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- Eugene, drink!
- You choose

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all of these bottles. Up!

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- It worked.

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(laughs)

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- Yep, that's Koreans for ya.

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(upbeat music)

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- We love soju.

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- So I've had soju before,

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but not flavored soju.

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- Soju is dangerous.

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It's smooth, it's watery.

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- I take pictures a lot

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when I drink soju.
- When you're on soju?

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- Yeah.

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- If you like sweet and
you like fruity flavors,

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you might like this
more than me, actually.

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(piano riff and upbeat music)

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- I love peach.

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- This is how Koreans drink.

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Because I'm 27
- Wow.

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- And he's 28.

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If we were out drinking and I was like...

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- That would've so turned me on, though.

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(laughs)

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- We gonna be a little turnt.

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- [Both] Jjan!

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- It tastes just like peach rings.

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I'm so into it.

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- Oh, that's not even alcoholic.

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- It's probably a little
too sweet for you, right?

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- Yeah.

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- You could feed this to children.

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Wait, don't do that.

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(upbeat music)

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- So when you pour soju for people,

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if they're older than you,

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you have to use two hands to pour.

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So you're older than I am.

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- To us.

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(glasses clinking)

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- Uh, this one tastes a lot
like Fresca, like a soda.

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- That tastes like Sprite.

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- I do, like, very clearly
see how I could drink

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a whole bottle of this

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and not realize how silly I'm getting.

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(upbeat music)

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- How do you eat grapefruit?

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- With a little bit of salt and a spoon.

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- Oh, so you cut it in
half and spoon it out?

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- How do you eat grapefruit?

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- Like an orange.

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- Huh.

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- This smells delightful.

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- This could be a candle.

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- Hmm.

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- Mmm.

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- That was good.

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- That's incredibly good.

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That is not alcohol.

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- I don't like grapefruits

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and I don't know why I
thought I'd like this.

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(laughs)

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- This seems like the closest

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to the actual flavor of the food.

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- These taste like melted
popsicle concentrate flavor

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that you would know from ice creams.

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- What types of ice creams are you eating?

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- A sorbet.

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(silly upbeat music)

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- Oh, this one smells awful.

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- I smell blueberries.
- I love...

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The women on these.

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Chan!

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- Chan!

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- That smells like cough syrup.

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- Uhhh. Blueberries should
not be mixed with soju.

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- That's not good.

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- It does not taste like blueberries.

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- Ooohh.

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- Now this tastes like kids medicine.

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- Ned.

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- It's a straw.

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- How does that taste?

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- It tastes like liberty.

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- This one sucks.

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(Beep) blueberry flavor.

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(upbeat music)

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- No no no.

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- This is how it's supposed to be.

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I'm pretty sure.

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- I'm sorry Korea.

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- Perfect, got it.

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- Smells tropical.

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It feels like I'm in Malaysia right now.

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- Gamsahabnida! ("Thank you!" in Korean)

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(glasses clinking)

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- Woah.

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- Just a little too sweet for me.

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- Woah.

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- That has a bad aftertaste;
that's the problem.

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- It's like pineapple that was left

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in a cup of water overnight.

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- This pineapple is amazing.

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You're just continuing to drink.

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- She's like juice baby.

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- You know what's
confusing about pineapple?

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- It's not made of pines or apples?

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- Woah!

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(ukulele strumming)

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- Oh, God.

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It smells even more like
fruit punch than the last.

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- This is like when you
go to the dentist office

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and they're like, "What type
of flavor would you like

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"on your gas mask?"

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And I'm like, "I'll take red please."

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- This is straight up melted Starburst.

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How did they distill this?

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- It is a pretty subtle
flavor but I like that.

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(upbeat music)

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- I've never been a huge
fan of flavored sojus

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because I feel like it's
just drinking juice.

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- Yeah.
- I like my liquor

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to taste like liquor.

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- It's designed for like my little sister

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and Steven Lim.

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- I bet he's having a great time.

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He's probably being way too loud.

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(screaming)

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I bet he's like ohhhhh!

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- Alright, drink up!

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- Koreans need to take
over the taste making.

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- Cool things about people in Korea:

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really fast internet, hot
girls, really good soju.

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Get at me.

