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- Here it comes.

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I'm getting it ready for you (laughs).

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(upbeat music)

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That's my baby's food and I'm
going to give it to people

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who are probably going to
say like oh this is gross.

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- I'm kind of hoping that it tastes like

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unsweetened vanilla Trader Joe's milk.

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- I'm hoping that it
tastes like regular milk.

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- Man, this is baby juice.

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Like this is supposed to
keep little kids alive,

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so I feel like it's going
to be full of nutrition.

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- I've always wanted to try it.

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I think it'll be like regular milk,

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but sort of like the difference
between beer and root beer.

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- Maybe it'll make us
feel like kids again.

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- I don't know why I think
it's going to be really gross.

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(sighs)

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- Oh my God, it's thick.

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- It's just too real.

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(laughs)

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- I can't smell a thing.

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- It doesn't smell like anything.

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Maybe chalk.

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- It smells like milk.

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Oh, does it smell sour to you?

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- I don't know.

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- It's nice eggshell green.

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- For our mothers.

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- (mumbles)

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- Oh hi.

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- Okay, you know what (laughs).

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- It's like pretty good.

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- Oh my God, it's actually really good.

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- There's like a kind of aftertaste

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that tastes like a baby smells though.

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- Like after I'm finished drinking this,

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the only thing I'm going to need

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is for someone to pat my
back so that I can burp.

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- [Voiceover] So we'd like
to introduce you to someone.

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- Who?

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That's your boob?

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- Is that your milk?

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- Yeah (laughs).

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- [Voiceover] Hello.

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- Hi.

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- [Voiceover] It's my milk.

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- Oh my gosh, we're so honored.

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(laughs)

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- [Voiceover] Surprise.

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- Ochi (laughs).

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Oh my God.

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- We're your babies now.

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- Oh, you're babies.

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(laughs)

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- This came out of a woman.

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- This came out of a woman's tit.

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- Yeah.