WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.278 --> 00:00:02.550 - I'm not allowed to do takeout. 00:00:02.550 --> 00:00:05.107 I'm not allowed to go out to a restaurant. 00:00:05.107 --> 00:00:07.602 I am going to be making my food. 00:00:07.602 --> 00:00:10.185 (upbeat music) 00:00:20.797 --> 00:00:22.130 I am a bad cook. 00:00:23.670 --> 00:00:25.253 I am a lazy person. 00:00:26.219 --> 00:00:29.321 I don't have the time and the patience to cook. 00:00:29.321 --> 00:00:31.304 I really need to learn to cook a little 00:00:31.304 --> 00:00:33.991 because, you know, going out to restaurants 00:00:33.991 --> 00:00:36.022 is wasting a lot of money. 00:00:36.022 --> 00:00:39.464 My goal is to find one meal that is easy to do 00:00:39.464 --> 00:00:41.724 that I can do every week. 00:00:41.724 --> 00:00:43.384 I realize I made a mistake 00:00:43.384 --> 00:00:46.270 in that I froze the chicken 00:00:46.270 --> 00:00:48.317 and it really needs to be defrosted. 00:00:48.317 --> 00:00:52.731 So, we are going to have some issues with that. 00:00:52.731 --> 00:00:54.215 Timing things so that they end up 00:00:54.215 --> 00:00:56.285 at the same time is difficult. 00:00:56.285 --> 00:00:58.696 I'm really impressed with restaurants. 00:00:58.696 --> 00:01:00.268 Pulled out the slow cooker 00:01:00.268 --> 00:01:04.101 and um, just put all the ingredients in there. 00:01:05.010 --> 00:01:06.840 So tonight what I'm eating, 00:01:06.840 --> 00:01:08.173 oh, it's so hot, 00:01:09.177 --> 00:01:12.931 okay, that's the last corn on the cob I had. 00:01:12.931 --> 00:01:14.098 I bought that. 00:01:15.730 --> 00:01:16.563 I didn't make it. 00:01:16.563 --> 00:01:20.230 And that is the chicken that was slow cooked 00:01:21.894 --> 00:01:23.465 that I made up last night. 00:01:23.465 --> 00:01:24.614 There's a feeling of accomplishment 00:01:24.614 --> 00:01:27.781 when you finish cooking a dish and it's edible. 00:01:27.781 --> 00:01:31.027 But for me, it didn't happen that often. 00:01:31.027 --> 00:01:32.940 I made some pretty bad meals. 00:01:32.940 --> 00:01:36.194 I like fruit, but I heard it's like healthy candy. 00:01:36.194 --> 00:01:38.032 So, I'm trying not to get too much. 00:01:38.032 --> 00:01:42.199 So right now I'm making a peach and blueberry smoothie. 00:01:43.267 --> 00:01:44.100 This isn't a recipe. 00:01:44.100 --> 00:01:45.785 This is a made up recipe. 00:01:45.785 --> 00:01:48.195 I don't know if the peaches were the right decision. 00:01:48.195 --> 00:01:49.695 I had an incident. 00:01:50.604 --> 00:01:54.771 Okay, so I'm making a chicken and broccoli casserole. 00:01:56.148 --> 00:01:59.247 I left the plastic cover on my casserole dish 00:01:59.247 --> 00:02:01.366 and cooked it for about an hour. 00:02:01.366 --> 00:02:03.826 I'm sorry, I'm just such an idiot. 00:02:03.826 --> 00:02:05.326 I'm such an idiot. 00:02:06.448 --> 00:02:07.281 Oh my god. 00:02:08.555 --> 00:02:09.388 Oh my god. 00:02:11.177 --> 00:02:13.123 It's so embarrassing 00:02:13.123 --> 00:02:16.202 because, you know, I feel like 10 year olds know 00:02:16.202 --> 00:02:18.118 you don't put plastic in the oven. 00:02:18.118 --> 00:02:20.075 I know you don't put plastic in the oven, 00:02:20.075 --> 00:02:22.512 but I put plastic in the oven. 00:02:22.512 --> 00:02:24.839 The fumes from the burned plastic, 00:02:24.839 --> 00:02:28.009 we were inhaling them and we were poisoning ourselves 00:02:28.009 --> 00:02:29.389 so we went outside. 00:02:29.389 --> 00:02:30.674 It's not worth it. 00:02:30.674 --> 00:02:31.910 Cooking's not worth it. 00:02:31.910 --> 00:02:33.971 It really hurt my ego to learn that 00:02:33.971 --> 00:02:35.498 I was that bad at cooking. 00:02:35.498 --> 00:02:36.848 Right now I'm being very brave 00:02:36.848 --> 00:02:39.941 and I'm making my pasta dish. 00:02:39.941 --> 00:02:40.804 That's right. 00:02:40.804 --> 00:02:42.699 I'm stepping it up. 00:02:42.699 --> 00:02:44.595 I'm gonna eat healthy. 00:02:44.595 --> 00:02:48.178 And also, I'm gonna eat food I cook 00:02:48.178 --> 00:02:50.089 'cause that's gonna be a big step for me. 00:02:50.089 --> 00:02:53.508 My goal is to find one meal that is easy to do 00:02:53.508 --> 00:02:55.927 that I can do every week. 00:02:55.927 --> 00:03:00.438 ♫ Pasta pasta Christmas pasta ♫ 00:03:00.438 --> 00:03:01.271 It's good. 00:03:01.271 --> 00:03:02.284 I would eat it. 00:03:02.284 --> 00:03:05.117 Just like I would eat every pasta. 00:03:06.936 --> 00:03:09.618 (contented moaning) 00:03:09.618 --> 00:03:13.184 I learned that I need very simple recipes. 00:03:13.184 --> 00:03:15.164 I learned that I should follow recipes 00:03:15.164 --> 00:03:18.376 because some people are born to cook 00:03:18.376 --> 00:03:19.876 and others are not 00:03:20.759 --> 00:03:21.842 and I am not. 00:03:24.647 --> 00:03:26.668 Going buck wild and making things up 00:03:26.668 --> 00:03:28.111 and that did not turn out well for me.