WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.227 --> 00:00:03.335 - I will say I can't like distinguish between 00:00:03.335 --> 00:00:05.212 the I'm eating pizza haze 00:00:05.212 --> 00:00:06.045 and the I'm getting a little drunk haze. 00:00:06.045 --> 00:00:08.712 (hip hop music) 00:00:24.783 --> 00:00:26.822 I mean, I think pizza and booze 00:00:26.822 --> 00:00:28.987 are one of the great marriages of our time. 00:00:28.987 --> 00:00:30.479 Jay-Z and Beyonce 00:00:30.479 --> 00:00:32.610 are like pizza and alcohol. 00:00:32.610 --> 00:00:34.360 - I don't know about having them together. 00:00:34.360 --> 00:00:35.376 It's more efficient. 00:00:35.376 --> 00:00:37.216 - It sounds pretty disgusting. 00:00:37.216 --> 00:00:38.553 But I'm down to try it. 00:00:38.553 --> 00:00:39.886 - It's either gonna be very good, 00:00:39.886 --> 00:00:41.458 or disgusting. 00:00:41.458 --> 00:00:44.125 (hip hop music) 00:00:51.328 --> 00:00:52.161 - Ahhh! 00:00:53.734 --> 00:00:55.046 (choking) 00:00:55.046 --> 00:00:56.162 - It tastes fine. 00:00:56.162 --> 00:00:57.909 - It just tastes like pizza. 00:00:57.909 --> 00:00:59.742 We're gonna get drunk. 00:01:01.699 --> 00:01:02.877 - Hmm. 00:01:02.877 --> 00:01:04.005 - I taste it now. 00:01:04.005 --> 00:01:06.331 And it tastes like 00:01:06.331 --> 00:01:07.968 fairly (censored) pizza. 00:01:07.968 --> 00:01:10.284 - I have no problem with pizza, this pizza is good. 00:01:10.284 --> 00:01:13.088 - If I get just a saucy little lick right there 00:01:13.088 --> 00:01:16.623 I'd probably really taste the booze. 00:01:16.623 --> 00:01:17.983 - You said saucy little lick 00:01:17.983 --> 00:01:20.492 and then did the weirdest lick I've ever seen. 00:01:20.492 --> 00:01:21.804 - It's like the first bite you're like, 00:01:21.804 --> 00:01:22.637 oh, it's pizza. 00:01:22.637 --> 00:01:25.949 And then you can taste like this bitterness. 00:01:25.949 --> 00:01:27.034 She's lovin' it. (laughs) 00:01:27.034 --> 00:01:28.294 - Like a good Cabernet. 00:01:28.294 --> 00:01:30.018 You just. - Dunk your pizza. 00:01:30.018 --> 00:01:32.491 - Dunk your pizza in it and eat it. 00:01:32.491 --> 00:01:34.552 Like that's promising. 00:01:34.552 --> 00:01:36.005 - This is how I'm drinking from now on. 00:01:36.005 --> 00:01:37.063 I'm not tasting it at all. 00:01:37.063 --> 00:01:39.054 - My standards are pretty low, to be quite honest. 00:01:39.054 --> 00:01:42.171 Like I do not have high standards with. 00:01:42.171 --> 00:01:43.971 Did you hear me just mellow my words? 00:01:43.971 --> 00:01:44.946 Dude, am I drunk? 00:01:44.946 --> 00:01:46.896 - I like you individually, and I like you individually, 00:01:46.896 --> 00:01:49.355 and now that you've done this, we can't undo this. 00:01:49.355 --> 00:01:51.436 (laughs) - It's so hot in here. 00:01:51.436 --> 00:01:52.890 I'm sweating through this top. 00:01:52.890 --> 00:01:54.717 Someone should take my phone. 00:01:54.717 --> 00:01:56.628 I'm gonna, I'm gonna drunk text everybody. 00:01:56.628 --> 00:01:58.974 - If you hadn't told me there was alcohol in that 00:01:58.974 --> 00:02:00.584 pizza, I would have eaten the whole slice 00:02:00.584 --> 00:02:02.576 and not think I had consumed any alcohol. 00:02:02.576 --> 00:02:03.409 - Wow. 00:02:03.409 --> 00:02:04.749 - I'm gonna just drink this shot. 00:02:04.749 --> 00:02:05.916 Bye-ee. By-y-e. 00:02:07.997 --> 00:02:11.776 (chokes) - Oh my God. 00:02:11.776 --> 00:02:12.955 - I think it can be a thing 00:02:12.955 --> 00:02:14.673 since Jared didn't taste the alcohol 00:02:14.673 --> 00:02:17.282 that there's also a lot of other people that won't. 00:02:17.282 --> 00:02:18.859 - If someone out there could 00:02:18.859 --> 00:02:22.739 find a way to make this not taste like vodka in it. 00:02:22.739 --> 00:02:24.812 - That's one of my favorite ways to consume alcohol. 00:02:24.812 --> 00:02:27.136 - If you want to slow down, getting drunk, 00:02:27.136 --> 00:02:28.996 you should eat a lot of bread, this is good for that. 00:02:28.996 --> 00:02:31.902 - They're both beautiful in their own right. 00:02:31.902 --> 00:02:32.895 - They don't need to be mixed. 00:02:32.895 --> 00:02:34.663 - They don't need to go together. 00:02:34.663 --> 00:02:36.413 - It's getting worse. 00:02:38.291 --> 00:02:40.624 - It's getting better. - No.