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- Are there any form
of protective measures

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one could take before kissing a frog?

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- There's two.

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One is, don't kiss the frog.

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The other one is

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dental dams?

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(classical music)

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- I'm a princess of Iran.

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- I'm a princess from a small area

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in the Northern part of India.

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- There's still a beauty
to having that history

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behind the tale of being a princess.

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- Disney kind of makes
it seem that princesses

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have to look a certain way.

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They don't really do much.

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They sit at home and be beautiful.

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I work like three jobs, I'm a hustler.

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- I'm not really big on
reptiles or slimy animals.

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- I actually love all animals.

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I had two rats in college.

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I had a pet rooster named Bob.

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- It has never occurred to me,

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as a princess, to kiss a frog.

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- The frog might like lick my whole face.

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I don't know.

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- I'm ready to go for it.

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- Yes, let's do it.

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- This is Bruce the American Bullfrog.

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He's a male.

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He's got large eardrums.

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I don't think anyone should kiss a frog.

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There's always a chance, being a frog,

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that it's got salmonella.

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And in all the rivers in
California, there's giardia.

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- I'll take the risk.

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- All right , I'll just take the chance.

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I'll take the chance.

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- Yeah, you'll be fine.

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That's Bruce.
(princess gasps)

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- Oh my god, oh my god!

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- Oh my god it is so big!

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- What's all the stuff in him?

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It's so jiggly and jelly.

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- That's called guts.

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- Oh, these are all guts right here?

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- Yeah, he's a bit fat, but
we don't talk about that.

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- He's in shape, everyone.

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Do I hold him?

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- Yeah, you can put both
hands together like that

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and I'm gonna place him in your hand.

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- Hiya, Bruce!

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- Oh my god, he's so cute.

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- He's all yours.

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And on the count of three, lay one on him.

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- Is he gonna jump in my face?

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- God, I hope not.

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- It's just staring at me.

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- I know, he'll do that.

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- This is really weird.

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- I know.

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Do it, do it!

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- I'm freaking out now!

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Hold on.
(shrieks)

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- As punishment, if you don't
kiss a frog on the lips,

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we turn him around.

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- Oh my god.

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- Yeah, you don't wanna do that.

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(princess kisses)

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He's just happy there, look.

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Big smack, there we are.

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(princess laughs)

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May I have another?
- [Princess] One more?

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(princess kisses)

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- You can hear him, "Er."

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- It was sticky, a little sticky.

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And wet, and slimy.

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- It's weird because his throat

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keeps moving up and down.

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- Oh, he winked at me!

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- [Jules] Oh, he did.

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That means, he wants your phone number.

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- That was an extremely
strange experience.

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- Well, my ex-boyfriend
did not kiss like that,

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but he was very shy and
motionless, just like Bruce,

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so it's kind of the same thing.

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- The frog was bigger than
I thought it would be.

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And there were just some features,

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that I just, I didn't
realize they look like that.

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- So I thought it was
gonna stick its tongue out

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and go for the make-out, you know,

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and be like that wild
child, but he really wasn't.

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- It's cool to say,
you got to kiss a frog.

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How many people can say that, honestly.

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("England Countdown")

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- Oh he's got big leg muscles.

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- Yeah, and he does ballet too.

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And one, and two, and one, and two.

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- Oh, you're so talented.

