WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.153 --> 00:00:01.233 - I remember in fourth grade, 00:00:01.233 --> 00:00:03.497 everyone had to bring in a box of tissues. 00:00:03.497 --> 00:00:05.110 I have a strong memory of that. 00:00:05.110 --> 00:00:06.736 I don't remember learning too much, 00:00:06.736 --> 00:00:09.587 but I remember I had to bring in my box of tissues. 00:00:09.587 --> 00:00:11.353 (funk music) 00:00:12.483 --> 00:00:14.474 - [Voiceover] Explain photosynthesis. 00:00:15.640 --> 00:00:20.365 - (sighs) I know what this is, 00:00:20.365 --> 00:00:22.422 I think it's like when a flower... 00:00:22.422 --> 00:00:23.035 (laughs) 00:00:23.035 --> 00:00:26.005 - This is when the sun is shining 00:00:26.005 --> 00:00:29.179 on flowers and things 00:00:29.179 --> 00:00:33.210 and there's rain and (laughing) this is how things grow. 00:00:33.210 --> 00:00:35.043 - Plants receive light from the sun 00:00:35.043 --> 00:00:37.411 and they like, stay alive. 00:00:37.411 --> 00:00:40.057 - The plant takes in water and sunlight 00:00:40.057 --> 00:00:43.062 through the cell wall and converts it to energy. 00:00:43.062 --> 00:00:43.649 (bell dings) 00:00:43.649 --> 00:00:45.646 - [Voiceover] What are the three branches of government? 00:00:45.646 --> 00:00:47.259 - God, I should know this. 00:00:47.259 --> 00:00:48.664 I'm an adult. Dammit. 00:00:48.664 --> 00:00:53.099 - Judicial, legislative, Obama. 00:00:53.099 --> 00:00:54.608 - I've been watching a lot of House of Cards 00:00:54.608 --> 00:00:55.666 but that's not helping. 00:00:55.666 --> 00:00:58.288 - There's the executive branch, which is the president, 00:00:58.288 --> 00:01:00.901 the judicial branch, which is the Supreme Court, 00:01:00.901 --> 00:01:03.780 and then there is the legislative branch, 00:01:03.780 --> 00:01:06.300 which is the Senate and Congress. 00:01:06.300 --> 00:01:07.261 (bell dings) 00:01:07.261 --> 00:01:09.127 - [Voiceover] The American Civil War, when was it? 00:01:09.127 --> 00:01:11.507 - (laughing) I do not know. 00:01:11.507 --> 00:01:14.943 - Was that before World War I and II or after? 00:01:14.943 --> 00:01:16.987 - I don't think it was that early. 00:01:16.987 --> 00:01:20.145 - 1960s? No, no, no. 00:01:20.145 --> 00:01:22.269 Maybe it was before. 00:01:22.269 --> 00:01:23.709 1930s? 00:01:23.709 --> 00:01:26.669 - Columbus sailed the ocean blue in 1492. 00:01:26.669 --> 00:01:28.550 He's a huge asshole, Columbus. 00:01:28.550 --> 00:01:32.730 - The American Civil War was between 1861 and 1865. 00:01:32.730 --> 00:01:33.903 (bell dings) 00:01:33.903 --> 00:01:37.944 - [Voiceover] What is 23 divided by four in mixed numerals? 00:01:37.944 --> 00:01:39.603 - So, that means... 00:01:39.603 --> 00:01:42.969 - This is like, how many vodka sodas I can have in one night 00:01:42.969 --> 00:01:44.945 divided by the number of hours it probably takes 00:01:44.945 --> 00:01:46.186 for me to metabolize. 00:01:48.356 --> 00:01:51.022 (muttering) 00:01:51.022 --> 00:01:54.389 - I feel like I've completely forgotten how to divide things 00:01:54.389 --> 00:01:57.641 but multiplication's still there, so... 00:01:57.641 --> 00:02:00.850 - Four, eight, 16, 20, 00:02:00.850 --> 00:02:03.405 and then if it were 24, it'd be five, obviously. 00:02:05.151 --> 00:02:07.625 Yeah. No. Six, it'd be six. 00:02:07.625 --> 00:02:09.749 - 20, wait, yeah. 00:02:09.749 --> 00:02:11.666 Right. What? 00:02:11.666 --> 00:02:12.605 Is that right? 00:02:12.605 --> 00:02:15.728 - Is this the mixed numerals? 00:02:15.728 --> 00:02:19.327 - It's four and 3/4, right? 00:02:19.327 --> 00:02:21.870 No, wait, that's not right. 00:02:21.870 --> 00:02:24.448 - Brunch is $23, divided by four people. 00:02:24.448 --> 00:02:27.327 - You finally stumped me with this simple division 00:02:27.327 --> 00:02:29.985 that a fourth grader would definitely know. 00:02:29.985 --> 00:02:33.753 - Yeah, it's like five bucks, $5.10 each, I think. 00:02:33.753 --> 00:02:35.709 - That's the answer key. 00:02:35.709 --> 00:02:36.935 Boobless. 00:02:40.307 --> 00:02:42.467 - Also, just for like, kids watching, 00:02:42.467 --> 00:02:44.591 college is way easier than the fourth grade. 00:02:44.591 --> 00:02:46.030 Like, way easier. 00:02:46.030 --> 00:02:48.720 You like, talk about your opinion and then you leave.