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- One time when I was a kid,
I found a dead baby bird

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on the sidewalk and I buried
it and then my dog dug it up

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and then ate it and then puked it back up,

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so I'm not really worried about this.

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("Gentleman's Club")

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- I grew up with a lot of Filipino folk

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and they always told me about balut.

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- I've heard about balut before

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and I've always wanted to
try, I heard it's delicious.

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- Yeah, I regret this.

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- I'm excited.

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- Let's do this, there's dark magic

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and we're about to eat it.

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- What I was taught, you're
supposed to crack the top

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and then that forms like a little bowl

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and then you're supposed
to sip the soup out of it

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and then you just peel
this stuff and eat it.

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(laughing)

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- I'm so scared.

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- Oh, boy! Oh, that's
a baby bird in there!

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- Can I take it like a shot?

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- Yeah.

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- All right. Cheers!

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- Cheers!

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(imitating bird sounds)

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- Oh, that's actually pretty good.

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- Oh, it tastes just like broth.

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- Delicious.

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- Hmm, not as bad as
I thought it would be.

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(screechy voice)

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- Oh, my god!

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- Oh, it's looking up at you,
yeah, that's pretty crazy.

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- Are there bones in this?

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(laughing)

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- Eat that please.

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- I notice the bone, you're lying.

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(drowned out by food in mouth)

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- I just squish and sprains, I think.

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- I never thought I would say these words,

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the fetus tastes good.

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- The fetus does taste good.

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- If this was common, it
would not freak me out.

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This is just my first time.

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I was a little bit
anxious for my first time,

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but I don't think this is that bad.

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- If I ate this even one more time,

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I'm sure I'd be totally fine with it.

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- Is that your hair or bird hair?

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- That's my hair.

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(laughing)

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- I did it, I defeated you.

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No, high five myself,
you didn't eat anything.

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- I have a lot of respect for
the people who enjoy this.

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This is-- you're hardcore
if you can eat this.

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- I don't even like hard-boiled eggs,

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I don't know why I'm here.

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("Gentleman's Club")