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- I think novelty gets a
little too much positive press.

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(funky music)

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♫ Oh

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♫ Oh

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- Very excited, I was not often allowed

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to eat Pop-Tarts as a child.

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- I used to eat Pop-Tarts
every single morning

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before going to school.

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- Sometimes with soda-flavored items,

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like they try to get that like fizz aspect

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into the flavor, you know?

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- And it never works.
- Yeah.

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- 'Cause you can't mimic carbonation.

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(whoosh)

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- They did a rally lackluster
job on their swirl right here.

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- It's too cursive-eese.

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- Is it a Crush Pop-Tart?

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- These look like eyes.

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- Well should we give it a little sniff?

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(sniffing)

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It smells like cardboard.
(laughter)

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- Oh no...

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- Oh!

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Orange soda.

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You don't like it?

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- No one has ever asked
for hot orange, like ever.

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- Orange Pop Rocks in here, imagine that?

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- Also they've got synergy
there, Pop-Tart, Pop Rocks.

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Pop Rock Tarts.

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- Look at that color, that's unnatural.

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- Aww.
- It's pretty accurate,

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I have to say they did really good.

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- It tastes medicinal.

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- (mumbled) give them to me.
(laughter)

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(whooshing)

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- I immediately like it because
it reminds me of a smore.

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- Mmmm.

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Oh my god you know what this must be?

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- [Both] Root beer!

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- If you just imagine a
root beet float though,

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without any moisture.

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That's what you're about to experience.

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- Oh man you really sold that one.

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- Yeah.

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- Well, kind of, well...

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- It kind of works better
than the orange one.

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The root beer's a little
bit of a subtle flavor,

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you know, a little whimsical
action, in the background.

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- Whimsical.

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- Okay.

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On point, exactly the same.

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- It really is.

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- It just tastes like the
sugary part of root beer.

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- Check this out.

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Oh my god!

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- Is it good?

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- Oh my, beer and here
(laughter)

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let me help you with that with that.

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- (mumbling) right?

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- It compliments it so well.

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- Yeah.

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- Listen, I think they
were all kind of weird.

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- All two of them.

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- It was enjoyable, but I don't think

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I need to ever have it again.

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- They're definitely
thinking outside the box

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and that's respectable.

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Maybe they should just, keeping
that inside the box, though.

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- I would eat the frosting
off of the Pop-Tarts.

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- How?
- You just...

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- Oh, you...

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- Yeah I mean you look like an idiot,

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but damn do you feel ten blesses.

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(laughter)