WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.252 --> 00:00:02.754 - This is like the best moment, ever. 00:00:02.754 --> 00:00:03.755 (laughing) 00:00:03.755 --> 00:00:07.758 ("Carol of the Bells") 00:00:07.758 --> 00:00:10.428 - I'm nervous to sit on Santa's lap. 00:00:10.428 --> 00:00:12.388 I don't know what if my butt feels weird 00:00:12.388 --> 00:00:13.890 and he calls me out on it? 00:00:13.890 --> 00:00:14.766 He's like, "You have a weird butt. 00:00:14.766 --> 00:00:15.684 "Get off me." 00:00:15.684 --> 00:00:17.144 - You know how everyone be going to the malls 00:00:17.144 --> 00:00:18.645 with their families during the holiday 00:00:18.645 --> 00:00:21.189 and you know, I always wanted to do that 00:00:21.189 --> 00:00:22.482 and I never got the chance to. 00:00:22.482 --> 00:00:24.317 - I would go to malls all the time with my grandmother 00:00:24.317 --> 00:00:25.360 and she's Israeli and she'd be like, 00:00:25.360 --> 00:00:27.822 "Why do you want to sit on a man's lap like that?" 00:00:27.822 --> 00:00:29.573 - You know be on like some intimate level 00:00:29.573 --> 00:00:31.074 and just like this is what I want. 00:00:31.074 --> 00:00:32.649 This is what I really, really want, 00:00:32.649 --> 00:00:33.493 and somebody can be like, 00:00:33.493 --> 00:00:34.619 "Yes, it's gonna happen. 00:00:34.619 --> 00:00:35.985 " I'm gonna make it happen for you." 00:00:35.985 --> 00:00:38.581 Is sounds wonderful. 00:00:38.581 --> 00:00:40.876 My heart is just pitter pattering. 00:00:40.876 --> 00:00:42.960 - [Santa] Ho, ho, ho, ho, (laughing) 00:00:42.960 --> 00:00:43.795 - Can I get on? 00:00:43.795 --> 00:00:44.827 - [Santa] Oh, my goodness. 00:00:44.827 --> 00:00:46.798 - [Santa] Hello. - [Girl] Whee. 00:00:46.798 --> 00:00:48.425 Oh you're so-- 00:00:48.425 --> 00:00:49.968 Oh our hearts are colliding. 00:00:49.968 --> 00:00:52.053 I feel like we're one. 00:00:52.053 --> 00:00:53.388 - I have a lot of respect for you 00:00:53.388 --> 00:00:55.306 and the utmost admiration. 00:00:55.306 --> 00:00:56.515 - [Santa] Really? - [Man] Yeah. 00:00:56.515 --> 00:00:58.059 - Well, I'm interested to hear-- 00:00:58.059 --> 00:00:59.019 - I think what you do is very good. 00:00:59.019 --> 00:01:00.729 - Well, let's just put you right down here. 00:01:00.729 --> 00:01:02.480 There we are. 00:01:02.480 --> 00:01:04.858 Oh, oh, I love it. 00:01:04.858 --> 00:01:06.442 Yeah, this is perfect. 00:01:06.442 --> 00:01:07.652 - This is nice. 00:01:07.652 --> 00:01:09.070 I could get used to this. 00:01:09.070 --> 00:01:09.727 (laughing) 00:01:09.727 --> 00:01:12.480 - Hi, how are you? 00:01:12.480 --> 00:01:14.650 - I'm jolly, you know me. 00:01:14.650 --> 00:01:16.827 - Yeah, I've heard you're jolly. 00:01:16.827 --> 00:01:18.120 - Yes, you have. 00:01:18.120 --> 00:01:18.497 - Okay. 00:01:18.497 --> 00:01:19.321 - I've been doing this for a while now. 00:01:19.321 --> 00:01:20.614 - All right, wow. 00:01:20.614 --> 00:01:21.739 This a first. 00:01:21.739 --> 00:01:22.668 I like this. 00:01:22.668 --> 00:01:23.824 This is-- 00:01:23.824 --> 00:01:25.577 - There's a little bit of magic, right? 00:01:25.577 --> 00:01:26.661 - Yeah, absolutely. 00:01:26.661 --> 00:01:29.048 - The only type of lap sitting I've done is the opposite 00:01:29.048 --> 00:01:30.676 where someone else is on my lap. 00:01:30.676 --> 00:01:32.500 - Oh, yeah. (laughing) 00:01:32.500 --> 00:01:33.762 - So, I just ask you anything or what? 00:01:33.762 --> 00:01:35.972 Ask for any present or with in reason? 00:01:35.972 --> 00:01:38.465 - Well, you know you can just let your imagination 00:01:38.465 --> 00:01:39.944 run wild. 00:01:39.944 --> 00:01:43.115 - Obviously a boyfriend. 00:01:43.115 --> 00:01:47.098 Maybe like six foot, light eyes, lots of hair. 00:01:47.098 --> 00:01:50.070 He doesn't you know, religion's not a big thing for me. 00:01:50.070 --> 00:01:53.090 - I would really like a black pug. 00:01:53.090 --> 00:01:54.866 I really want a pug. 00:01:54.866 --> 00:01:56.660 - You know, I'm thinking that I'm gonna need 00:01:56.660 --> 00:01:59.703 to get a toy shop or a pet shop up there with the toy shop. 00:01:59.703 --> 00:02:00.539 - Yeah. 00:02:00.539 --> 00:02:03.124 - I would love an XBox One. 00:02:03.124 --> 00:02:04.083 - An XBox One. 00:02:04.083 --> 00:02:05.167 - My girlfriend doesn't want to get it to me 00:02:05.167 --> 00:02:07.337 because apparently it's too violent for her 00:02:07.337 --> 00:02:09.005 to have in the house, 00:02:09.005 --> 00:02:10.548 but I would play it when she was sleeping 00:02:10.548 --> 00:02:11.456 so she wouldn't know. 00:02:11.456 --> 00:02:14.302 - The only thing is I don't know if I can find somebody 00:02:14.302 --> 00:02:16.220 like that and put him in the sleigh and deliver him home. 00:02:16.220 --> 00:02:18.182 - No, you can't deliver him to me, Santa. 00:02:18.182 --> 00:02:21.392 If you can't get him to me, I mean we've got FedEx. 00:02:21.392 --> 00:02:23.186 We've got UPS. 00:02:23.186 --> 00:02:26.346 - I'd like for just people to be like a little more 00:02:26.346 --> 00:02:28.057 like consciously aware of being nice. 00:02:28.057 --> 00:02:30.109 - Exactly, that's the Christmas spirit. 00:02:30.109 --> 00:02:31.361 - Can I take a selfie with you? 00:02:31.361 --> 00:02:32.570 Is that possible? 00:02:32.570 --> 00:02:33.071 - Oh, ho, ho, I love it. 00:02:33.071 --> 00:02:33.855 - Do you do selfies? 00:02:33.855 --> 00:02:35.322 - Oh, I do selfies, in fact we have an elf 00:02:35.322 --> 00:02:38.451 up there at the North Pole, we call him Selfie Elfie. 00:02:38.451 --> 00:02:39.160 - No way. 00:02:39.160 --> 00:02:41.194 - Yeah, his name was Beacon. 00:02:41.194 --> 00:02:42.405 - Does he hang out with Elf on the Shelf? 00:02:42.405 --> 00:02:44.999 - Well, he's even kind of one of those guys. 00:02:44.999 --> 00:02:46.584 - Okay, all right, let's do this. 00:02:46.584 --> 00:02:51.037 - Selfie Elfie, ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas.