.870 ♫ Maybe you and I 00:00:07.870 --> 00:00:10.170 ♫ Haven't seen eye to eye 00:00:10.170 --> 00:00:13.851 ♫ On many things this year 00:00:13.851 --> 00:00:16.490 ♫ We've had our share of spites 00:00:16.490 --> 00:00:19.071 ♫ Plenty of Facebook fights 00:00:19.071 --> 00:00:23.331 ♫ And I generally don't want you near 00:00:23.331 --> 00:00:26.111 ♫ But when it's holiday time 00:00:26.111 --> 00:00:29.531 ♫ And the bells start to chime 00:00:29.531 --> 00:00:34.531 ♫ And I think about what you say 00:00:34.551 --> 00:00:38.251 ♫ I force a smile on my face 00:00:38.251 --> 00:00:41.131 ♫ And a skip in my pace 00:00:41.131 --> 00:00:46.131 ♫ And wish you a Merry Christmas day 00:00:49.570 --> 00:00:53.510 ♫ Merry Christmas to all my haters 00:00:53.510 --> 00:00:57.511 ♫ Merry Christmas 00:00:57.511 --> 00:00:59.470 ♫ Though you might hate me 00:00:59.470 --> 00:01:01.391 ♫ Online berate me 00:01:01.391 --> 00:01:04.711 ♫ I hope you see Saint Nick at your tree 00:01:04.711 --> 00:01:08.491 ♫ Merry Christmas to all my haters 00:01:08.491 --> 00:01:12.171 ♫ Merry Christmas 00:01:12.171 --> 00:01:14.191 ♫ Let's have a truce 00:01:14.191 --> 00:01:15.971 ♫ Around the Christmas spruce 00:01:15.971 --> 00:01:20.231 ♫ Then we can get back to our normal fuck yous 00:01:20.231 --> 00:01:22.011 ♫ No we're not quite 00:01:22.011 --> 00:01:23.870 ♫ The best of friends 00:01:23.870 --> 00:01:27.191 ♫ You say you hate to look at my face 00:01:27.191 --> 00:01:29.050 ♫ And most times of the year 00:01:29.050 --> 00:01:31.171 ♫ I'm glad to disappear 00:01:31.171 --> 00:01:34.770 ♫ When you and I are in the same place 00:01:34.770 --> 00:01:36.631 ♫ But when Christmas is in town 00:01:36.631 --> 00:01:38.690 ♫ I hope Santa comes 'round 00:01:38.690 --> 00:01:42.471 ♫ And turns that frown upside down 00:01:42.471 --> 00:01:44.231 ♫ I hope friends gather near 00:01:44.231 --> 00:01:46.311 ♫ And drink gingerbread beer 00:01:46.311 --> 00:01:49.411 ♫ And laugh while naming all those reindeer 00:01:49.411 --> 00:01:53.650 ♫ merry Christmas to all my haters 00:01:53.650 --> 00:01:57.411 ♫ Merry Christmas 00:01:57.411 --> 00:01:59.771 ♫ Though you might hate me 00:01:59.771 --> 00:02:01.650 ♫ Online berate me 00:02:01.650 --> 00:02:04.631 ♫ I hope you see Saint Nick at your tree 00:02:04.631 --> 00:02:08.690 ♫ Merry Christmas to all my haters 00:02:08.690 --> 00:02:12.631 ♫ Merry Christmas 00:02:12.631 --> 00:02:14.350 ♫ Let's have a truce 00:02:14.350 --> 00:02:16.231 ♫ Around the Christmas spruce 00:02:16.231 --> 00:02:20.151 ♫ Then we can get back to our normal fuck yous 00:02:20.151 --> 00:02:22.051 ♫ And I say this although 00:02:22.051 --> 00:02:24.151 ♫ Once it's tomorrow 00:02:24.151 --> 00:02:27.531 ♫ I know you'll make me feel really sick 00:02:27.531 --> 00:02:29.331 ♫ While I try to stay strong 00:02:29.331 --> 00:02:31.451 ♫ Se we can get along 00:02:31.451 --> 00:02:35.090 ♫ You've always been a dick 00:02:35.090 --> 00:02:36.590 ♫ Someday soon 00:02:36.590 --> 00:02:38.391 ♫ I hope you'll move to the moon 00:02:38.391 --> 00:02:42.070 ♫ And stay there the rest of your days 00:02:42.070 --> 00:02:44.751 ♫ And while normally I'd be in your face 00:02:44.751 --> 00:02:49.191 ♫ I bite my tongue and say 00:02:49.191 --> 00:02:54.111 ♫ Merry Christmas to all my haters 00:02:54.111 --> 00:02:58.711 ♫ Merry Christmas 00:02:58.711 --> 00:03:00.690 ♫ Though you might hate me 00:03:00.690 --> 00:03:02.551 ♫ Online berate me 00:03:02.551 --> 00:03:04.990 ♫ I hope you see Saint Nick at your tree 00:03:04.990 --> 00:03:06.331 (yelling) 00:03:06.331 --> 00:03:07.650 ♫ Merry Christmas 00:03:07.650 --> 00:03:09.490 ♫ To all my haters 00:03:09.490 --> 00:03:11.531 ♫ Merry Christmas 00:03:11.531 --> 00:03:13.451 (yelling) 00:03:13.451 --> 00:03:14.970 ♫ Let's have a truce 00:03:14.970 --> 00:03:16.991 ♫ Around the Christmas spruce 00:03:16.991 --> 00:03:20.570 ♫ Then we can get back to our normal fuck yous 00:03:20.570 --> 00:03:24.271 ♫ Then we can get back to our normal fuck yous 00:03:24.271 --> 00:03:26.170 ♫ Then we can get back 00:03:26.170 --> 00:03:27.830 ♫ To our normal 00:03:27.830 --> 00:03:32.170 ♫ Fuck yous ♫ 00:03:32.170 --> 00:03:33.811 - Merry Christmas (speaking gibberish) 00:03:33.811 --> 00:03:36.631 - Merry Christmas, have some fruit cake. 00:03:36.631 --> 00:03:39.031 - [Voiceover] Please, please, come in. 00:03:39.031 --> 00:03:40.270 - [Voiceover] Have some fruit cake. 00:03:40.270 --> 00:03:41.131 - Please come in. 00:03:41.131 --> 00:03:43.010 Great to see you. - Step under the mistletoe. 00:03:43.010 --> 00:03:44.591 - Great to see you, great to see you. 00:03:44.591 --> 00:03:45.631 Mmhmm. 00:03:45.631 --> 00:03:47.590 - Asshole.