WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.062 --> 00:00:03.482 - I think in fourth grade you learn about the Civil War 00:00:03.482 --> 00:00:07.684 which is very important but you also learn 00:00:07.684 --> 00:00:09.155 who your enemies are. 00:00:09.155 --> 00:00:10.626 You learn a lot in the fourth grade. 00:00:10.626 --> 00:00:11.459 You know what I mean? 00:00:11.459 --> 00:00:13.990 (light music) 00:00:13.990 --> 00:00:15.102 - [Voiceover] What's the difference between 00:00:15.102 --> 00:00:16.685 arteries and veins? 00:00:17.916 --> 00:00:19.462 - Arteries. 00:00:19.462 --> 00:00:22.527 Okay, veins, alright, are these things. 00:00:22.527 --> 00:00:23.944 - A vein is like, 00:00:26.010 --> 00:00:27.009 well, I know what vein is 00:00:27.009 --> 00:00:29.329 but it's a less important, 00:00:29.329 --> 00:00:32.797 it's like the stump of the tree is the artery 00:00:32.797 --> 00:00:34.331 and then the branches are the veins 00:00:34.331 --> 00:00:35.941 so the artery is the important part. 00:00:35.941 --> 00:00:36.832 - Veins is where you blood runs 00:00:36.832 --> 00:00:38.950 and then arteries are, 00:00:38.950 --> 00:00:40.907 is it inside the veins, the arteries? 00:00:40.907 --> 00:00:42.257 - Okay, I think I got it. 00:00:42.257 --> 00:00:43.278 Okay, I got it. 00:00:43.278 --> 00:00:45.933 An artery brings blood to the heart 00:00:45.933 --> 00:00:47.858 and veins take it away? 00:00:47.858 --> 00:00:51.117 - [Voiceover] Who came up with the Three Laws of Motion? 00:00:51.117 --> 00:00:52.450 - That would be. 00:00:54.028 --> 00:00:56.159 - The Three Laws of Motion. 00:00:56.159 --> 00:00:57.464 - Shit. 00:00:57.464 --> 00:00:58.571 Einstein? 00:00:58.571 --> 00:01:00.044 What did Darwin do again? 00:01:00.044 --> 00:01:01.270 Did they work together? 00:01:01.270 --> 00:01:03.512 Like Einstein and Dar, 00:01:03.512 --> 00:01:05.262 who should I go with? 00:01:06.245 --> 00:01:07.636 - Newton. 00:01:07.636 --> 00:01:08.469 - Newton? 00:01:08.469 --> 00:01:09.923 - Isaac Newton? 00:01:09.923 --> 00:01:10.889 - [Voiceover] Yeah. - Yes? 00:01:10.889 --> 00:01:13.134 Oh my God, yeah, awesome. 00:01:13.134 --> 00:01:15.348 God, okay, I feel good about life now. 00:01:15.348 --> 00:01:18.681 When was the American Revolutionary War? 00:01:21.545 --> 00:01:22.530 - I don't know. 00:01:22.530 --> 00:01:24.778 - I remember it like it was yesterday. 00:01:24.778 --> 00:01:25.611 1842. 00:01:27.770 --> 00:01:29.025 - 1812? 00:01:29.025 --> 00:01:30.371 - Is that against England? 00:01:30.371 --> 00:01:31.538 - Maybe 1930s. 00:01:33.313 --> 00:01:34.779 Earlier than 1930s. 00:01:34.779 --> 00:01:35.612 1830s? 00:01:36.495 --> 00:01:37.390 1850s. 00:01:37.390 --> 00:01:38.223 - 1778. 00:01:39.414 --> 00:01:40.335 No no no. 00:01:40.335 --> 00:01:42.133 1785 to 1801. 00:01:42.133 --> 00:01:43.383 - 1776 to 1783. 00:01:44.894 --> 00:01:45.727 We can dance all day. 00:01:45.727 --> 00:01:46.873 We can dance all day. 00:01:46.873 --> 00:01:47.896 Really? 00:01:47.896 --> 00:01:49.852 I would say that's bullshit. 00:01:49.852 --> 00:01:51.731 Really, 1775? 00:01:51.731 --> 00:01:53.898 Solve 123 divided by five. 00:01:54.948 --> 00:01:57.118 - I don't remember how to do long division at all. 00:01:57.118 --> 00:01:59.671 - Five goes under 12. 00:01:59.671 --> 00:02:01.742 Divided by five. 00:02:01.742 --> 00:02:02.977 I remember it being like this. 00:02:02.977 --> 00:02:05.757 - So you can go five times 00:02:05.757 --> 00:02:07.308 two and it's 10. 00:02:07.308 --> 00:02:09.107 - Five goes into 100 20 times 00:02:09.107 --> 00:02:11.146 or yeah, 20 times. 00:02:11.146 --> 00:02:12.001 - This doesn't mean anything. 00:02:12.001 --> 00:02:13.239 This is just for my brain. 00:02:13.239 --> 00:02:15.739 (light music) 00:02:17.273 --> 00:02:19.432 - Then you got this pesky little three here. 00:02:19.432 --> 00:02:21.304 - I don't know what we do with this part 00:02:21.304 --> 00:02:23.054 but we're 24.3 maybe. 00:02:24.492 --> 00:02:26.814 - And then five doesn't go into three so I have no idea. 00:02:26.814 --> 00:02:28.162 I'm just going to do that. 00:02:28.162 --> 00:02:28.995 24.2 00:02:29.847 --> 00:02:30.714 I made it up. 00:02:30.714 --> 00:02:33.388 - And your answer is 24.6. 00:02:33.388 --> 00:02:34.612 - Look at that, you don't even need 00:02:34.612 --> 00:02:37.037 to know long division. 00:02:37.037 --> 00:02:38.089 It's all bullshit. 00:02:38.089 --> 00:02:39.601 You just multiply everything. 00:02:39.601 --> 00:02:42.101 (light music)