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- I know no, which is,
how do you say that again?

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- I know nothing about German.

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- I think the German language
has some like, nuances

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to it and has a nice flow to it.

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- The only thing that I
remember is "bluder affen,"

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I think it means funny monkey.

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- [Voiceover] Arschkrampe.

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- If it were like French, it
would be, "arsch krampay."

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- Arschkramp.

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- Arschkrampe.

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- A dresser or some piece of furniture.

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- I'm gonna say it's, pain in the ass.

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You're being such an
arschkrampe, right now.

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- [Voiceover] Arschloch.

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- Arsch clock.

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- Ash lock.

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- Arschloch.

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- That's gotta be asshole.

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- Everyone's got an arschlock.

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- [Voiceover] Babbsack.

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- Babbsack.

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- Babbsack.

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- Babbsack means boobs.

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- Condom face.

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- Sounds like ball sack, to me.

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- Oh, so I'm a babbsack.

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Well, you haven't dated me.

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- [Voiceover] Hannebampel.

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- (laughter) Hanna, hannababble.

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- Hannah bample.

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- Hannebampel.

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- Yeah, that's a fun word, hannebampel.

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- You eat human flesh,
you're a hanburblepull.

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- You can't emulate the same word.

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- [Voiceover] Peniskopf.

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- (laughter)

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- (laughter)

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- Peniskoff.

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- Peniskopf.

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- Peniskopf.

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- I'm guessing that's
the German cock block,

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you have peniskopf.

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- Sounds like a diseased penis.

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- Dick head.

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- That's what I love
about the German language,

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it's literally what it says.

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- [Voiceover] Volltrottel.

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- Voldemort?

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- Volldorrel, it's
Voldemort's evil cousin.

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- Vulltruttle.

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- Volltrottel, boom.

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- I want this to mean Voltron.

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- Ugly bitch.

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German's a great language to curse in.

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- Uh, no, I can't do the accent

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without making fun of people,

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on accident.

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